funny passive aggressive stories

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

System Notification: Your King of Passivity talent was activated through killing the Elit Demon Clan Warrior. You have automatically received the Critical Strike (Passive) Skill. What? I got another passive skill. I have way too many skills, I can barely see the end of my skills panel. I need to be low-key, low-key. This is the story of a game grinder who used his passive skills to destroy legends.

In early '08, 17-year-old Chinese boy Wang Shuo went to Germany for tryouts. Bad news, he had tryouts with 18 teams, all of which ended in failure. Good news, the cheat system he had been desperately waiting for has finally arrived. God of Football, activate!

After crossing into a High Martial World, Chen Kuang obtained a Golden Finger that allows him to refresh events daily and stack passive skills. 【Meat Ganoderma】: Your flesh can almost regenerate infinitely, comparable to heavenly essence, consuming it can prolong life and cure diseases. 【Transparent Sword Heart】: You inherently possess a transparent sword heart, with a sword in your hand, as if residing in your heart. 【Blessings in Disguise】: Every time you survive a calamity, you gain a blessing. 【Celestial Demon Transformation】: You can instantly replicate any means used by others against you. 【Celestial Being-like Appearance】: You are as handsome as a celestial being.

"It was an era taken over by a single online game, the ""Second World."" The ""Second World"" offered a vast amount of classes and skills... Micheal, our protagonist, reincarnated back into this era and realized he had a few bugged passive skills that would put him as one of the best. [Passive skill: Damage Reduction: When you receive damage from an enemy, the damage will be reduced accordingly to the reduction percentage. Skill lasts for 10 seconds and takes 10 seconds to cooldown.] [Passive skill: Damage Reflect: When you receive damage, the damage will be reflected accordingly to the reflection percentage.] [Passive skill: Damage Multiplier: When you deal damage to an enemy, the damage you dealt will be multiplied.] [Passive skill: Sword Attack Nullifier: When you attack an enemy with a sword, the enemy will kneel in front of you and catch your blade with their bare hands.] [Passive skill: Priest: When you suffer from damage, automatically heals yourself.] [Passive skill…] [Passive skill…] ......... After reading through all his passive skills, he suddenly realized how invincible he now was. Even though he didn't possessed a single active skill, he could still triumph over everyone else with his passive skills. One day, when the ""Second World"" mysteriously merged with the real world, monsters and divine beings began to invade Earth… That was when Micheal realized that his passive skills have also given him the power to kill these divine beings…"

"Era un'epoca dominata da un singolo gioco online, il "Second World". Il "Second World" offriva una vasta quantità di classi e abilità... Micheal, il nostro protagonista, si è reincarnato in quest'epoca e ha scoperto di avere alcune abilità passive buggate che lo avrebbero reso uno dei migliori. [Abilità passiva: Riduzione del Danno: Quando ricevi danno da un nemico, il danno sarà ridotto in base alla percentuale di riduzione. L'abilità dura 10 secondi e ha un tempo di recupero di 10 secondi.] [Abilità passiva: Riflesso del Danno: Quando ricevi danno, il danno sarà riflesso in base alla percentuale di riflessione.] [Abilità passiva: Moltiplicatore di Danno: Quando infliggi danno a un nemico, il danno che hai inflitto sarà moltiplicato.] [Abilità passiva: Nullificatore di Attacco con Spada: Quando attacchi un nemico con una spada, il nemico si inginocchierà davanti a te e afferrerà la tua lama a mani nude.] [Abilità passiva: Sacerdote: Quando subisci danni, ti curi automaticamente.] [Abilità passiva...] [Abilità passiva...] ......... Dopo aver letto tutte le sue abilità passive, si è improvvisamente reso conto di quanto fosse ormai invincibile. Anche se non possedeva una singola abilità attiva, poteva comunque trionfare su tutti gli altri con le sue abilità passive. Un giorno, quando il "Second World" si è misteriosamente fuso con il mondo reale, mostri ed esseri divini hanno iniziato a invadere la Terra... Fu allora che Micheal si rese conto che le sue abilità passive gli avevano dato anche il potere di uccidere questi esseri divini..."

« D'abord il y a eu les Portails, et maintenant vous me dites que le monde a été envahi par des Extraterrestres et que nous allons bientôt être transformés en bétail… ? Génial… » —---------------- *Ding !* [Vous vous êtes éveillé avec le Système d'Évolution Passive !] « Qu'est-ce que— » Soudainement projeté dans un monde parallèle magique de la Terre qu'il connaissait, Cassius fut accueilli par des êtres puissants connus sous le nom de Chasseurs et par les terrifiants Portails qui infestaient le monde. De plus, il reçut un message… [Pour être Idle, il faut rester proactif !] [Premièrement, vous avez besoin de Développement du Personnage !] « Développement du Personnage… ? » [Vous semblez un peu (Beaucoup) en surpoids, et vous ressemblez à un gobelin ! Et si on commençait par là !?] {[Quête Quotidienne 1 :]} _________________ [Quête Quotidienne - Pour être Idle, il faut rester proactif.] OBJECTIF [INCOMPLET] POMPES — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] ABDOS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] CRUNCHS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] SQUATS — [0/100] [INCOMPLET] COURSE — [0/10 km] REWARD - [1 Point en Charisme, 1 Point en Agilité, 1 Point en Force, et 1 Point en Endurance] _________________ « C'est de la torture !? » cria l'affreux et obèse transmigré Cassius. *Ding !* [Non, c'est le Développement du Personnage ! ^-^] —---------------- Il y a 100 ans, la Terre a été soudainement submergée par l'apparition de Portails et des monstres terrifiants qu'abritaient ces portails mystiques. Ce fut la Première Calamité Majeure. Aujourd'hui, cent ans plus tard, la prochaine calamité majeure est arrivée : l'invasion subtile d'une ancienne espèce d'Aliens venue des profondeurs de la Voie lactée. Ses courants sous-jacents se propagent partout, avec une menace apocalyptique. Pourtant, ce n'est que la deuxième des Trois Calamités Majeures, comme l'a prophétisé la célèbre prophétesse, Baba Yaga. La Troisième Calamité, la plus dangereuse de toutes, est celle qui provoquera la véritable FIN du monde, mais seulement si l'humanité parvient à surmonter la Deuxième Calamité… En quoi consiste cette Troisième Calamité, pourrait-on se demander… ? Pour connaître la réponse, il faudrait surmonter les deux premières Calamités et regarder dans l'Abysse, en priant tous les Dieux connus de l'homme que l'Abysse ne vous regarde pas aussi en retour… ----------------- FIN DU VOLUME 1 — L'ÈRE DE LA CULTIVATION COMMENCE !

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The Infinite Survival System suddenly appeared on Planet Blue. Those who are chosen are forced to survive in dungeons. The Survivors can continue to grow stronger if they survive the dungeon missions. However, just one failure and it would be their deaths. Every Survivor gets a talent. Some talents can boost the Survivor's agility, and some enhances their luck, while Zhou Chen’s talent was Passive Plunderer. It allows him to plunder the passive skills of the monsters he hunts. With that talent, Zhou Chen slowly gathers a powerful list of passive skills.