cyber security funny stories

After an accidental electrocution, Zhang Yi realized he could hide his body and become an invisible man. That incident marked a new chapter in his life. The magnificent president of the company, the hot policewoman, and the mischievous daughter of a rich man. "Apologies. I'm a righteous man. I've never abused my power of turning invisible to creep on beautiful girls, because I'd only stand boldly before them to look at them! You can't see me. You can't see me. You can't see me…"

In the Cyberpunk era, the Corporate Alliance dominated the world, with humans and witches alike serving as corporate cash cows, enslaved by advanced technology. Changes were thus unveiled, and Xu Yang, refusing to become a corporate slave, resolved to flee. He intended to rescue the adorable yet powerful witches from the clutches of the giant corporations, embarking on a path of innovation!

What is martial arts? Martial Arts has nothing to do with musical instruments, chess, calligraphy, painting, treasures or secret manuals, nor is there so much talk about being the best in the world. Martial Arts is a technique, a method that gives the weak a chance to draw their blades against the strong. What is chivalry (xiá)? Chivalry is not about romantic affairs, traditional culture, or being gentle, respectful, frugal, and compliant. Chivalry is violence, it's the bayonet forged by those driven to Mount Liang to use against tyrants. Cao Mo pledged with a dagger, (Returning to) Lu to invade. Zhuan Zhu entered with grilled meat, (Pacifying) Wu to usurp the throne. Brother Zhang cried in the market, avenging his lord by defiling a lavatory. Suicide by cutting one's own throat to seek justice, acting while concealing his sleeve. The tyrant of Qin seized souls, the coward gained courage. This is a martial artist's story. In the 1930s, a group of like-minded young people came together, striving to change the world. Then, two hundred years later, in a garbage landfill, Xiang Shan, the Progenitor of Cyber Martial Arts who had once rebooted heaven and earth, woke up reciting the name of his enemy, having lost all his memories. "Perhaps it's because I lost back then that the world has become what it is..." "So this time, I won't be defeated again!" This is the story of a person changing the world once more!

As a special forces soldier recently returned to the city, I've applied to become the dormitory's security guard. I'm skilled at battling enemies on the front lines, but how should I deal with so many students? Yet, in the city, strength always prevails!

【Premium Urban Fiction, Over a Million Followers】 This is a tale of a special forces expert returning to the urban jungle on a mission to marry an arrogant CEO. Wang Hao possessed supreme martial arts skills and also understood mystical medicine. With sparks and lightning, he roamed the city unrestrained, climbing to the pinnacle of power!

The esteemed Shen Yan has been reborn, but with confused memories. She finds herself as a widely disliked female celebrity in a popular novel, where everyone blindly follows the protagonist's questionable beliefs. Even the original Shen Yan ends up in prison for the protagonist, sacrificing her life for the so-called love story. Shen Yan: ......I'm certain this is a case of foolish love-brain without a doubt. It is well known in the capital's social circle that Shen Yan lost her prestigious family status over a man. Shen Yan: ......I've never seen such a foolish person. --- To secure her own livelihood, Shen Yan snatches the protagonist's popularity on a live variety show, topping the trending search list. Protagonist: ??? Haters relentlessly attack Shen Yan's education. Shen Yan turns around and slaps them with her academician certificate from a research institute. Haters: ...... The haters persist, targeting Shen Yan's family background. Once Shen Yan's family history is exposed, she dominates the hot search list! The protagonist couple flaunts their love, but Shen Yan, with her expressionless husband in tow, takes a stroll and effortlessly captures the top spot again. Protagonist couple: ?!! --- The public is waiting for Shen Yan to be abandoned by the powerful figures of the capital. Shen Yan contemplates her husband, who begs for hugs every night—the same husband rumored to be emotionless. The rumors say Mr. Qi has neglected his young wife for 30 days. In a discreet corner, Mr. Qi complains that the busy Shen Yan has neglected him for 30 days, and only cuddles can heal him. Later on, everyone is stunned by Mr. Qi's extravagant displays of marital love, leaving them burnt on the outside yet tender inside. --- PS: Not a novel transmigration, not a system story. [1V1, light-hearted, a doting romance, power couple] Soul terminal illness female lead VS expressionless misunderstood male lead

