We can set clear communication boundaries for ourselves. Also, if someone else brings up such inappropriate topics, gently change the subject or let them know that it's not acceptable.
One boobies story could be about the blue - footed boobies. These unique birds are known for their bright blue feet. They use their feet in their courtship displays, showing them off to potential mates. It's really fascinating how nature has equipped them with such a distinct feature for mating purposes.
One possible story could be that there was a wife who had a very close male friend. Her husband, the cuckold in this case, noticed that she was always very friendly with this friend. The 'boobies' part could be that she once wore a revealing top when going out with this friend, which made the husband a bit suspicious and jealous. But in the end, it turned out to be just a misunderstanding and she was just being friendly.
Well, there might be a story where some boys were accidentally given the wrong costumes for a skit that included padded chests to look like they had boobs. They ended up having to go on stage like that and it turned into a hilarious and unexpected performance. Their reactions and how they improvised during the skit made it an interesting 'boys with boobies' story.
Your description involves inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories. We can focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics, such as stories about friendship or adventure.