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Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
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Share some funny vet tech stories.
One time, a cat came in for a check - up. As the vet tech was trying to take its temperature, the cat just sprawled out and started purring, completely unphased by the whole process. It was like it was enjoying a spa day instead of a medical exam.
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2024-11-20 08:25
What are the most memorable funny vet stories?
A vet told me about a situation where a horse thought the vet's truck was some kind of new stable and refused to leave it. The vet had to call in extra help to get the horse out. And then there was a skunk that came in. The vet was super cautious but it turned out the skunk was just as scared as the vet was. The skunk's little waddling walk as it tried to hide was really quite comical.
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2024-11-20 09:54
Can you share some funny vet stories?
Sure. One time a vet had a parrot as a patient. The parrot kept repeating naughty words it had learned from its owner. The vet was trying so hard not to laugh while examining it. Another time, a cat was so scared at the vet's that it climbed onto the highest shelf in the room and refused to come down, making the vet use all kinds of tricks to get it.
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2024-11-20 03:05
Can you share some funny vet student stories?
Sure. One time a vet student was trying to examine a large dog. The dog was so excited that it kept licking the student's face non - stop, making it really hard to focus on the examination.
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2024-11-30 01:32
Can you share some funny vet nurse stories?
Sure. One time a vet nurse was trying to give a big dog a bath. The dog hated water and kept trying to jump out of the tub. It managed to get one paw on the edge and started to pull itself out. The nurse was holding on to the dog's collar, and they ended up in a tug - of - war, with water splashing everywhere. It was quite a sight.
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2024-11-20 03:19
Can you share some funny vet clinic stories?
Sure. One time, a parrot came into the vet clinic. It started mimicking the vet's every word and movement. The vet would say 'Let me see your wing' and the parrot would repeat it in the same tone while spreading its wing. It was hilarious.
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2024-12-13 09:27
Why is the cartoon dog at the vet funny?
It could be that the cartoon dog's appearance or the way it behaves in the vet's office creates a funny scene. Maybe it refuses to cooperate and causes chaos, or has a unique costume that adds to the humor.
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2025-05-02 07:42
What makes a vet cartoon funny?
The humor in vet cartoons often comes from the funny situations the animals and vets find themselves in, or the exaggerated expressions and actions.
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2025-06-20 06:37
What makes funny vet cartoons so appealing?
They usually have cute and comical animal characters that make us laugh. Also, the situations and dialogues are often hilarious and relatable.
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2025-05-28 06:20
What are the best books of vet stories?
One of the best is 'All Creatures Great and Small' by James Herriot. It offers heartwarming and humorous accounts of a vet's life in the Yorkshire Dales.
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2024-12-02 15:16
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