2 sentence funny horror stories

I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.

The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.

The mirror showed my reflection smiling. I wasn't smiling.

I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there, only a cold wind whispering my name.

I like 'The mirror fogged up. A face that wasn't mine grinned back, then asked me if I liked its new haircut.' This combines the common horror trope of the mirror with a really strange and funny situation. The face asking about its haircut is unexpected and lightens the horror a bit.

I walked into the forest. Out of nowhere, a bunny with red eyes hopped towards me and whispered 'hello'.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.

I heard a knock on the door at midnight. When I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.

Sure. 'I heard a noise in the attic. When I went to check, a clown doll winked at me.'