funny drunk arrest stories

There was a guy who got drunk and thought he was a superhero. He climbed onto a lamppost and started shouting that he was going to save the city from villains. The police came, and he tried to 'fly' at them. They had a hard time getting him down as he flapped his arms like wings.

I know a story where a drunk guy got arrested because he thought the police station was a hotel. He walked in, asked for a room key, and when they refused, he started making a scene. He even tried to lie down on one of the benches in the waiting area, insisting it was his bed for the night.

A memorable one was when a man was caught stealing a bicycle. He painted it a different color right there on the street, thinking no one would notice. Of course, the police noticed and arrested him. Another is about a person who tried to rob a bank but wrote the robbery note on a piece of paper with his name and address on it.

My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.

I remember this one time when a guy at a bar was drunk and tried to do a magic trick. He ended up spilling his drink all over himself and the people around him while waving his hands around. He was so confident at first but the whole thing was a mess and really funny and embarrassing.

One time my friend got so drunk that he thought the street lamp was a microphone and started singing a very loud and off - key song to it. Everyone on the street was laughing.

There was this woman who got arrested for DUI. She was so drunk that she thought the police car was her own ride. She climbed into the backseat and started asking the officer if he could take her to the club she just left. She didn't realize she was being arrested until they got to the police station.

Well, here's a funny arrest story. A thief decided to rob a convenience store. But he was so nervous that he accidentally locked himself in the store's walk - in freezer while trying to find a place to hide from the security camera. The police just had to open the freezer door and arrest him. There's also the story of a man who was arrested for public intoxication. He was dancing on top of a car thinking it was a stage and when the police came, he offered them to join his 'dance party'.

There was this bully at a workplace who constantly harassed his colleagues. He would spread false rumors and steal their work ideas. One day, his colleagues had enough and secretly recorded all his wrongdoings. They presented the evidence to the management, who then called the police. When the police came to arrest him, he was in the middle of another mean - spirited rant. His face turned red with embarrassment as he was led away, which was quite humorous.

One memorable story is of a teenager who was on house arrest. He turned his bedroom into a disco. He put up disco lights that he made from Christmas lights and old CDs. He would dance all day long and even invited his neighbors (who were allowed to visit) to his mini - disco parties. It was really funny seeing his parents' reactions when they came home to a disco - themed bedroom.