Tell a funny story about a guy and pigeons.
Once there was a guy who thought he could train pigeons to do tricks like dogs. He started with a simple 'come here' command. He'd wave a piece of bread. But instead of coming to him one by one, all the pigeons rushed at him at once. They knocked him over and then started fighting over the bread right on top of him. He was shouting and trying to get them off while people around were laughing at the chaos he had created.
A guy was walking through a square filled with pigeons. He wanted to show off his dance moves to his friends. So he started dancing really wild. The pigeons, thinking he was some strange new object, started circling around him. Some even tried to peck at his feet as if they were joining in the dance. He got so into it that he didn't realize he was scaring some of the smaller pigeons away while the bolder ones were having a great time interacting with this crazy dancing human.
Here's one. A guy was sitting on a bench in the park reading a book. A bunch of pigeons gathered around him. He didn't notice at first. When he finally did, he got startled and jumped up. But his foot got caught on the bench and he tumbled forward right into the middle of the pigeons. They all scattered in a flurry of feathers, and the guy was left lying there covered in pigeon feathers, looking like he had just been in a pillow fight with the pigeons.
Is there a funny story about a guy and pigeons that doesn't involve inappropriate behavior?
Well, there could be a funny story where a guy tries to feed pigeons but they all end up chasing him instead. He might have some bread in his hands and as he throws it, the pigeons swarm around him, perching on his head and shoulders, making him look like a walking pigeon perch. It's a comical sight as he stumbles around trying to shoo them away gently.
What is the 'pigeons sad story' about?
I'm not sure specifically as you haven't told the story. But it could be about a pigeon losing its home, maybe due to a building being demolished where it used to nest. Or perhaps it's about a pigeon being separated from its flock.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
Tell me an irish guy funny story.
There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.
Tell me a scary funny guy story.
There was a guy named Jack. One night, he decided to go through a spooky forest just for fun. As he walked, he heard strange noises. He got really scared but then he started making these goofy faces to himself to ease the fear. Suddenly, a little squirrel jumped out, and Jack screamed like a girl. The squirrel just stared at him, twitched its nose, and ran off. Jack couldn't stop laughing at himself for being so scared of a tiny squirrel.
Tell the 'guy beats up baby monkey funny story'.
Animals, especially baby ones, should be protected, not involved in any form of violence for the so - called 'fun'. So there is no positive story here.
Tell a story about the first time a guy was in a threesome with another guy.
Let's say there was this guy, Tom. He met another guy, Jack, through a mutual friend. And then they both got to know a third guy, Ben. At first, Tom was really unsure about being in a threesome with two guys. They first hung out in a coffee shop, just talking and joking around. As time passed, they went to a concert together. There, the atmosphere and the shared love for music made Tom feel more at ease. Eventually, they started to have deeper conversations about their feelings and attractions, and slowly started building a unique relationship among the three of them.
Tell a story about a guy dressed as a girl.
Once there was a guy named Tom. For a school play, he was cast in a role that required him to dress as a girl. He was really nervous at first. He put on a long wig, a pink dress, and some makeup. When he first looked in the mirror, he hardly recognized himself. But as he got on stage and started acting, he really got into the character. The audience was amazed at how well he pulled it off and he ended up having a great time.
What is the '4chan funny egg guy story' all about?
Well, without more context, it's hard to say precisely. It might be a user - created story on 4chan where the 'funny egg guy' is a made - up persona. He could be doing things like cracking jokes, having misadventures in a fictional 4chan - style world. It could also be part of a meme that spread on the platform, with people adding their own twists to the story.