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We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Lin Wanwan slips a jade bracelet onto her wrist—and steps between two worlds. Side A: neon lights, 5G, instant ramen, MRI machines—an age of abundance where food is fast and friendships sometimes slow. Side B: Tang-dynasty sunshine, cracked earth, locust clouds, emperors who ask villagers to skip meals so soldiers can march. A “golden age” that growls with hunger. Lin has no grand plan—only a wish: let the little bean who waits for her at the gate eat his fill, let the gray-haired elders who calls her “treasure” sleep without fear of famine. Lin Wanwan wants to bring small changes to the world she loves, so the family she cherishes can live a little better, then a little better still—because "I has finally found the place that calls my home."

# DUNGEON On a certain day, dungeons from another dimension suddenly appeared on Earth and monsters started to invade human civilization. Humans were forced to form hunting parties to conquer dungeons. Hunters can be separated into different jobs, including Knights, Warriors, Archers, Magicians, Assassins, and Supporters. Each job had its own responsibility when they fought together. When Lu Benwei was transmigrated to this world, he got the weakest job and became a Supporter. Fortunately, he received the One-click Support System. Resource Support: Click to receive 10x experience, 10x item drop, 10x money drop. Walk Through Wall Support: Click to increase speed and unlock the ability to walk through walls. There’s no place that you can’t go in the dungeons. X-Ray Vision Support: Click to clear the fog and locate every hidden chest and mission. Health Lock Support: Click to lock your health. You’ll be immune to any damage for a set amount of time. Storage Support: Click to expand your storage. You can store as many items, pets, and runes as you want. “He can walk through walls, has X-ray vision, and invincibility? You call that a support system? He’s basically hacking!” “I’m not hacking!” Lu Benwei replied.

In a realm rife with war and conquest, only the strong and cunning may survive. Planar travel has become the determinant of strength. Nobles and powerhouses travel the myriad planes, invading and plundering them to increase their personal strength, grow their military might and fund their endless wars. A systems engineer and lifelong web novel reader is reborn as Alex Fury—a young noble dismissed as talentless by his own family. Struggling to awaken his family’s bloodline talents and the warrior potential his family expects of him, Alex is sent off to a Mage Tower. His fate is clear: forge a path for himself... or lose everything. Blending the system engineering and web novel knowledge of his previous life with the Rune knowledge of his new world, Alex Fury creates a revolutionary new form of magic unique to him... RuneTech Magic. From runic artificial Intelligence to interplanar communication networks; From rune-powered super soldiers to rune-crafted power armours (and mechas), from new energy sources to perpetual energy. With this marriage of science, technology and the arcane, Alex will usher in advances previously thought unattainable in his new world, and his old one. This is a tale of power, rebellion, ambition- and legacy. Empires will rise to crush him. Worlds will try to deny him. But with intellect, invention- and just a spark of madness, he will carve his name into history. Witness the birth of the Rune-Tech Sage, and the beginning of a legend that will echo across worlds.

Dans un royaume en proie à la guerre et à la conquête, seuls les forts et les rusés peuvent survivre. Le voyage planaire est devenu le déterminant de la force. Les nobles et les puissants voyagent à travers les innombrables plans, les envahissant et les pillant pour accroître leur force personnelle, développer leur puissance militaire et financer leurs guerres sans fin. Un ingénieur système et lecteur de romans web de toute une vie renaît en tant qu'Alex Fury—un jeune noble considéré sans talent par sa propre famille. Dépourvu des pouvoirs de lignée et du potentiel de guerrier de sa famille, Alex est exilé dans une Tour des Mages. Son destin est clair : maîtriser la magie... ou tout perdre. Pas de système de triche. Pas de bénédiction divine. Pas de pouvoir caché. Ce qu'il possède, c'est un esprit aiguisé par la logique, l'ingénierie... et les histoires. Mêlant les connaissances en ingénierie système et en romans web de sa vie précédente avec les connaissances en Runes de son nouveau monde, Alex Fury crée une nouvelle forme révolutionnaire de magie unique à lui... La Magie RuneTech. De l'Intelligence Artificielle runique aux réseaux de communication interplanaires ; Des super soldats alimentés par des runes aux armures de puissance runiques (et mechas), des nouvelles sources d'Énergie à l'Énergie perpétuelle. Avec ce mariage de la science et de la technologie, Alex va inaugurer des avancées auparavant jugées inaccessibles dans son nouveau monde, et dans son ancien. C'est un récit de pouvoir, de rébellion, d'ambition - et d'héritage. Des Empires s'élèveront pour l'écraser. Des mondes tenteront de le nier. Mais avec l'intellect, l'invention - et juste une étincelle de folie, il gravera son nom dans l'histoire. Assistez à la naissance du Sage Rune-Tech, et au début d'une légende qui résonnera à travers les mondes.

Hemos tenido sistemas que ayudan a los MCs a hacer píldoras, robar habilidades de maestros legendarios, e incluso ser obligados a presumir para ganar puntos, pero ¿qué hay de un sistema que permite a uno ejecutar un cibercafé de realidad virtual, con todos los juegos clásicos? Nuestro MC se despierta en un nuevo mundo y se encuentra con un sistema misterioso que le permite dirigir un cibercafé de realidad virtual totalmente autónomo! ¿Qué? ¿Abrir un cibercafé en un mundo de cultivadores? Ahora puedes navegar por Internet, ver dramas y jugar a videojuegos?! Un guerrero emperador lloró después de visitar la tienda de MC. —¡Maldición, la tormenta de nieve termina mi vida! Otro cultivador del Reino del Río Yuan jadeó después de beber Sprite—: ¿Qué es esta brujería? ¿Qué más aportó el MC al mundo de los cultivadores? Acompáñenos en esta aventura mientras Fang Qi se enfrenta a las sectas de cultivo y a las grandes fuerzas con su colección de tesoros modernos.

Synopsis Kuramoto Daisuke, a freshman in High School was suddenly exposed to someone vanishing in front of him. Turns out he was admitted to a Special Class full of Isekai Heroes that were regularly summoned to Otherworlds since the start of their Middle School. He was told that he was to become their Support to prevent each of the Heroes' fate of dying in the world they were summoned into. Though mediocre, he realized that his ability has a great potential but it needs a lot of hard work on his part. Unconvinced of being just the Support Character, he vowed to excavate his mediocre ability, all the while supporting the Heroes using it. And maybe more. Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BWBWUrU

Nous avons eu des systèmes qui aident les personnages principaux à fabriquer des pilules, à voler des compétences de maîtres légendaires, et même à être forcés de faire étalage de leurs talents pour gagner des points, mais qu'en est-il d'un système qui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle, proposant tous les jeux classiques ? Notre personnage principal se réveille dans un nouveau monde (Truck-kun frappe encore) et se retrouve avec un mystérieux système qui lui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle entièrement autonome ! Quoi ? Ouvrir un café internet dans un monde de cultivateurs ? Vous pouvez maintenant surfer sur internet, regarder des drames et jouer à des jeux vidéo ?! Un Guerrier Empereur a pleuré après avoir visité la boutique du personnage principal, "Bon sang, Blizzard complète ma vie !" Un autre cultivateur du Royaume de la Rivière Yuan a haleté après avoir bu du Sprite, "Qu'est-ce que cette sorcellerie ?" Quoi d'autre le personnage principal a-t-il apporté au monde des cultivateurs ? Rejoignez-nous dans cette aventure où Fang Qi affronte les sectes de cultivation et les forces majeures avec sa collection de trésors modernes.

The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

After his mother dies from a serious illness, Mo Jingchun is left to shoulder the burden of raising his six-month-old sister on his own. Fortunately, he’s an exceptional student and he awakens the Science System. "Congratulations, dear host, for winning the AI Assistant's first-generation Jarvis source code."