one funny story

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. One day, he put a small piece of paper in front of the dog and said, 'Write me a letter.' The dog just stared at him and then licked his face. The boy was so disappointed but it was really a funny moment.

The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.

Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.

A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'

There was a magician who was not very good at his tricks. One day, he was trying to make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand and said the magic words, but instead of disappearing, the rabbit started to dance. The magician was so embarrassed. He tried again, and this time the rabbit started to sing. The audience was laughing so hard. In the end, the magician just gave up and joined the rabbit in its little performance. It turned out to be the funniest show ever.

Once in Ithaca, there was a squirrel that got into a coffee shop. It hopped on the counter and started nibbling on a muffin. The barista tried to shoo it away gently but the squirrel just stared at him as if it owned the place. Then it grabbed a napkin and ran out with it, like it was a precious treasure. It was so hilarious that all the customers were laughing for a long time.

Once there was a nat named Sam. One day, Sam tried to make pancakes. But instead of using flour, Sam accidentally used baking soda. When Sam poured the 'batter' on the pan, it started to fizzle and bubble like a mini volcano. It was so funny and Sam ended up with a pan full of foamy mess.

Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There is a story about a cat. This cat was obsessed with boxes. One day, the owner bought a new TV. As soon as the box was opened and the TV was taken out, the cat jumped into the box. It stayed there all day, peeking out at everyone. It looked like it had found its new little kingdom inside that box.