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scary but funny ghost story

scary but funny ghost story

Rebirth: Ghost Exorciser

Rebirth: Ghost Exorciser

Chi Shuyan lived miserably in her past life. She obviously has great fortune, but it is ‘borrowed’, and so her great fortune turns into bad luck—a good hand turns rotten. Her family falls apart and dies. Her relatives take possession of her properties. She is reported for cheating during the college entrance exams. Her future is in total ruins. And she still foolishly feels grateful to her best friend who had orchestrated it all. Until one day, a Celestial Master spots the deception and takes her as her apprentice. Chi Shuyan rises from the ashes, becoming a blood-soaked demoness, whose name makes people tremble in fear as she slays all evil people. This ends up ending her own life. Reborn once more, she returns to when she is 17-year-old with the memories of her previous life before the college entrance exam. In this life, she is endowed with supernatural powers and can foresee anyone's fate and future with great accuracy. She vows to trample on all those who caused her family's ruin in her past life. But before she can exact her revenge… One day, she touches a business magnate, and sees herself wearing some kind of cat ears sexy outfit coming out of the bathroom before kneeling at the man's suit pants, calling him Daddy! Chi Shuyan is shocked: How bad is my life going to be in the future? How can it be so indecent! Qi Zhenbai, the ruler of the powerful and deep-rooted Qi family in the capital, fully deserves being God’s favored one - handsome in appearance, indifferent in character, iron-blooded and strong in means and the second most sought after bachelor in the city. He is a hotshot, except for being so weak and sickly that doctors have determined that he won't live past 30. His past life ended at 29. However, this life is fated to be a little different after meeting her. Making money in summer vacation. "There are too many crooks these days."  “Exactly, they perfectly able, but they don't look for a good job.” A group of people points at Chi Shuyan, who has set up a fortune telling stall. On the one hand, she is discouraged from pretending to be a swindler, but also encouraged to resemble one slightly. Chi Shuyan stays firm, drawing talismans while sucking on a lollipop.  One month later… "Master Chi, fortunately you told my fortune. You allowed me to escape the misfortune." "Master Chi, how much is this Ghost Ward Talisman? I want 10 of them!" "Master Chi, can you help me calculate my family's luck in passing? Money is not a problem." People’s eyes glow as they look at Chi Shuyan collecting excessive amounts of money. To look so sage-like even when doing a tacky task of collecting money, she's indeed an erudite expert.
Fantasy
1854 Chs
I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...
Eastern
1523 Chs
My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Song Yan lived a miserable life. She was born with a great fortune but her ‘ luck ‘ was ‘ snatched ‘ by her half sister . It was her fortune that she was fated to marry Fu Yusheng , the Ceo and owner of the Fu corporations . However , her half sister who was jealous of intercepted in her fate and snatched her ‘ good luck ‘ away , from then on Song Yan faced countless troubles , she met with accidents , lost her scripts and finally died after meeting a road accident . But she was unwilling , unwilling because she loved Fu Yusheng and her son whom she left behind in the Fu family . Her soul that should have scattered and brought to Hell in front of King Yama , turned into a vicious ghost . Only after becoming a ghost did she realise what kind of perfect deception her half sister has planned for her . Luckily before her soul could become any more dark and become a malevolent spirit , she crosses path with a Celestial master who promises her a fresh start as long as she stays with him and learns the way of supernatural . So , Song Yan became the Celestial master’s disciple and continued to serve the Celestial master and his family as a Ghost . After five hundred years of service , she is freed by her master and get a chance to rebirth . She is reborn on the day she met with the car accident . In this life she is endowed with supernatural power to see the celestial truths . She vows to avenge herself and her son who met an unfortunate death because of her half sister . But why is her apathetic husband who never cared about her , coming after her ?
Fantasy
1463 Chs
Tell me a funny scary ghost story.
Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. A group of friends decided to spend a night there for fun. As they were sitting in the living room, a cold wind blew and the candles flickered. Then, a small ghost with a big smile appeared. It started to do a little dance. The friends were scared at first but then burst out laughing because the ghost's dance was so silly. It was a friendly ghost who just wanted to play some tricks.
