horror funny stories

One story is about a pregnant woman who woke up in the middle of the night thinking she was leaking amniotic fluid, but it turned out her water bottle had spilled in the bed. It was such a relief but also a hilarious mix - up at first.

One funny Christmas horror story could be about a Christmas tree that comes to life at night. It starts chasing the family around the house with its tinsel swinging like weapons. The family runs screaming, trying to escape the wrath of the possessed tree.

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One characteristic is the unexpected twist. For example, in a story where a person thinks they are being haunted by a ghost, but it turns out to be their friend playing a prank. This sudden change from horror to humor is key.

I had a match who sent me really creepy messages right from the start. He was asking very personal questions and when I didn't answer them immediately, he started getting angry and sent me a bunch of mean texts. I quickly un - matched him. Tinder should really be a more positive place.

Once, a friend of mine was on a flight and the person next to him fell asleep and started snoring really loudly. It was so bad that it sounded like a chainsaw. Everyone around was giving annoyed looks, but the snorer just wouldn't wake up. It made for a really long and 'horrible' flight in a funny way.

Funny story. A group of friends decided to go Black Friday shopping together. They made a whole plan and were ready to grab the best deals. But when they got to the store, they got so distracted by the free samples that they completely forgot about their shopping list and ended up buying random things that they didn't really need.

One classic is the mummy who unwrapped himself by accident. He was trying to scare some archaeologists but tripped and his bandages started to come off. He ended up looking like a half - undressed mess and the archaeologists couldn't stop laughing.

One horror story is when someone texted 'I'm at the cemetery' but autocorrect changed it to 'I'm at the celery'. It completely changed the spooky mood and made the recipient very confused. They had to clarify multiple times.

Funny story: One Black Friday, a guy was so eager to get a big discount on a huge TV. He ran into the store, grabbed the box, but when he got home, he realized he had grabbed a box of TV stands instead. It was hilarious seeing his face when he opened it.