funny nail fail story

Having been a jerk to his childhood sweetheart, Su Zelin deeply regrets it. Fortunately, an accident lets him be reborn back to before the college entrance exam, giving him a chance to make amends. "In this life, I will never be a jerk to Qin Shiqing again! But what if I can't change my jerk nature and can’t help but flirt with her? Then I'll just stay away from her! At this time, Qin Shiqing hasn't fallen for me yet. I'll reveal some exam questions so she can surely get into Tsinghua or Peking University, while I go to another university. From then on, we can each go our separate ways and live well!" The plan was perfect, yet two months later, Su Zelin found himself staring blankly at the prominent 'Zhejiang University' on her admission letter. 'Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You didn't even get into Tsinghua or Peking University!' 'Sorry, I misestimated my score!'

From the beginning of the journey to the west to the end of the mythology The world is full of flags and clouds, and sharp blades are everywhere With a graceful demeanor, doing righteous things, shining brightly and spitting fire, shining the wild and covering the marshes! ______ "Great Immortal, I'm leaving." "If you are as bright as the sun, then this time you go, you will be invincible!"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

[+15 Beginner's Dagger Enhancement: SUCCESS] While other players scream, "Damn it! Enhancing gear past +9 is impossible!" Han Simin just sees a different notification. A fatal accident didn't just trap him in the VR game "Fantastic World"—it gifted him the ultimate cheat. A God-Tier Enhancement ability with a 100% success rate. Forget the main quest. While heroes are out saving the world, Simin is on his own adventure: finding legendary locations to turn trash items into mythical-grade artifacts. That delightful and exhilarating story begins! ----- Text copyright © Bin/KWBOOKS Illustration copyright © makaruse First published in Korean by KWBOOKS English translation copyright © INFINICTION Translator: KimJKW /INFINICTION All rights reserved.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

You finally came back, before I had grown old and lonely. ———— Later, Lin Mochen became the chairman of a conglomerate with tens of billions in assets, one of the youngest tycoons in the domestic business world. When asked, "What's so good about her that you can't forget her even after so many years?" Lin Mochen replied, "I once thought I deserved better. But in this world, who could be better than the woman I love?"

"We have to get to the police station," Mom said, her voice shaking. "I'm trying!" Dad said, fighting to control the driving wheel. That's when I saw them in the rearview mirror. Two black cars were following us, getting closer and closer. "Dad, they're behind us!" I screamed. "I see them," he said, his mouth tight. He turned the corner so fast that our car went up on two wheels. I thought we were going to flip over, but somehow we stayed standing. "There!" Mom pointed ahead. "The police station!" But just as we got close to safety, something terrible happened. The turning wheel stopped working. "I can't turn!" Dad shouted. "They cut the steering cable too!" We were heading straight for a big tree at the end of the street. Dad tried everything, but the car wouldn't change direction. "I love you both so much," Mom said, reaching back to grab my hand. "I love you too," I said, tears running down my face. Then everything went black. ~ Betrayed. Broken. Forgotten. Amara Kingston lost everything the night her parents died—her family empire, her first love, and her place in the world. Five years later, she returns transformed, ready to reclaim what was stolen. But in the battle for power and truth, Amara must face the man who betrayed her, the rival who challenges her, and the secrets that could destroy them all.

! Novel Translation ! :D Author | Jiàng Zi Bèi The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend. After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow. Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online. With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?! He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list. Conclusion: Can’t screw him over. Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital. Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.