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Qin Xiao transmigrated to Soul Land and awakened one of the ten fierce Thunder Emperor Spirits. Born with immunity to divine thunder, he bathed in bolts of lightning as leisurely as if he were soaking in a bath. Refining thunder. He transformed thunder into pure Soul Power, causing his cultivation level to advance by leaps and bounds. Not a babysitter, and in opposition to the protagonist group, keep reading for surprises. By the age of eighteen, he reached the lofty realm that countless Soul Masters yearn for but cannot achieve: Titled Douluo! What Hao Tian Hammer, Angel's Martial Soul? They were utterly incomparable. The Thunder Emperor Spirit against them was like fighting in a completely different dimension. It was also in this year that he awakened the newcomer guidance System... [Ding, newcomer guidance mission released.] [Rookie Soul Master, your talent is barely adequate to join Shrek...] Qin Xiao looked at this mission and fell into deep thought. I, Qin Xiao, a Titled Douluo, join Shrek?

Chu Feng transmigrates to the vast and mysterious Xuantian Continent, a world where strength determines everything. But unlike others, he can’t cultivate at all. Just when it seems like he’s destined to remain weak and irrelevant, he suddenly awakens a strange system—one that allows him to grow stronger by accepting disciples. Lacking any real knowledge of cultivation techniques, Chu Feng does the only thing he can: he bluffs. He starts recruiting disciples using made-up martial arts and nonsense teachings, hoping to trick the system into making him stronger. What he never expected was that his disciples would take his nonsense seriously—and actually master the techniques he invented. Not just that, they go on to become terrifyingly powerful, shaking the world with their strength. A hundred years later, as his disciples stand at the peak of the cultivation world, one by one becoming legendary Emperors, Chu Feng can only look on in disbelief and mutter: “I made up those techniques… how did you all become Emperors?” ================================================================ Why You Should Read This: The main character doesn’t become overpowered overnight. This isn’t one of those stories where the protagonist takes in one disciple and instantly starts dominating everyone. Chu Feng has to build his strength gradually, and his progress feels earned. It avoids the usual face-slapping, power-trip routine. In the early chapters, you won’t find constant revenge arcs or exaggerated drama. The story takes its time and lets the world—and characters—develop naturally. There’s a subtle layer of humor. The contrast between Chu Feng’s nonsense teachings and the dead-serious disciples who actually succeed with them adds a light, clever touch that keeps the story fun without turning into full comedy. It plays with familiar cultivation tropes while adding a twist. If you’re used to reading xianxia or progression fantasy, you’ll recognize the structure—but this novel bends the formula in some refreshing ways.

Shano awakened the Sacrifice System and picked up Red Hair’s broken arm. He discovered that by sacrificing those important items that alter the world line, he can obtain huge points and strengthen himself. What’s this? Kuina’s Big Joy Ladder? I eat it! What's this, Roger’s gallows? I eat it! What’s this? Luffy’s straw hat? I eat that too! I eat, eat, eat, I eat them all!

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Reborn in Naruto, gifted with [Enhanced Cellular Vitality], I became the White Fang's younger brother and Kakashi's future uncle! Kawaki Hatake has only one goal: Win Tsunade! The Second Shinobi World War? The perfect stage to play the hero! Kato Dan? Sorry, pal, Tsunade is mine to protect! With regeneration and chakra reserves rivaling the First Hokage, he's a demon on the battlefield and intends to be the only man in her heart. Tsunade: "Kawaki... you...!" (Heart racing) Kawaki: "Lady Tsunade, I plan on spending the rest of my life with you." (OP Cheat + Devoted only to Tsunade + Hatake Clan Background! Watch the MC dominate the Second Shinobi World War and win the ultimate prize – Tsunade's heart!) For early access to chapters and to chat with me, be sure to join my channel! Patreon: patreon.com/Tansnovel Discord: https://discord.gg/Pbd2MfZ5

Initially, I adopted a small white-haired bundle of joy. Later, I thought my main concern would be untangling her wing knots, but to my utter surprise... "Kiana Kaslana, I know you've grown up, harnessed Herrscher powers, and even built your own harem. But what did I do for you to treat me with such disrespect? You won't even call me 'Dad'... Fine, forget about that, but what's this marriage application mixed among official documents? It seems three days without discipline makes you forget your place!"

