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funny horror but not stories

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My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
Eastern
1841 Chs
Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Fantasy
1793 Chs
Funny Pregnancy Horror Stories
One story is about a pregnant woman who woke up in the middle of the night thinking she was leaking amniotic fluid, but it turned out her water bottle had spilled in the bed. It was such a relief but also a hilarious mix - up at first.
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2024-11-28 08:30
Funny Christmas Horror Stories
One funny Christmas horror story could be about a Christmas tree that comes to life at night. It starts chasing the family around the house with its tinsel swinging like weapons. The family runs screaming, trying to escape the wrath of the possessed tree.
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2024-10-24 15:15
Are there any novels with funny stories that are really horror stories?
" Haunted House Night Talks " was a collection of horror short stories that refused to be hypocritical. It was also known as " Ghost Stories." Each story was short and independent. The writing style was good, and there was a touch of sadness and horror. Although some stories were a little hard to make up, they could justify themselves. For example,"Invisible Man" left a deep impression. The overall horror atmosphere was well created, the details were well described, the character's behavior was logical, and the narrative structure was complete. Although it wasn't as intuitive as movies and games, it was still quite scary. It was best not to watch it alone at night. It was considered a good article that was buried among the short supernatural novels. It had a recommendation index of four stars and was already completed. There was still a physical book. 'A Strange Journey' was a suspense novel. This was an infinite horror puzzle novel. The horror atmosphere in the early stages was well exaggerated, and the protagonist was responsible for reasoning and analysis. However, in the later stages, the protagonist's IQ dropped, and the supporting characters were mostly killed by the protagonist's "reasoning." However, the ending was the highlight. The overall writing style and layout were not bad. Although there were many bugs, the atmosphere was superb and the characters were distinct. Very scary, timid people should be cautious, recommendation index five stars, completed. " Reborn as a Financial Magnate in Brazil " was a fictional historical novel created by Durian Shield. It was a story about a modern sailor who was reborn as a soldier of the Brazilian Expeditionary Force and became the largest tycoon family in Brazil with foresight. It was set in Brazil during World War II, with an exotic atmosphere, showing Brazil's contribution to World War II, and also involving many historical details. The protagonist was intelligent and hardworking, and had achieved success in many fields. It was suitable for readers interested in Brazilian history and culture, military and business, and so on. It was a good serial novel. " Peninsula prosecutor: I can see favorability!" It was an urban novel written by Desert Dragon Steed. The male protagonist was Stone Thief Spring, and there were many other characters. The story revolved around the male protagonist, but the details were not mentioned in detail, so there was no need to say more. The Three Kingdoms of Immortal and Martial Arts: Starting from the Yellow Turban to Cut Down the World was a historical novel written by Qi Yang Dongjun. The protagonist, Chen Ye, had transmigrated into a small soldier of the Yellow Turban Army. His golden finger was to kill people to become stronger. This was a historical story about the fight for power between immortals and martial artists. The protagonist was a commoner born in the Three Kingdoms, where the concept of family status was important. He could only join the Yellow Turban. At present, he was a seedling that could be fattened. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-28 17:21
Any black friday funny or horror stories?
Funny story. A group of friends decided to go Black Friday shopping together. They made a whole plan and were ready to grab the best deals. But when they got to the store, they got so distracted by the free samples that they completely forgot about their shopping list and ended up buying random things that they didn't really need.
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2024-12-02 16:58
Share some funny office horror stories.
In an office, there was a rumor of a 'ghost' in the supply closet. One day, a new employee heard the rumors and decided to check it out. When he opened the door, a whole bunch of old papers and files fell on him. It turned out that the closet was over - stuffed and the door was not properly closed. So every time someone walked by and made a little vibration, things would shift and it sounded like there was something spooky going on inside.
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2024-11-30 18:26
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.
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2024-11-28 10:40
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.
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2024-11-25 07:47
Share some funny pee horror stories.
I went camping once. In the middle of the night, I had to pee. When I went to the bushes, I heard strange noises. I was so scared I almost couldn't pee. I later found out it was just a small animal, but it was terrifying at that moment. There I was, in the dark, trying not to wet myself while being spooked.
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2024-11-25 08:20
Any black friday funny or horror stories?
Funny story: One Black Friday, a store had a huge display of discounted TVs. A customer accidentally knocked over a tower of boxes thinking it was part of the display. Instead of getting angry, the store employees and other shoppers started helping to pick up the boxes and they all had a good laugh about it.
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2024-11-25 20:04
Any black friday funny or horror stories?
Funny one here. There was a Black Friday sale at a clothing store. A man tried on a really tight - fitting suit just for fun. He came out of the fitting room doing a model - like walk, imitating famous fashion models. His friends were in stitches and even some other shoppers joined in the laughter.
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2024-11-26 11:36
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