Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
A drunk guy decided to dance in the middle of the street. He was doing the silliest moves, like moonwalking backwards and doing the robot all at once. His friends were trying to get him to stop but he just kept going, saying he was the best dancer in the world. It was a sight to behold and had everyone on the street chuckling.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk story.
There was this time when a guy in our group got drunk. He tried to walk in a straight line as a bet but ended up walking into a lamppost. Instead of being embarrassed, he started talking to the lamppost as if it was an old friend, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious to watch.
Tell me a funny drunk Christmas story.
One Christmas, my uncle got really drunk. He thought the Christmas tree was a dancing partner. He started doing the waltz around it, singing very loudly off - key Christmas carols. We all just watched and laughed as he twirled around the tree, nearly knocking down all the ornaments.
Tell me a funny drunk cruise story.
Well, once on a cruise, there was this really drunk guy at the poolside bar. He thought he was a mermaid and tried to jump into the pool fully clothed, shouting 'I'm going home!'. Everyone around was in stitches. He just laid there in the pool for a while, still holding his drink, until the staff helped him out.
Tell me a funny drunk driving story.
Once there was a guy who was drunk driving. He thought his car was a spaceship. He started making beeping noises like a rocket and was yelling 'We're going to the moon!' while driving really slowly. People on the road were just staring at him in disbelief. Luckily, a police officer stopped him before he could cause any real trouble.
Tell me a really funny drunk story.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.
Tell me an irish guy funny story.
There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.
Tell me a scary funny guy story.
There was a guy named Jack. One night, he decided to go through a spooky forest just for fun. As he walked, he heard strange noises. He got really scared but then he started making these goofy faces to himself to ease the fear. Suddenly, a little squirrel jumped out, and Jack screamed like a girl. The squirrel just stared at him, twitched its nose, and ran off. Jack couldn't stop laughing at himself for being so scared of a tiny squirrel.
Can you share another funny drunk guy story?
Well, I know of a drunk man who went to a fast - food joint. He mistook the ketchup dispenser for a microphone. He started singing into it at the top of his lungs, with ketchup squirting all over his face. The people in the restaurant were in stitches. He was so drunk that he didn't even realize what was happening until the staff gently led him away to clean up.
Tell a funny drunk emoji story.
There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.