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2024-10-25 23:29
Tell me a scary but funny ghost story.
Once upon a time, there was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. He was very scary looking with his white sheet and big black holes for eyes. But he was also really clumsy. One day, he was trying to scare a little girl who had come to explore the mansion. He floated out from behind a curtain with a loud 'BOO!'. But instead of scaring the girl, she just laughed because his sheet got caught on a nail and he couldn't move. The girl helped him free and they became friends. After that, the ghost would often play little tricks on the girl that were more funny than scary, like making the teacups dance on the table.
2 answers
2024-11-24 22:12
What are the elements that make a funny scary ghost story?
One element is misdirection. For example, when you think it's a real ghost but it's actually something mundane like a cat knocking things over in a spooky - looking old house. Another is the reaction of the characters. If they overreact to a non - ghostly situation, it can be both scary at first and funny later. For instance, when someone screams at a floating balloon thinking it's a spirit in a haunted place.
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2024-12-10 17:46
Are there any ghost story jokes that are both scary and funny?
If you want to read a scary and funny ghost story, I have two novels to recommend to you. The first book was "Hello, Mr. Ghost." It was a light-hearted and funny story. The protagonist was haunted by all kinds of ghosts and had a mysterious rat friend. The whole story was full of jokes and mysteries. The second book was Ghost Stories with Unpredictable Ending. This book told all kinds of mysterious events and ghost stories, and always gave readers a surprising ending. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
1 answer
2025-03-11 21:49
Can you share a funny scary ghost story with me?
Sure. There was this old inn that was rumored to be haunted. A traveler decided to stay there anyway. In the middle of the night, he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. The ghost had a big, goofy hat on. It started to float around the room, but then accidentally flew into the wall. The traveler was scared at first but then found it hilarious. The ghost, embarrassed, told the traveler that it was having a bad day haunting.
3 answers
2024-10-25 10:05
What are the elements that make a ghost story both scary and funny?
The character of the ghost can make a story both scary and funny. If a ghost is supposed to be this menacing entity but has a clumsy side. For instance, a ghost that tries to float menacingly through a wall but gets stuck halfway. The setting also plays a part. An old, dark cemetery is a spooky setting, but if the ghost there is more interested in playing pranks like making the tombstones light up in funny colors instead of scaring people in a traditional way, it creates that scary - funny mix. And the reactions of the human characters are important too. If they overreact to a not - so - scary - looking ghost or underreact to a really spooky one, it adds to the humor while still maintaining the scariness.
2 answers
2024-12-11 20:04
What are some elements that make a ghost story funny not scary?
A big part is when the ghost is more like a friendly neighbor. Maybe it's a ghost that leaves little gifts for the living, like a ghost who leaves beautiful feathers or shiny stones on people's doorsteps. And if the reactions of the people in the story are comical, like over - reacting to the tiniest sign of the ghost but then realizing it's harmless. Also, when the ghost has a cute appearance rather than a menacing one, like a small, pudgy ghost that waddles around instead of gliding menacingly.
2 answers
2024-12-02 19:30
What are some elements that make a ghost story funny not scary?
One element is when the ghost has comical habits. For example, if a ghost is always losing its head and then running around looking for it in a panicked yet funny way. Another is when the ghost is more interested in silly human things like fashion or dancing. A ghost that tries to learn the latest dance moves but keeps floating off in the wrong direction can be really funny.
2 answers
2024-11-21 12:09
Is a ghost story scary?
Well, it can be. A lot of factors come into play. The way the story is told, the atmosphere it creates, and your own imagination can all make a ghost story scary or not so much.
2 answers
2024-10-18 13:25
What are the characteristics of funny and scary ghost stories?
One characteristic is the unexpected. For example, a ghost that acts in a silly way instead of being just menacing. Like a ghost that trips over its own spectral sheet. Another is the use of irony. Such as a ghost who is afraid of the living. It makes the story funny but also keeps the spooky element as it's still a ghost.
3 answers
2024-11-30 07:46
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