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Looking for a Stepmother in a Parent-Child Variety Show

Looking for a Stepmother in a Parent-Child Variety Show

After falling for a plot done by her enemies, the missy of the mafia, Yuan Jiao Jiao, died at her fifth birthday party. When she opened her eyes, she found that she transmigrated into the body of another girl of the same age, and was being dragged along to participate in a child-parent variety show by her once-famous celebrity mother, Wen Nuan. What's worse is that to steal the spotlight, Wen Nuan signed a contract with the show, if the show's reception was not good, Yuan Jiao Jiao and her mother had to work for the show for free! The show was already in its' second season, Yuan Jiao Jiao quickly logged onto Weibo, and saw comments that were all negative. ""I hate these two the most, the mother has low EQ, and the daughter is so dumb, she only knows how to cry!"" Yuan Jiao Jiao: ""......"" To protect her mother, Yuan Jiao Jiao decided to take action. Thus, on a challenge to survive on a deserted island, the viewers saw the five-year-old Yuan Jia Jia, crying and dragging a wild boar along with her. ""Sniff sniff...mommy...the boar was fierce towards me...I'm scared..."" Viewers: ""???"" What weird strong loli was this? Slowly, the opinions of the viewers changed. ""What are you doing cameraman? Give our Jiao Jiao more screen time! Jiao Jiao is the cutest!"" ""By popular request, we want an episode with just Jiao Jiao and mommy in it!"" After that, Yuan Jiao Jiao found out that her mother was tricked into sleeping with scum and thus bore her, this show was her last effort to get her father to see them. Yuan Jiao Jiao criticized the scum, and planned to trick Wen Nuan back to become her stepmother, she breathed in deeply and said with a dominant voice. ""Forget about the scum, I'll bring you home to M country to see daddy, I'll introduce you to a super handsome guy!"" But, just when Wen Nuan took out the memento from the scum to sell for transportation money-- Yuan Jiao Jiao: "???" This jade, why is it the same as the one around her father's neck? [Female protagonist's parents had twins from a single fetus, the soul was split between the two, and after transmigrating, the two half-souls fused again.]
General
40 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
99 Chs
Funny Helicopter Parent Stories
One story I heard was about a helicopter parent who followed their college - aged kid to campus on the first day. They actually tried to sit in on the orientation session for new students, much to the embarrassment of their child. The college staff had to gently ask the parent to leave as it was only for students.
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2024-12-01 23:12
Share some funny foster parent stories.
One funny foster parent story is when a foster parent tried to teach a young boy how to cook. The boy accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the cake batter. When they baked it and tasted it, their faces were hilarious. The foster parent just laughed it off and they had a great time remaking the cake together.
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2024-10-27 00:58
Can you share some funny parent stories?
Sure. Once my friend's parents were trying to set up a new TV. They got all the wires mixed up and ended up with the remote controlling the ceiling fan instead. It was hilarious as they were so confused and kept pressing buttons, making the fan go crazy while the TV remained blank.
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2024-12-12 12:23
Share some funny first time parent stories.
Well, one story I heard was when a first - time dad tried to change the baby's diaper. He got everything out but then the baby peed all over him right at that moment. He was so shocked and his wife couldn't stop laughing.
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2024-12-12 16:37
Can you share some funny parent stories?
Sure. Once my dad tried to fix the leaky faucet but ended up spraying water all over the kitchen. He was soaked and we all couldn't stop laughing. Another time, my mom was trying to do an online shopping but accidentally added 10 of the same item to the cart instead of just one. It was hilarious when she realized what she had done.
2 answers
2024-12-09 05:38
Share some funny parent teacher conference stories.
I heard about a parent - teacher conference where the teacher was concerned about a child's messy handwriting. The parent just smiled and said, 'Well, you see, he's left - handed and we have three cats at home that keep running across his paper while he writes. It's a battle zone at the homework table!' This light - hearted explanation diffused the tension and made the teacher see the situation in a more humorous way.
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2024-12-11 05:08
Tell me some funny parent horror stories.
One time my parents decided to redecorate my room while I was at a sleepover. When I came back, they had painted it bright purple. I hated purple! It was like a horror to see my once - cozy blue room turned into this eye - sore. And they were so proud of it.
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2024-12-15 15:45
Can you share some funny parent - child stories?
Sure. One time, a little girl tried to help her dad fix his car. She got all dirty with grease on her face and hands. When her dad asked what she was doing, she said she was making the car look like a 'dirt monster car'. It was so cute.
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2024-11-06 03:24
Can you share some funny entitled parent stories?
Once, a parent entered a store with their child. The child knocked over a display by accident. Instead of apologizing, the parent told the store clerk that it was the store's fault for having the display in such an 'inconvenient' place for children. It was really a case of an entitled parent trying to shift the blame for their child's actions.
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2024-11-28 15:43
What are the most common situations in funny entitled parent stories?
One common situation is when parents try to get special treatment for their kids in school, like demanding better grades or more privileges than other students. Another is when they try to avoid taking responsibility for their children's misbehavior in public places, as I mentioned before with the store example.
3 answers
2024-11-29 02:03
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