scary funny guy story

There was a guy named Jack. One night, he decided to go through a spooky forest just for fun. As he walked, he heard strange noises. He got really scared but then he started making these goofy faces to himself to ease the fear. Suddenly, a little squirrel jumped out, and Jack screamed like a girl. The squirrel just stared at him, twitched its nose, and ran off. Jack couldn't stop laughing at himself for being so scared of a tiny squirrel.

Sure. There was a guy who went camping. At night, he heard what he thought was a bear growling outside his tent. He was terrified. But then he realized it was just his stomach growling because he ate too much junk food before bed. He felt silly and laughed it off.

Once upon a time, there was a guy with red short hair. He lived in an old, creaky house at the edge of town. One night, he heard strange noises coming from the attic. When he went to investigate, he saw a pair of glowing eyes in the darkness. He was so scared that he ran out of the house and never went back.

He might have been cursed. You see, in some tales, red hair is associated with being different, and in a superstitious world, that can attract bad spirits. So this guy with red short hair could have unknowingly angered some sort of entity. Maybe it was an old ghost from the land his house was built on. Every time he felt that strange presence, it could be the ghost getting closer to him.

Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.

There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.

There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.

Here's one. A guy was sitting on a bench in the park reading a book. A bunch of pigeons gathered around him. He didn't notice at first. When he finally did, he got startled and jumped up. But his foot got caught on the bench and he tumbled forward right into the middle of the pigeons. They all scattered in a flurry of feathers, and the guy was left lying there covered in pigeon feathers, looking like he had just been in a pillow fight with the pigeons.

Once upon a time, there was a rich guy who lived in a big, spooky mansion. One night, he saw a strange handprint on the wall. It was huge and had long, gnarled fingers. As he stared at it, the handprint started to move. The rich guy was terrified and ran to his bedroom, locking the door behind him. But the monster associated with the handprint was able to seep through the cracks. It was a shadowy figure with glowing eyes. It chased the rich guy around the room until he fainted from fear.

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