What are some of the best funny old stories?
One funny old story is about a man who tried to train his donkey to count. He would hold up one finger and say 'one', two fingers and say 'two'. But when he held up three fingers, the donkey kicked him. Moral of the story: Don't over - educate your donkey.
There was an old story of a knight who was very clumsy. He was always falling off his horse during parades. One day, he tried to show off his new armor and ended up getting stuck in a small gate. His squire had to push and pull him out while everyone watched and laughed.
What are some of the best funny old stories from different cultures?
In Chinese culture, there's a story about an old scholar. He was always so absent - minded. One day, he was reading a book while walking. He walked straight into a tree and apologized to the tree, thinking it was a person. His students were watching and couldn't stop laughing. This story reflects the humor in the portrayal of scholars in old Chinese stories.
Can you share some best funny old stories?
Sure. Here's one. There was an old man who had a parrot. The parrot was always saying bad words. The old man tried everything to make it stop but failed. Finally, he put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When he took it out, the parrot was shivering and said, 'I'm sorry for my bad words.' The old man was surprised and asked why. The parrot said, 'Because I saw some frozen chickens in there, and they all had their beaks open but no words came out!'.
What are the best old funny stories you know?
The story of the three little pigs is kind of funny. The first pig built his house out of straw and the big bad wolf blew it down easily. The second pig built with sticks and had the same fate. But the third pig was smart and built with bricks. The wolf couldn't blow it down and finally the pigs outwitted the wolf.
What are the best funny old cowboy stories you know?
A group of cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night. One of them started telling a story about how he once got lost in the desert while chasing a stray calf. He said he followed the calf's tracks for days until he realized he was just going in circles. The calf had actually doubled back and was back at the ranch long before he was. All the cowboys around the fire had a great laugh at his expense.
What are the best funny old stories you've heard?
There was an old story from a small town. An old barber had a cat in his shop. The cat would jump onto the customers' laps while they were getting their hair cut. One day, it scratched a very fussy customer. Instead of getting angry, the customer started chasing the cat around the shop, with the barber trying to stop them. It was hilarious and became a well - known story in the town. Well, it shows how unpredictable things can be in an old - fashioned setting like a barber shop.
What are some funny old people stories?
Here's one. An old gentleman went to the barber. He fell asleep in the chair. When the barber was done, he gently tapped the old man on the shoulder. The old man woke up with a start and said 'Oh, I thought I was still at home with my wife nagging me!'.
What are some of the best old stories?
The story of 'Robin Hood' is also among the best old stories. Robin Hood, an outlaw in Sherwood Forest, steals from the rich to give to the poor. It shows themes of justice, heroism, and standing up against oppression. There are many different versions of this story, each with its own unique take on the characters and their adventures.
What are some of the best stories funny stories?
One great funny story is about a cat that thought it was a dog. It would try to fetch sticks and bark at the mailman. Another is when a parrot started talking like a pirate for no reason at all. It kept saying 'Arrr, me hearties!' all day long. And there's the story of a guy who put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around like that all day without realizing.
What are some of the best funny short funny stories?
There's this story. A man was driving and his wife called, 'Honey, there's a cop car behind us with its lights on.' The man said, 'I'm speeding up to lose him.' After a while, the wife said, 'He's still behind us.' The man replied, 'I'll take the next exit.' A few minutes later, the wife said, 'We lost him.' The man said, 'Yeah, and we're lost too.' Also, a mouse was working on a computer. When another mouse asked what he was doing, he said, 'I'm making a movie about cats so they will know how we feel.'
What are some hilarious old age funny stories?
Well, an old man was trying to use his new smartphone. He thought the camera was a flashlight. So, at night, he held it up and said 'This flashlight is so small and doesn't shine very far!'. His grandchild had to explain to him what it really was. It was really funny.