goodnight goon a petrifying parody

"Darling, I want…" "Here's the credit card. Buy everything you want." "Darling, I want to give you a child!" "That's unnecessary." "…" Ye Shengge's inborn birthmark could only be deciphered by Ji Shiting. However, that man was very aloof and reserved, and he wasn't tempted at all. And one day when she finally gave up and tried to leave, that man literally carried her back. She yelled, " What do you want?" The man said with his deep voice, "What you've been wanting the whole time. Ye Shengge always thought that Ji Shiting was forced to marry her, yet years after, she realized that it was all part of his plan, and there was no way she could run away from him.

In the middle of the night, looking at the woman in his embrace, he smiled devilishly. “With your discontentment, do you want me to continue?” “Discontentment?” The woman almost choked. “Who says I’m discontented?” “You don’t have to be so reserved in front of me.” “Who says I’m being reserved?” She roared. “So, do you mean you are not reserved?” “…” The woman smiled cunningly. “That’s right, I’m discontented and who do you think causes this?” She thought of giving him a personal attack but never had she expected that she would get herself into trouble. “Since you are doubtful of my ability, looks like I’ll have to prove myself!” Without waiting for her reply, he went on top of her and satisfied her the whole night!

“Mr. Lei, rumor has it that you have a crush on me?” With a cold icy face, the man ignored her question and continued reading his documents. He later decided to explain himself, “I swear to God I want nothing to do with you! The b*stard who spread the rumor is a dog!” Snap! Suddenly, a pencil snapped in his hands while their eyes meet. The surrounding seemed to have frozen. A few moments passed… “Grrr woof!” Lei Xiao barked...

Gu Nianshen had thought all along that he was raped by an older lady five years ago when he got really drunk at a nightclub. When he met a child who resembled him and Lin Yiqian, he carried the child in his arms. “Where is your Mommy?” He asked. Calmly, the child pointed a finger at the screen of his phone. “There. She’s performing at a concert.” Coincidentally, the screen was displaying how a wealthy fan gifted the female singer on stage with 999 roses. Gu Nianshen’s facial expression turned spiteful as he gave his secretary an order. “Give Lin Yiqian a call. Tell her that her son has been kidnapped. She will have to turn herself in to get him in return.” “Terrible mister…” Before the child could finish uttering his sentence, his biological father had placed a hand over his mouth. “You are being kidnapped!” Gu Nianshen fumed.

Before Gu Linzheng met Tang Chi, he was unattainable like a flower in the high hills. Once Gu Linzheng met Tang Chi, he was still cold and distant as before, but he had a new behavior ― public display of affection.

Sleeping to wake up into another world. Super abilities are rare but having multiple of them them, there are only a few and Lee Jim is one of them.

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

In a world of guns, drugs and gambling, one family stands on top. With one name that sends chills down the spine of gangsters and police officers alike. Vitto Moretti. Dangerous, Notorious and everything Ruthless. No one outside of the Moretti family circle, has ever laid eyes on the vanguard of the family and lived to tell the tale. What happens when Vitto's attention is caught by a surgeon, who has no interest whatsoever being involved with someone so dangerous? How far is Vitto willing to go to take this Fragile bunny? *Excerpt* "Let's have sex, you never know until you try." "Let's get married first, you never know until you try."

"why did you say goodnight when you meant to say was goodbye?" in which a girl says her final last words. lowercase intended.