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You, a Druid, Are Going to Practice Cultivation?

You, a Druid, Are Going to Practice Cultivation?

Translation by EkkoTheDemon —— 【Druid + Cultivation + Farming + Beast Taming】 The Incident: You have transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, yet you have obtained the Druid profession from a Western fantasy world! And then... 【Wild Shape】 Transform into the Sea-Riling Flood Dragon, the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wield the power of primordial divine beasts! 【Animal Companion】 Form a contract with the Nine-Colored Deer to share the talent 「Nine-Colored Holy Spirit」! Contract Empress Shiji to share the talent 「Golden Stone Physique」! 【Summon Treant】 Have you ever seen a Treant warrior stronger than a divine beast? Fusang Tree Warriors, Bodhi Tree Warriors... transform and strike! From that moment on, a gradually preposterous Druid Cultivator appeared... Enemy: "There is something seriously wrong with you as a cultivator! Who on earth cultivates like that?" Bystander: "What? He is the man who started with a single box of bees and ended up building the strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the Immortal Realm?" Qi Ping: "This is the correct way to play a Druid!" —— 【The False Druid】 Hiding in primordial forests + contracting wild leopards and bears + transforming into Bear-Droids and Cat-Droids + nurturing ancient wood warriors... 【The True Druid】 Natural Sanctuary + Emerald Dream = The strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the cultivation world! Contracting the Nine-Colored Elk, the Qilin Divine Beast, the Ancient Heavenly Phoenix... and the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox! Transforming into the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wielding the power of primordial divine beasts! Nurturing million-year-old Fusang Wood, the Heaven-Reaching World Tree, Calamity-Averting Bamboo... and Bodhi Tree Warriors! —— Currently contracted animal companions: Golden Marrow Bees, Li-Fire Crow, Immortal-Baffling Spirit Fox, Hundred-Eyed Flower Demon, Primordial Stone Essence, Three-Colored Deer... (For every animal companion contracted, an additional Spirit Beast Talent can be shared!) —— Original Title: "The Farming Druid of the Cultivation World, Starting from Bee-Keeping"
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Can you share some dnd funny druid stories?
Sure! Once there was a druid who tried to turn into a bear to intimidate a group of goblins. But instead of a fierce bear, he ended up as a tiny cub. The goblins were more amused than scared and started petting him. It was quite a hilarious sight.
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2024-12-02 21:10
Great Druid Back Stories in DND
One great druid back story could be that the druid was born in a forest that was constantly under threat from loggers. As a child, they witnessed the destruction of their beloved forest home. This led them to study druidic magic to protect nature. They learned from an old hermit druid who taught them the ways of the wild. Eventually, they became a great protector of the forest, using their powers to fend off any who would harm it.
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2024-11-01 04:02
What are some of the funniest druid stories in DND?
In one DND session, a druid decided to turn into an eagle to scout ahead. But he misjudged his flight path and ended up crashing into a tree. He then transformed back into his normal form, dazed and with leaves in his hair. His party couldn't stop laughing as he tried to explain how the 'evil tree attacked him'. This simple mistake made for a really humorous moment.
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2024-12-03 13:25
What are Some Inspiring Great Druid Back Stories in DND?
There could be a great druid whose story began with a love for the sea. They grew up near the coast, always fascinated by the tides and the marine life. One day, a powerful storm hit and damaged the coastal ecosystem. The druid, who had already been studying some basic druidic principles, decided to fully embrace the path of the druid. They learned to communicate with sea creatures and manipulate water magic. Their back story is one of protecting the ocean and its inhabitants, and they are now a great druid respected for their work in marine conservation in the DND world.
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2024-11-01 07:59
What are some common elements in a DND Druid back story?
One common element is a connection to nature from a young age. For example, a druid might have grown up in a rural area surrounded by forests or fields. Another is an encounter with a powerful or wise natural being, like an ancient tree spirit or a magical animal. Also, many druid back stories involve some sort of event that makes them more committed to protecting nature, such as seeing their homeland deforested by invaders.
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2024-11-28 16:15
Can you share a DND Druid back story example?
A druid's back story might be that they were orphaned at a young age in a war - torn land. They wandered into the forest to escape the chaos. In the forest, they were found by a druid circle. The circle took the child in and taught them the ways of nature. This druid grew up learning about the balance of nature. They once had to face a group of loggers who were cutting down the forest without regard for the ecosystem. Using their druidic powers, they summoned animals to drive the loggers away and have since been on a mission to prevent any harm to the forests in their region.
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2024-11-28 13:43
Share some funny DND stories.
Once, my character, a clumsy wizard, was trying to cast a simple light spell in a dark dungeon. Instead of just a small orb of light, he made a huge explosion of blinding light that not only illuminated the whole area but also scared the rats so much they ran right into the goblin guards, causing total chaos.
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2024-12-11 18:56
Tell Some Funny Nat 1 DND Stories
During a DND campaign, my character rolled a Nat 1 for a stealth check. I was trying to sneak past a group of guards. Instead of being quiet, my character tripped over their own feet and made a huge racket. The guards immediately noticed and started chasing me. My friends' characters had to quickly come up with a plan to either fight the guards or create a distraction so I could get away. It was so funny because it was supposed to be a simple sneaking mission but turned into a chaotic chase scene all because of that Nat 1.
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2024-11-22 18:54
Share some dnd funny bard stories.
In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.
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2024-11-06 13:36
Share some funny paladin DND stories.
One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.
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2024-12-02 16:53
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