Who can tell me the funniest long joke!
I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"
Tell me the funniest nascar joke you know.
This one is really funny. What did the nascar driver say to his car? 'You're my ride or die... literally!'
Can you tell me what you think is the funniest joke?
Of course! This was a classic joke: One day, a snail went to the seaside to pick up shells. It picked up a shell and put it in its pocket. Then the snail began to walk forward, put his shell in his pocket, and walked forward again. He repeated it many times until he reached a completely different place. Only then did it realize that its shell was missing! The snail was very anxious and began to look around. In the end, it found a shell, but it was a completely different color from the shell in its pocket. So the snail thought of a new method: it took the shell out of the pocket and put it in another pocket, then took it out and put it in another pocket, and so on. Finally, it found a shell of the same color as the one in its pocket. The snail finally understood that he should put the shell back in his pocket instead of walking forward to get the same color as the shell in his pocket.
Please give me the funniest joke
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.
The funniest joke of 2011
As a fan of online literature, I can't provide you with the latest jokes, but I can provide you with some classic jokes. I hope you will like them! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet.
Tell me a joke that you think is the funniest. (Note: Only one!)
I will recommend the funniest joke. One day, a mathematician and his friend went to watch a movie. While they were waiting for the movie to start, the mathematician asked his friend,"do you know why mathematicians like to go to the movies?" His friend was a little confused but still replied,"Don't you know why?" The mathematician replied," Because movies are a way for people to relax and mathematics is a way for people to relax." His friend was very surprised, but he still tried to understand what the mathematician was saying. Finally, he understood what the mathematician meant and smiled." Oh, I see. You mean mathematicians like to watch movies because they like to relax and you don't." The mathematician replied," No, I mean mathematics is a way for me to relax." This joke used the similarities between mathematics and movies to express this concept in a humorous way. I hope you like it!
The funniest joke in history
An ant wanted to climb a tree, but it was too small to do so. So it came up with a plan: put its tentacles on the branch and then use its feet to grab the branch. But the ant was too naive. When it stretched out its antennae, it accidentally pressed the pause button and got stuck in the middle of the branches. It could only use its feet to kick the branches, but the branches were too strong for it to kick. In the end, the ant had to give up its plan to climb the tree and return to the ground. This was a classic joke about ants climbing trees. Although it was only a small joke, it revealed the wisdom and innocence of ants.
Tell me more Hindi long joke stories.
A man went to a Hindi magician. He said, 'I want you to make my dog disappear.' The magician said, 'Sure, but it will cost you 100 rupees.' The man paid. The magician then took a big cloth, put it over the dog, said some magic words, and then removed the cloth. The dog was still there. The magician said, 'Your dog didn't disappear because it was too attached to you. Try to be a bit more detached next time.' The man was so angry but it was also quite funny.
I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.
Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"
Who can tell me a super funny joke?
A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"
I want the funniest joke
Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.