cock glued into ass stories

This is inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

No. Such a topic involves vulgar and inappropriate content that goes against basic ethical and moral standards in society.

There could be many interpretations of such a phrase. Maybe it's about some comical or absurd situations where things go wrong in a very extreme way. But again, without clear definition, it's just speculation.

Perhaps in some extremely avant - garde or underground literature there could be something related, but this would be very hard to find as it goes against the norms of most literary works which tend to focus on more common themes like love, conflict, and self - discovery rather than such a strange and unorthodox concept.

In the vast collection of folk tales from different cultures around the world, we find stories about animals that can talk, magic spells, and brave heroes. But the idea of 'growing cock ass expansion' is so far removed from the normal themes of folk tales that it's safe to say there are no such stories within the realm of folk tales.

A young artist might have cocked up her first big art exhibition. Maybe some of her paintings didn't turn out as she hoped, they seemed 'hard' to look at in terms of the result she desired. But she took the criticism well and used it to improve. She experimented more and now her works are much better and well - received.

Since the phrase is so ambiguous, it's hard to come up with examples. If 'cock up' means to mess something up in a big way, perhaps it could be stories about big blunders in business or projects that had really bad consequences, but this is just a wild guess.

Hardly. Such stories are quite out of the ordinary. You might come across one in a very specific genre of comedy or in some local anecdotes, but generally, it's not a common theme. People don't usually go around gluing boys into dresses, so it's not a typical scenario that you'll frequently encounter.

This involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I cannot provide relevant stories.

Another story could be about a young athlete. He cocked up his big race by not warming up properly. His legs felt like they were made of lead (hard) during the race. He was really disappointed in himself. But instead of giving up, he worked on his pre - race routine and became more successful in future races.