funny drunk driver stories

Yes. There was a drunk man who drove his car onto a sidewalk and stopped right in front of a bench. He then got out of the car and sat on the bench, asking the passers - by if they knew where his car was. He completely forgot that he had just been driving it.

I heard about a drunk driver who mistook a mailbox for a toll booth. He stopped his car in front of it, rolled down his window and started throwing coins at it while shouting 'Here's my toll!'. His friend in the passenger seat was laughing so hard he could barely tell him he was being ridiculous.

One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.

One story is about a drunk driver who thought his car was a horse. He started making horse noises and trying to 'ride' the steering wheel as if it were a saddle. He got pulled over and was very confused when the police officer told him he was in a car, not on a horse.

One sad story is about a young family. A drunk driver ran a red light and crashed into their car. The parents were killed instantly, leaving behind a small child who was orphaned. It was a tragedy that could have been avoided if the driver hadn't been drunk.

Once, our school bus driver, Mr. Johnson, was driving on a rainy day. A frog hopped right onto the windshield. Instead of getting startled, he calmly stopped the bus, got out, and gently moved the frog to the side of the road. Then he came back, wiped the windshield, and said with a big smile, 'Well, that was an unexpected visitor!'. All of us on the bus couldn't stop laughing.

My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.

I remember this one time when a guy at a bar was drunk and tried to do a magic trick. He ended up spilling his drink all over himself and the people around him while waving his hands around. He was so confident at first but the whole thing was a mess and really funny and embarrassing.

One time my friend got so drunk that he thought the street lamp was a microphone and started singing a very loud and off - key song to it. Everyone on the street was laughing.

A new driver was so nervous during his driving test. When the instructor told him to turn left, he panicked and instead turned right into a dead - end street. He then got so flustered that he couldn't figure out how to back out. In the end, he failed the test in a rather comical way.