Funny Blackout Drunk Stories
I once saw a guy at a party who was blackout drunk. He tried to sit on a chair but missed completely and landed on the floor. Then he just laid there laughing hysterically, not even realizing what had happened.
My cousin got extremely drunk at a wedding. He ended up following the band around everywhere thinking he was part of the act. He was waving his hands and dancing like a crazy person. When he finally 'woke up' from his drunk state, he was so embarrassed but it was hilarious for the rest of us.
One time my friend got so drunk that he thought the street lamp was a microphone and started singing a very loud and off - key song to it. Everyone on the street was laughing.
Another Funny Blackout Drunk Story
I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.
Share your best blackout drunk stories.
Once, I was at a friend's party. I had way too much to drink and the next thing I knew, I woke up in a strange bed. Turns out I had passed out and my friends, being the good guys they are, put me in the guest room. I had no memory of how I got there.
Can you share some funny blackout stories?
Sure. One time during a blackout, my family decided to play a game of charades by the candlelight. My dad was trying to act out a movie scene, but he ended up looking like a wacky dancing chicken. We all laughed so hard that we almost forgot about the power being out.
Tell me some funny xanax blackout stories.
I once heard a story where a guy took xanax and during the blackout, he thought he was a superhero. He ran around his apartment trying to 'fly' from the couch to the kitchen counter. It was really funny when he woke up and saw all the mess he made while being in that strange state.
Are there any really crazy funny xanax blackout stories?
Yes. There was a story where a girl took xanax and during the blackout, she painted half of her face blue. When she woke up, she was so confused seeing herself in the mirror. She couldn't remember doing it at all and it took her a while to clean it off. Her friends still tease her about it.
What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?
I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
Funny Drunk Roommate Stories
My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.
Funny Embarrassing Drunk Stories
I remember this one time when a guy at a bar was drunk and tried to do a magic trick. He ended up spilling his drink all over himself and the people around him while waving his hands around. He was so confident at first but the whole thing was a mess and really funny and embarrassing.
Are drunk adult stories always funny?
Not always. There are cases where drunk adults can get into trouble. They might drive while drunk, which is extremely dangerous and not at all funny. Or they could get into fights with others, which can lead to serious consequences.
Share drunk wife stories. What are some funny drunk wife stories?
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.