passive voice funny story

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

After his divorce, Lu Liang suddenly felt as if he was already half-buried now, after all, he could hear the sound of a revolving lantern, a sign of impending death. But then, he discovered that the noise was actually messages from the future, leading to a dramatic turn in his life. ... Living in the secular world, we are all ordinary people. Being ordinary isn't too bad; greedy for wealth, lustful, dark-hearted, selfish... [Not a single female lead, enter at your own discretion]

System Notification: Your King of Passivity talent was activated through killing the Elit Demon Clan Warrior. You have automatically received the Critical Strike (Passive) Skill. What? I got another passive skill. I have way too many skills, I can barely see the end of my skills panel. I need to be low-key, low-key. This is the story of a game grinder who used his passive skills to destroy legends.

Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

In early '08, 17-year-old Chinese boy Wang Shuo went to Germany for tryouts. Bad news, he had tryouts with 18 teams, all of which ended in failure. Good news, the cheat system he had been desperately waiting for has finally arrived. God of Football, activate!

They say the body has memory. I didn’t believe that until I started waking up soaked in sweat and c*m, my heart racing, my fingers trembling, my lips parted as if I’d been whispering his name in sleep. But I never even knew his real name. I remember his voice though, how it curled around me like smoke, soft and deep, commanding yet kind, dark and dangerous. He never touched me. Never laid a hand on me. But I came so hard, I cried. Now, every night, I crave it. That voice. That whisper that made my knees weak. That sin I never thought I’d want. I thought I was straight. Now, I’m not even sure I’m sane. And I think I’d ruin myself just to hear it again. For 25 years, Zayn lived in a world of straight expectations, dating girls, chasing pleasure that always ended in silence and frustration. Sex was a routine, not release. Until one bored night, chasing a thrill, he said yes to something different. A man in a club offered him more than money, he offered a secret, a night of satisfaction like he’d never known. But when Zayn entered that hotel room, he didn’t expect him, the rich, cold, dangerously alluring heir of a conservative empire, whose father publicly condemns everything he hides in the dark. What started as a one-night experiment turned into a dangerous addiction. Without a single touch, Zayn was broken open, undone, and made to scream, cry, and beg, only through sound. Now, even back home, Zayn trembles when he hears his voice in dreams, in memory, in madness. His sheets are always wet. His nights are restless. His body wants more. And the worst part? He's starting to want him, too. 18+ WARNING This story contains explicit male-male content, intense erotic scenes, and psychological seduction. If you're not ready for a world where a voice can break you, proceed cautiously. Read at your discretion.

After crossing into a High Martial World, Chen Kuang obtained a Golden Finger that allows him to refresh events daily and stack passive skills. 【Meat Ganoderma】: Your flesh can almost regenerate infinitely, comparable to heavenly essence, consuming it can prolong life and cure diseases. 【Transparent Sword Heart】: You inherently possess a transparent sword heart, with a sword in your hand, as if residing in your heart. 【Blessings in Disguise】: Every time you survive a calamity, you gain a blessing. 【Celestial Demon Transformation】: You can instantly replicate any means used by others against you. 【Celestial Being-like Appearance】: You are as handsome as a celestial being.

"It was an era taken over by a single online game, the ""Second World."" The ""Second World"" offered a vast amount of classes and skills... Micheal, our protagonist, reincarnated back into this era and realized he had a few bugged passive skills that would put him as one of the best. [Passive skill: Damage Reduction: When you receive damage from an enemy, the damage will be reduced accordingly to the reduction percentage. Skill lasts for 10 seconds and takes 10 seconds to cooldown.] [Passive skill: Damage Reflect: When you receive damage, the damage will be reflected accordingly to the reflection percentage.] [Passive skill: Damage Multiplier: When you deal damage to an enemy, the damage you dealt will be multiplied.] [Passive skill: Sword Attack Nullifier: When you attack an enemy with a sword, the enemy will kneel in front of you and catch your blade with their bare hands.] [Passive skill: Priest: When you suffer from damage, automatically heals yourself.] [Passive skill…] [Passive skill…] ......... After reading through all his passive skills, he suddenly realized how invincible he now was. Even though he didn't possessed a single active skill, he could still triumph over everyone else with his passive skills. One day, when the ""Second World"" mysteriously merged with the real world, monsters and divine beings began to invade Earth… That was when Micheal realized that his passive skills have also given him the power to kill these divine beings…"

"Era un'epoca dominata da un singolo gioco online, il "Second World". Il "Second World" offriva una vasta quantità di classi e abilità... Micheal, il nostro protagonista, si è reincarnato in quest'epoca e ha scoperto di avere alcune abilità passive buggate che lo avrebbero reso uno dei migliori. [Abilità passiva: Riduzione del Danno: Quando ricevi danno da un nemico, il danno sarà ridotto in base alla percentuale di riduzione. L'abilità dura 10 secondi e ha un tempo di recupero di 10 secondi.] [Abilità passiva: Riflesso del Danno: Quando ricevi danno, il danno sarà riflesso in base alla percentuale di riflessione.] [Abilità passiva: Moltiplicatore di Danno: Quando infliggi danno a un nemico, il danno che hai inflitto sarà moltiplicato.] [Abilità passiva: Nullificatore di Attacco con Spada: Quando attacchi un nemico con una spada, il nemico si inginocchierà davanti a te e afferrerà la tua lama a mani nude.] [Abilità passiva: Sacerdote: Quando subisci danni, ti curi automaticamente.] [Abilità passiva...] [Abilità passiva...] ......... Dopo aver letto tutte le sue abilità passive, si è improvvisamente reso conto di quanto fosse ormai invincibile. Anche se non possedeva una singola abilità attiva, poteva comunque trionfare su tutti gli altri con le sue abilità passive. Un giorno, quando il "Second World" si è misteriosamente fuso con il mondo reale, mostri ed esseri divini hanno iniziato a invadere la Terra... Fu allora che Micheal si rese conto che le sue abilità passive gli avevano dato anche il potere di uccidere questi esseri divini..."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.