funny computer stories

The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

At a turning point in his life, Fang Zhen suddenly receives a computer from an old friend. Inside is a mysterious 'Instance Dungeon Life' game, offering a choice of real worlds of adventure and new identities. Fang Zhen had always felt that his whole life had been spent waiting for an opportunity. When the gate to a game's instance dungeon appears before his eyes, he knows his chance has come. Fang Zhen: "Something this good actually exists?" "In this instance dungeon game, you only have one life. It's extremely hardcore; a moment's carelessness and you could die inside. Do you still want to choose?" "Hell yeah. I'm not even afraid of living, why would I be afraid of dying?"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Cheng Xu accidentally crossed into the cultivation world together with the computer and fused into a human-shaped immortal cultivation computer. He found that the methods, spells, and codices of the cultivation world were the same as computer applications, which could be directly read and installed in their own bodies. And the various configurations of one's own body seemed to be continuously upgradable. [Cultivation Computer] Motherboard: Cheng Xu (intermediate Qi cultivation) CPU: Divine Mind (single-core 0.8GHz) Memory: Enlightenment (128MB) Hard disk: Sense (256MB) Video card: integrated 1.0 (512MB) Sound card: Integrated 1.0 Network card: integrated 1.0 (10Mbps) Medicine refining, spell array, weapon refining, and talisman, all became easy with the help of the computer. However, it seemed that the performance of this current configuration still needed to be improved. The computer was a bit laggy...

One day, a mysterious package arrived at my home. Inside was a quantum computer. Its performance far surpassed the technology of modern humanity. With it, anything could be hacked. Even the “Akashic Records,” the culmination of all knowledge and technology across the entire galaxy.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.