funny helicopter parent stories

At the beginning of the freshman year, Lin Chen unexpectedly won the golden finger, completed the system designated tasks, and received super rich rewards! The starting task is to drive the helicopter to report to the school, making the whole school a sensation! “Congratulations to the host for completing the helicopter registration mission, shocking the whole school, and being rewarded with a villa at Yunshuijian, Wang Shui’an Yaju.” “The host sent the school flower sister back to school and got a Rolls Royce Phantom.” “Congratulations to the host… “ - Description from MTLNovel

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Carly Lewis woke up alone and confused in the hospital three years ago without any memory of who she is or what her name was. One day she saves a little girl, and a glimmer of a memory appears in her mind she decides to follow the girl and her father to find out who she is... She needed answers... Carly soon realizes her past isn’t what she thought it was but it was already too late her past was going to hurt more than just her... Now, as enemies close in and shocking truths unravel, Carly must discover who she really is before her past destroys the only family, she’s ever wanted.

After falling for a plot done by her enemies, the missy of the mafia, Yuan Jiao Jiao, died at her fifth birthday party. When she opened her eyes, she found that she transmigrated into the body of another girl of the same age, and was being dragged along to participate in a child-parent variety show by her once-famous celebrity mother, Wen Nuan. What's worse is that to steal the spotlight, Wen Nuan signed a contract with the show, if the show's reception was not good, Yuan Jiao Jiao and her mother had to work for the show for free! The show was already in its' second season, Yuan Jiao Jiao quickly logged onto Weibo, and saw comments that were all negative. ""I hate these two the most, the mother has low EQ, and the daughter is so dumb, she only knows how to cry!"" Yuan Jiao Jiao: ""......"" To protect her mother, Yuan Jiao Jiao decided to take action. Thus, on a challenge to survive on a deserted island, the viewers saw the five-year-old Yuan Jia Jia, crying and dragging a wild boar along with her. ""Sniff sniff...mommy...the boar was fierce towards me...I'm scared..."" Viewers: ""???"" What weird strong loli was this? Slowly, the opinions of the viewers changed. ""What are you doing cameraman? Give our Jiao Jiao more screen time! Jiao Jiao is the cutest!"" ""By popular request, we want an episode with just Jiao Jiao and mommy in it!"" After that, Yuan Jiao Jiao found out that her mother was tricked into sleeping with scum and thus bore her, this show was her last effort to get her father to see them. Yuan Jiao Jiao criticized the scum, and planned to trick Wen Nuan back to become her stepmother, she breathed in deeply and said with a dominant voice. ""Forget about the scum, I'll bring you home to M country to see daddy, I'll introduce you to a super handsome guy!"" But, just when Wen Nuan took out the memento from the scum to sell for transportation money-- Yuan Jiao Jiao: "???" This jade, why is it the same as the one around her father's neck? [Female protagonist's parents had twins from a single fetus, the soul was split between the two, and after transmigrating, the two half-souls fused again.]

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend