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Reborn in 1990s Britain, Noah quickly saw endless business opportunities with his modern knowledge. Success seemed inevitable. But everything changed the day he read a newspaper headline: Howard Stark Dies in Tragic Car Accident. That was when he realized—he wasn’t in the world he thought he was. Things took an even stranger turn when, at eleven years old, an owl delivered a letter that shattered everything he believed— Support link: pat reon.com/RioRaRyu [10+ advance chs] ----------- Copyright disclaimer: I do NOT own anime nor any character or works featured in the fan-fiction. No copyright infringement intended.

Sherlock Holmes spent the first 11 years of his life as an unusually observant and curious child in London, often shocking adults with his sharp deductions. On his eleventh birthday at 1991, he received a curious letter sealed with a strange crest-- an invitation to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What will happen when the brightest boy of the Muggle world steps into the land of spells, secrets, and magic? Can pure logic navigate a world built on magic? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can read more advanced chapters on : patreon.com/MikeyMuse Thanks for reading and the support.

After transmigrating to the Harry Potter world and being reborn as Grindelwald and Dumbledore's flesh and blood, Blake had awakened the Emotional Treasure Chest System! Make someone's blood pressure soar and you'll get a treasure chest! So … Blake: "Review? You've just learned something, how can you forget it so quickly? " Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" [Ding! Silver Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "What a handsome cat!" (Takes out a cat stick!) Professor McGonagall: "!!" [Ding! Gold Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hotpot together? It's delicious! " Snape: "That's my crucible! How dare you! I'll deduct 50 points from Hufflepuff! " [Ding! Diamond Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Professor, my surname is Grindelwald." Dumbledore: "Hmm? What did you say your surname was? " [Ding! Supreme Treasure Chest 1!] Blake: "Soupy, where's your nose?" Voldemort: "Avada …" … Blake: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger. What bad intentions can I have?" (Hands up) ============ DISCLAIMER: This is a Translation of 霍格沃茨：小獾能有啥坏心思呢？ If you like a Shameless Mc then this is for you

I fell from the stars and landed in the Marvel Universe—right into the chaos of the '90s, where mutants walk the streets and the world still thinks it's normal. No cosmic destiny. No hero's journey. No thirst for power or fortune. I'm not here to change the world—just to watch it burn from a safe distance... preferably with snacks. Call me a background character. A professional bystander. If the universe insists on dragging me into the spotlight, well—I'll just treat it like front-row seats to the greatest show on Earth. Why be the hero… when you can be the audience? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heads up: This is a slice-of-life style story, so it's slow-paced and focuses on everyday moments, character growth, and subtle developments. If you're looking for fast action or high-stakes drama, this might not be your cup of tea—but if you enjoy relaxed, character-driven narratives, I hope you’ll still give it a chance!

"When did I sign away my wealth to you!?" Lockhart asked, shocked. "That's the neat part about it, you don't know.", Loki said with a smile. "Hmm...I can feel it. I can feel the power coursing through my veins." Voldemort said as he felt his face after his rebirth. "Huh? Where's my nose!!!?" "Obviously, I have it! Do you want it? If you want it you need to praise Dumbledore!!" Loki said with an innocent smile. "Lord Voldemort does not need to listen to yo- Dumbledore is the greatest wizard of all time!!" Voldemort said with fanatic eyes, creating confusion amongst the death eaters. 'What!? Why am I saying this!? What did he do to me!?' "Who are you!??" Dumbledore asked calmly. "Me? Have I not introduced myself yet? Please call me Mr. Error." Loki said with a smile while adjusting the monocle over his right eye. Read more about Loki's adventures as he walks through his years at Hogwarts meeting and scamming an array of famous personalities that have become infamed in the world of Harry Potter. ********************************************************** Read 20 chapters ahead on my p@treon for $3 (USD) by going to the link, pa treon.com/hooin_kyoma_au . Remember to remove the space between 'a' and 't'.

This is a Patreon Exclusive. Completed Novel (+125 Chapters): https://www.patreon.com/molakar --- Schedule: 3 - 4 chapters per week. --- Synopsis below: The world of HP is not limited to Britain, it is much wider and deeper than shown in the film. Our contemporary begins his way from Japan, as a hostage of the clan, with its national characteristics of life and magic, because magical creatures include not only goblins, but also tanuki, kitsune, etc. Our hero has to go a long way to personal power, visiting various countries such as America and Russia, immersing yourself in their culture and mysterious magical world. --- Romantic relationships will appear in the work by about chapter 70-90, the harem will be forced for political reasons rather than the whim of the protagonist, and there will be no description of sex. --- Tags: Romance; harem; weaktostrong; adventure; transmigration; r18; harrypotter; magic; wizards; rarebloodline ---

My name is Alan Wilson. I live in the villa area of Godric's Hollow. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I don't insist on winning over others, and I refuse to create enemies that give me a headache or keep me awake at night. However, if I am truly forced to fight, I will not lose to anyone. This is the story of a man who reincarnated as an orphan in the Harry Potter universe. His legendary journey begins in the summer of 1980 before Voldemort's disappeared. _______________ patreon.com/daydreamer7

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU

[A SI Harry Potter Fanfiction] --------------------------------------------------------------- Harry Potter was an odd boy, everyone knew it. His eyes were too aware, he was too calm, too intelligent for it to be natural. This remained a mystery, even to the boy himself, until one day he remembered the man he used to be. Alas, The magical world is far more treacherous than the one from his past life and he must either succumb or rise above them all. Will he rise to the challenge? --------------------------------------------------------------- I will upload a chapter every Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. (although I might upload a chapter randomly just for the hell of it) Chapters will be at least 2k words long. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I don't own pretty much anything in this Fanfic. ---------------------------------------------------------------- PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/athassprkr ----------------------------------------------------------------

[HP Fanfiction] Alias: It's not easy to be a reincarnated wizard, wand in right hand and gun in left hand. The emotionally defective No. 13 died in an empty and cold ward. The emotionally defective Glenn Hawthorne was born in 1979. He longed for a peaceful life and reincarnated into a new world with family, friends, and everything a normal person should have. But a sudden attack shattered the peaceful life he was enjoying, and Glenn discovered the secrets hidden under the surface of this world. Magic? Alchemy? Obscurus? What are these magical and magical things? Glenn doesn't know yet. But as a killer in his previous life, he developed some interest in this. In order to seek revenge, he chose to enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A former professional killer who has mastered modern killing techniques and is keen on manufacturing, modifying and collecting hot weapons, what kind of sparks will he collide with this magical world after learning the two skills of magic and alchemy? "I just want to live a stable and peaceful retirement life, but you disturbed me." "Choose a way to die." Glenn said this expressionlessly, with the gun in his hand already loaded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translation. The original title is:身为杀手想跟赫敏谈恋爱怎么了？ Welcome to my Patreon advanced chapters! Get early access to 50+ Additionally, there are more exciting novels being updated regularly. patreon.com/DarkGolds