I fell from the stars and landed in the Marvel Universe—right into the chaos of the '90s, where mutants walk the streets and the world still thinks it's normal. No cosmic destiny. No hero's journey. No thirst for power or fortune. I'm not here to change the world—just to watch it burn from a safe distance... preferably with snacks. Call me a background character. A professional bystander. If the universe insists on dragging me into the spotlight, well—I'll just treat it like front-row seats to the greatest show on Earth. Why be the hero… when you can be the audience? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heads up: This is a slice-of-life style story, so it's slow-paced and focuses on everyday moments, character growth, and subtle developments. If you're looking for fast action or high-stakes drama, this might not be your cup of tea—but if you enjoy relaxed, character-driven narratives, I hope you’ll still give it a chance!

Takamine Haruto transmigrated into a crossover anime world. His childhood friend is Eriri, his deskmate is Yukinoshita, the school beauty next door is Kaguya, and his new neighbor is Gabriel. He originally thought he could enjoy a peaceful life in this slice-of-life anime setting! But then—he stepped outside and found the Female Titan, Annie. Around the corner, he ran into the gluttonous Kamishiro Rize. A concrete statue that twists people's necks the moment they look away? A shy entity that hunts you to the ends of the earth if you make eye contact? An immortal lizard that adapts to any environment and continuously evolves? Takamine Haruto was overwhelmed. To maintain his peaceful daily life, he established the SCP Foundation to contain anomalies from across the multiverse! Note: This is a translation (Raw: 人在综漫：打造基金会，收容万界) Advance Chapters Here: [email protected]/VenerableZayUnderHeaven Join Responsibly

(T/N: There is now a Patreon for this work, and any new work I add will be dropped there first. check it out for an early release of up to 30 chapters edited smoothly. https://www.patreon.com/INeedRest) Ps: I'm not the original writer for this, this was edited by me. ******************* Traveling to the world of Hokage, Kamiyo Colt witnessed the chaos of the Nine Tails firsthand. Without any special powers initially, he planned to develop quietly and survive until the Infinite Tsukuyomi. However, when he first trained his Chakra, his system finally activated. The system's rules were simple: By healing others, he could gain random attributes and skills. "Heal Uzumaki Naruto to receive pure Ashura Chakra!" "Heal Uchiha Shisui to gain his bloodline talent!" "Heal Sasuke Uchiha to obtain pure Indra Chakra!" In this way, Colt steadily developed his abilities over more than ten years. During the Fourth Ninja World War, when the ninja coalition saw him suddenly knock out the Six Paths Madara with a single punch, he looked innocently back at them. "What? I'm a medical ninja. Doesn't it make sense to defeat him with one punch?"

This is a world where mystical cards are respected. Azrael, a 2D artist from Earth, had died and transmigrated into a magical and apocalyptic parallel world. He wanted to learn how to make Myth cards from his predecessor, but he found that he didn't know much about Mythology, so he had to give up this idea. In desperation, he could only use the knowledge of various Anime from his previous life to start making his own unique cards. ———— [Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni], [Soi Fon], [Kuchiki Byakuya]... The Gods of Death (Shinigami) showed their ferocious fangs. [Senju Hashirama], [Senju Tobirama], [Sarutobi Hiruzen]... The Founders/Leaders of Konohagakure appeared. [Monkey D. Luffy], [Roronoa Zoro], [Vinsmoke Sanji]... The Straw Hat Pirates had gathered for their next big adventure. ... To read 30 Chapters ahead, check my P@treon. patreon.com/AshenMoon