funny drunk couple stories

Zhang Guoqing and his pregnant wife Zhou Jiao, orphans from the 21st century, were working hard to build a better future when they unexpectedly inherited a vast fortune. But on their way to the hospital for the birth of their child, a deliberate car accident sent them hurtling back in time. Awakening in the bodies of a young couple in a rural village during the 1950s, they find themselves facing a life of hardship and uncertainty. Yet, they carry with them secrets from the future—Zhang Guoqing possesses a mysterious advantage, while Zhou Jiao has a hidden space with endless possibilities. Together, they navigate the challenges of their new life, determined to protect their family and create a warm, prosperous future in this era of scarcity.

The first time Nan Wan saw this man, she knew he had a "sickness," and it was the terminal kind. Coincidentally, she did too. He needed a wife who could help stabilize his career, she needed a husband who could pull her out of hell. He had a criminal record, she had an ex-husband, just perfectly matched. ———— Originally, those disdainful looks gradually turned into envy. ———— One day, a piece of news spread about the beautiful woman of the past passing away, and all the evidence pointed to Mrs. Mu. Everyone speculated that this marriage would come to an end, and even Nan Wan thought so too. However, Mr. Mu said to her, “Wanwan, I need you.” So, the days in prison didn’t seem as unbearable as imagined.

On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend. Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar. Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister? And it seemed like she was about to wake up! What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s more than just a cultivator picking up a gun. Imagine storage rings and beast contracts being transformed into modern devices, letting anyone capture and tame monsters. What if alchemy evolved to mass-produce pills? Now, add vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities are endless. In this fun story, we follow two main characters: Alex is a wealthy second-generation kid from the modern world, an "awakener" who spends his days as a big spender in online games and reading novels on his phone. In the novel community, he’s famous for throwing money around, known as a loyal, rich reader. His ordinary life gets turned upside down when he’s thrown into a new world filled with cultivation and magic. MinYue is a brilliant cultivator, a graceful beauty with incredible talent, and the shining hope of her family to reach new heights. Her disciplined, focused life is the complete opposite of Alex’s carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them. Through a twist of fate, their lives intertwine when a mysterious system binds them together, assigning them the mission to revive the vampire race. Even with their totally different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must find a way to work together, blending their unique skills and views on the world. Join them on their journey as they become the strongest duo, rising to claim their throne as Vampire Progenitors in a world where modernization and cultivation collide! _______ Discord https://discord.gg/WBhVXr8YDk

The apocalypse descended upon Earth and Erix's fate took a chilling turn when he was bitten by a zombie while asleep. But unlike others, he defied the looming death, clinging to his humanity with unyielding determination as evolved into a Hybrid Zombie with intellect intact. Amid this chaos of apocalypse, only a single law remained supreme: the law of the jungle where only those with power, determination, and wits could reach and reign at the top. Yet, Erix was not alone in his odyssey. His fiercely devoted soulmate, Rin, matched his ruthlessness and recklessness at every turn. Together they embarked on an extraordinary journey fueled by their intense love, unbridled ambitions, and hunger for power. In a landscape of chaos and evolution, their story unfolds into a thrilling adventure like no other. Join this outlandish duo as they navigate treacherous obstacles, confront formidable foes, and carve a path to dominance in their world and beyond. Discord: https://discord.gg/ArkM72f9aq ——————————————————————— Disclaimer: [This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.]

L'apocalypse s'est abattue sur la Terre et le destin d'Erix a pris un tournant effrayant lorsqu'il a été mordu par un zombie pendant son sommeil. Mais contrairement aux autres, il a défié la mort imminente, s'accrochant à son humanité avec une détermination inébranlable alors qu'il évoluait en un Zombie Hybride avec son intelligence intacte. Au milieu de ce chaos apocalyptique, une seule loi demeurait suprême : la loi de la jungle où seuls ceux dotés de pouvoir, de détermination et d'intelligence pouvaient atteindre le sommet et y régner. Pourtant, Erix n'était pas seul dans son odyssée. Son âme sœur farouchement dévouée, Rin, égalait sa cruauté et sa témérité à chaque instant. Ensemble, ils se sont embarqués dans un voyage extraordinaire alimenté par leur amour intense, leurs ambitions effrénées et leur soif de pouvoir. Dans un paysage de chaos et d'évolution, leur histoire se déploie en une aventure palpitante comme nulle autre. Rejoignez ce duo extravagant alors qu'ils naviguent à travers des obstacles perfides, affrontent des ennemis redoutables et se taillent un chemin vers la domination dans leur monde et au-delà. Avertissement : [Ceci est une œuvre de fiction. Les noms, personnages, lieux, entreprises, événements et incidents sont le fruit de l'imagination de l'auteur. Toute ressemblance avec des personnes réelles, vivantes ou décédées, ou des événements réels est purement fortuite.]

Vol. 1 (Regrets of a Bad Boy) Chapther 1 sampai 159 : Perjalanan cinta seorang Bad Boy dengan perempuan seumurannya yang sangat polos dan lugu. Vol. 2 (Relationship With Commitment) Chapthee 160 sampai 318 : Menjaga hubungan dengan porsi dan cara mereka masing-masing, namun menyakiti. Vol. 3 (Serious Problems Before Starting a Household) Chapthee 319 sampai -sekarang Konflik ini pecah begitu saja, melukai banyak orang, mengundang masalah lebih lebar dan lebih banyak lagi. Orang yang tidak memiliki masalah dengan orang itu menjadi terobsesi 'ingin ikut andil'. Salsha dan Aldi. Dia tidak percaya jika salah mengambil keputusan mengakibatkan teman SMA nya yang sudah dianggap mereka sebagai adik justru harus dipenjara karena keduanya percaya pada kakak Salsha. Sebenarnya ini bukan masalah besar untuk mereka, hanya saja dampaknya mulai terlihat semenjak tiga tahun waktu mulai berjalan dengan pelan. Apa masalahnya, dan kenapa terjadi perbalasan dendam?

Sebagai seorang perempuan, umur 26 tahun itu sudah harus mencapai apa saja sih? Karir? Rumah? Kendaraan mahal? Apa lagi? Pasti yang ditanyakan orang kebanyakan hal yang itu-itu saja. Kalau bukan tentang kapan menikah, maka yang akan ditanyakan pasti begini : "Sudah terkumpul apa saja dari hasil kerjamu selama ini? Sudah mencapai apa saja? Nggak naik jabatan?" Hmm, sebagian besar orang pasti mengalami pertanyaan itu. Kesal? Tentu saja. Nea Adzkiya juga sangat kesal kalau ditanya begitu. Nea seorang gadis dewasa berusia 26 tahun. Karir tetap, wajah cantik, body goals, dan ramah pada semua orang. Tapi satu hal yang belum Nea punya hingga sekarang. Satu hal itu adalah kekasih. Di umurnya yang sudah 26 tahun, Nea dijuluki 'Magister Jomlo Akut'. Kejombloannya itu sudah terjadi sejak umurnya masih 18 tahun. Hal apa sih yang membuat Nea menolak banyak pria? Padahal juga ada Gilang sang teller tampan dan ramah di kantornya. Tapi Nea tidak suka. Pada satu hari, ia diberi target baru dari ibunya untuk segera mendapatkan pasangan. Dan Nea berimajinasi tentang dunia lain yang berisi banyak pria tampan. Dan ia benar-benar bisa memasuki dunia imajinasi itu. Akan ada amplop misterus yang datang padanya. Dunia imajinasi itulah yang membawanya hingga bertemu dengan Ezra. Setampan apa Ezra? Bisakah Ezra dibawa ke dunia nyata dan menghapus gelar 'Magister Jomlo Akut' pada Nea? Baca saja. Mulailah pada halaman pertama^^