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We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Lin Wanwan slips a jade bracelet onto her wrist—and steps between two worlds. Side A: neon lights, 5G, instant ramen, MRI machines—an age of abundance where food is fast and friendships sometimes slow. Side B: Tang-dynasty sunshine, cracked earth, locust clouds, emperors who ask villagers to skip meals so soldiers can march. A “golden age” that growls with hunger. Lin has no grand plan—only a wish: let the little bean who waits for her at the gate eat his fill, let the gray-haired elders who calls her “treasure” sleep without fear of famine. Lin Wanwan wants to bring small changes to the world she loves, so the family she cherishes can live a little better, then a little better still—because "I has finally found the place that calls my home."

In a realm rife with war and conquest, only the strong and cunning may survive. Planar travel has become the determinant of strength. Nobles and powerhouses travel the myriad planes, invading and plundering them to increase their personal strength, grow their military might and fund their endless wars. A systems engineer and lifelong web novel reader is reborn as Alex Fury—a young noble dismissed as talentless by his own family. Struggling to awaken his family’s bloodline talents and the warrior potential his family expects of him, Alex is sent off to a Mage Tower. His fate is clear: forge a path for himself... or lose everything. Blending the system engineering and web novel knowledge of his previous life with the Rune knowledge of his new world, Alex Fury creates a revolutionary new form of magic unique to him... RuneTech Magic. From runic artificial Intelligence to interplanar communication networks; From rune-powered super soldiers to rune-crafted power armours (and mechas), from new energy sources to perpetual energy. With this marriage of science, technology and the arcane, Alex will usher in advances previously thought unattainable in his new world, and his old one. This is a tale of power, rebellion, ambition- and legacy. Empires will rise to crush him. Worlds will try to deny him. But with intellect, invention- and just a spark of madness, he will carve his name into history. Witness the birth of the Rune-Tech Sage, and the beginning of a legend that will echo across worlds.

Dans un royaume en proie à la guerre et à la conquête, seuls les forts et les rusés peuvent survivre. Le voyage planaire est devenu le déterminant de la force. Les nobles et les puissants voyagent à travers les innombrables plans, les envahissant et les pillant pour accroître leur force personnelle, développer leur puissance militaire et financer leurs guerres sans fin. Un ingénieur système et lecteur de romans web de toute une vie renaît en tant qu'Alex Fury—un jeune noble considéré sans talent par sa propre famille. Dépourvu des pouvoirs de lignée et du potentiel de guerrier de sa famille, Alex est exilé dans une Tour des Mages. Son destin est clair : maîtriser la magie... ou tout perdre. Pas de système de triche. Pas de bénédiction divine. Pas de pouvoir caché. Ce qu'il possède, c'est un esprit aiguisé par la logique, l'ingénierie... et les histoires. Mêlant les connaissances en ingénierie système et en romans web de sa vie précédente avec les connaissances en Runes de son nouveau monde, Alex Fury crée une nouvelle forme révolutionnaire de magie unique à lui... La Magie RuneTech. De l'Intelligence Artificielle runique aux réseaux de communication interplanaires ; Des super soldats alimentés par des runes aux armures de puissance runiques (et mechas), des nouvelles sources d'Énergie à l'Énergie perpétuelle. Avec ce mariage de la science et de la technologie, Alex va inaugurer des avancées auparavant jugées inaccessibles dans son nouveau monde, et dans son ancien. C'est un récit de pouvoir, de rébellion, d'ambition - et d'héritage. Des Empires s'élèveront pour l'écraser. Des mondes tenteront de le nier. Mais avec l'intellect, l'invention - et juste une étincelle de folie, il gravera son nom dans l'histoire. Assistez à la naissance du Sage Rune-Tech, et au début d'une légende qui résonnera à travers les mondes.

Hemos tenido sistemas que ayudan a los MCs a hacer píldoras, robar habilidades de maestros legendarios, e incluso ser obligados a presumir para ganar puntos, pero ¿qué hay de un sistema que permite a uno ejecutar un cibercafé de realidad virtual, con todos los juegos clásicos? Nuestro MC se despierta en un nuevo mundo y se encuentra con un sistema misterioso que le permite dirigir un cibercafé de realidad virtual totalmente autónomo! ¿Qué? ¿Abrir un cibercafé en un mundo de cultivadores? Ahora puedes navegar por Internet, ver dramas y jugar a videojuegos?! Un guerrero emperador lloró después de visitar la tienda de MC. —¡Maldición, la tormenta de nieve termina mi vida! Otro cultivador del Reino del Río Yuan jadeó después de beber Sprite—: ¿Qué es esta brujería? ¿Qué más aportó el MC al mundo de los cultivadores? Acompáñenos en esta aventura mientras Fang Qi se enfrenta a las sectas de cultivo y a las grandes fuerzas con su colección de tesoros modernos.

Nous avons eu des systèmes qui aident les personnages principaux à fabriquer des pilules, à voler des compétences de maîtres légendaires, et même à être forcés de faire étalage de leurs talents pour gagner des points, mais qu'en est-il d'un système qui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle, proposant tous les jeux classiques ? Notre personnage principal se réveille dans un nouveau monde (Truck-kun frappe encore) et se retrouve avec un mystérieux système qui lui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle entièrement autonome ! Quoi ? Ouvrir un café internet dans un monde de cultivateurs ? Vous pouvez maintenant surfer sur internet, regarder des drames et jouer à des jeux vidéo ?! Un Guerrier Empereur a pleuré après avoir visité la boutique du personnage principal, "Bon sang, Blizzard complète ma vie !" Un autre cultivateur du Royaume de la Rivière Yuan a haleté après avoir bu du Sprite, "Qu'est-ce que cette sorcellerie ?" Quoi d'autre le personnage principal a-t-il apporté au monde des cultivateurs ? Rejoignez-nous dans cette aventure où Fang Qi affronte les sectes de cultivation et les forces majeures avec sa collection de trésors modernes.

After his mother dies from a serious illness, Mo Jingchun is left to shoulder the burden of raising his six-month-old sister on his own. Fortunately, he’s an exceptional student and he awakens the Science System. "Congratulations, dear host, for winning the AI Assistant's first-generation Jarvis source code."

In any place, planets in any universe and other worlds, if a threat comes from the outside, everyone will definitely unite to defend their land. And a planet called Earth, it's not exempted. Either luck or fate, human beings was able to discover something strange,,, an alien. The visit was secretive and unfriendly for the two parties to fight for their own believes. Fortunately, the human side was able to kill the lone intruder but loss many lives. With this encounter, the human race took it as a heads-up and made a lot of worldwide preparations; focusing in military and directly eliminate many civil matters. At that time, the main character was about to settle down, have a family on his own and enjoy the rest of his life but didn't expect for such a big thing to happen. Lucky he was, had an adventure for him to have the ability to protect his beloved and all the people around him. But one man can't cover the whole planet for many people to die and two-thirds of the land to be occupied by beasts sent by the invading enemy. Although humans had lost in the first war, they learn a lot of things for the rapid growth and develoment in different areas, especially in the field of Science and Technology. When the right time comes, it will be humans who will be on the offensive. For sure there's still a big gap to win against an enemy who got the lead, but human beings is a race that will never give up; will never let anyone get what theirs. But at the end, things sometimes won't go as planned to lose something,,, someone...

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