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Lucy's F(r)iend

Lucy's F(r)iend

“Bagaimana jadinya kalau, hampir setengah dari populasi di dunia adalah manusia Iblis?” Sebuah fenomena alam tiba-tiba terjadi di berbagai tempat di seluruh dunia. Beberapa gunung api aktif memuntahkan asap hitam yang sangat pekat, lalu asap itu membumbung tinggi dan menyelimuti hampir seluruh permukaan bumi. Menimbulkan kepanikan masal dan sebagian besar orang-orang mulai berperilaku aneh. Seolah dirasuki oleh roh jahat. Bola mata mereka jadi berwarna merah menyala, taring mereka juga tampak keluar dan tajam. Selain itu, wujud mereka juga berubah jadi sesosok monster yang mengerikan. Mereka memangsa setiap orang yang ada di hadapannya tanpa terkecuali. Sehingga menimbulkan kekacauan dan kehancuran di mana-mana. Dan mereka pun dijuluki sebagai manusia Iblis. Kekacauan tersebut, memaksa setiap negara untuk mengerahkan kekuatan militer untuk menghentikan mereka. Hanya saja, mereka sangat keji dan haus darah. Mereka terus melakukan penyerangan tanpa henti meski dalam keadaan terluka. Karena, selain memiliki ketahanan tubuh yang luar biasa. Mereka juga mampu memulihkan luka yang mereka terima dengan sangat cepat. Yang membuat mereka jadi tidak terhentikan. Karena hal tersebut, kekacauan pun berlangsung selama puluhan tahun, dan mengakibatkan hampir setengah populasi manusia di seluruh dunia didominasi oleh mereka. Sampai akhirnya para petinggi negara di dunia menerbitkan sebuah kebijakan. Yaitu, mengakui mereka sebagai ras manusia yang baru, yaitu Hybrid Human, dan memberi mereka hak seperti manusia pada umumnya. Kebijakan tersebut pun diterima dengan baik oleh sebagian besar dari mereka. Termasuk Lucy, yang sudah lelah dengan kehidupan gelapnya. Hanya saja, timbul diskriminasi di masyarakat terhadap mereka semua, yang membuat mereka kesulitan dalam mendapatkan pekerjaan mau pun memiliki pasangan yang bukan sesama Hybrid Human. Bagaimana Lucy dalam menghadapi semua itu? Rintangan apa saja yang menanti Lucy di depan sana? Dan apakah ia menemukan sesuatu yang membuat hidupnya berubah jadi lebih baik?
Fantasi
214 Chs
Beast World: From Villainess to Cub-Raising Chef

Beast World: From Villainess to Cub-Raising Chef

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"
Fantasy
111 Chs
Share some funny DND stories.
Once, my character, a clumsy wizard, was trying to cast a simple light spell in a dark dungeon. Instead of just a small orb of light, he made a huge explosion of blinding light that not only illuminated the whole area but also scared the rats so much they ran right into the goblin guards, causing total chaos.
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2024-12-11 18:56
Tell Some Funny Nat 1 DND Stories
During a DND campaign, my character rolled a Nat 1 for a stealth check. I was trying to sneak past a group of guards. Instead of being quiet, my character tripped over their own feet and made a huge racket. The guards immediately noticed and started chasing me. My friends' characters had to quickly come up with a plan to either fight the guards or create a distraction so I could get away. It was so funny because it was supposed to be a simple sneaking mission but turned into a chaotic chase scene all because of that Nat 1.
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2024-11-22 18:54
Share some dnd funny bard stories.
In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.
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2024-11-06 13:36
Share some funny paladin DND stories.
One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.
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2024-12-02 16:53
Share some funny DND gameplay stories.
Once, our party's bard tried to charm a dragon with his music. He started playing this really wild tune. The dragon just looked at him like he was crazy for a moment, then started to sway along as if it was enjoying the show. It was hilarious seeing this huge, terrifying dragon getting into the music instead of attacking us right away.
3 answers
2024-12-16 04:33
Can you share some funny DnD stories?
Sure. Once, my friend's character, a bumbling wizard, tried to cast a spell to make himself fly. Instead, he turned his robes into a giant, flapping bird that carried him around while he flailed helplessly. It was hilarious.
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2024-11-29 20:41
Tell me more dnd funny bard stories.
A bard once tried to disguise himself as a noble to get into a fancy ball. He thought he had the act down pat, but when he opened his mouth to introduce himself, he accidentally slipped into his bardic voice and started singing his name instead of saying it. Everyone stared at him in confusion and then burst out laughing.
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2024-11-06 13:38
What are the most memorable funny DnD session stories?
A very memorable one was when our cleric tried to heal a poisoned character. But instead of using the right spell, he used a spell that made the character's skin turn bright purple and their hair stand on end. They looked like a walking, talking, purple - haired monster. And every time someone tried to touch them to reverse the effect, they got a small electric shock. It led to a lot of silly situations as we tried to fix it.
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2024-11-19 04:36
Share some dnd funny nat one stories.
One time in a DND game, our wizard cast a spell and rolled a nat one. Instead of hitting the enemy, the spell backfired and turned his own robes into a bright pink frilly mess. He was so embarrassed trying to fight while looking like a walking cotton candy.
1 answer
2024-11-18 23:23
Share some funny DND character creation stories.
Once, a friend created a character who was a gnome bard. He was supposed to be a great singer but in his backstory, every time he sang, small animals would run away in terror. It made for some hilarious role - playing moments when he tried to perform in taverns.
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2024-11-25 19:19
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