In this Cyberpunk world, John was transporting for Tiebang Logistics Company. In one delivery, he got robbed midway, the cargo exploded into fragments, and he was severely injured. Upon waking, he found a black glow in his mind and his body gradually grew weaker. Just then, a task prompt suddenly appeared in front of him. [Mission Objective: Kill the Black Prosthetic Body Doctor (Uncompleted)] [Reward: Special Inhibitor Formula]

Die angesehene Shen Yan ist wiedergeboren worden, allerdings mit verwirrten Erinnerungen. Sie findet sich als weithin unbeliebte Prominente in einem populären Roman wieder, wo alle blind den fragwürdigen Überzeugungen der Protagonistin folgen. Sogar die ursprüngliche Shen Yan landet für die Protagonistin im Gefängnis und opfert ihr Leben für die sogenannte Liebesgeschichte. Shen Yan: ......Ich bin mir sicher, dass dies zweifellos ein Fall von törichter Liebesverirrung ist. Es ist in den gesellschaftlichen Kreisen der Hauptstadt allgemein bekannt, dass Shen Yan ihren angesehenen Familienstatus wegen eines Mannes verloren hat. Shen Yan: ......Ich habe noch nie eine so törichte Person gesehen. --- Um ihre eigene Existenz zu sichern, schnappt sich Shen Yan die Popularität der Protagonistin in einer Live-Varieté-Show und landet an der Spitze der Trendsuche. Protagonistin: ??? Hasser greifen Shen Yans Bildung unerbittlich an. Shen Yan dreht sich um und schlägt sie mit ihrem Akademiker-Zertifikat eines Forschungsinstituts. Hasser: ...... Die Hasser bleiben hartnäckig und zielen auf Shen Yans familiären Hintergrund ab. Sobald Shen Yans Familiengeschichte enthüllt wird, dominiert sie die Hot-Search-Liste! Das Protagonisten-Paar zeigt ihre Liebe zur Schau, doch Shen Yan, mit ihrem ausdruckslosen Ehemann im Schlepptau, macht einen Spaziergang und erobert mühelos wieder den ersten Platz. Protagonisten-Paar: ?!! --- Die Öffentlichkeit wartet darauf, dass Shen Yan von den Mächtigen der Hauptstadt verlassen wird. Shen Yan denkt über ihren Ehemann nach, der jede Nacht um Umarmungen bettelt—derselbe Ehemann, von dem gerüchteweise behauptet wird, er sei gefühllos. Die Gerüchte besagen, dass Herr Qi seine junge Ehefrau 30 Tage lang vernachlässigt hat. In einer diskreten Ecke beklagt sich Herr Qi, dass die beschäftigte Shen Yan ihn 30 Tage lang vernachlässigt hat, und nur Kuscheln kann ihn heilen. Später sind alle verblüfft von Herrn Qis extravaganten Zurschaustellungen ehelicher Liebe, die sie außen verbrannt, aber innen zart zurücklassen. --- PS: Keine Roman-Transmigration, keine System-Geschichte. [1zu1, unbeschwert, eine liebevolle Romanze, Power-Couple] Seelenkranke Protagonistin VS ausdrucksloser missverstandener männlicher Protagonist

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

A fun, humorous romantic suspense series from USA Today bestselling author, Megan Matthews! Pelican Bay Security is full of hot former Navy SEALS, a small costal town in Maine (with a crime problem), and a group of Bakery Girls waiting to cause trouble. When I moved here to set up a new security company as a fugitive recovery specialist, I didn’t plan to find my next-door neighbor breaking into her aunt’s house. I also didn’t expect the random henchmen harassing her for diamonds she insists she doesn’t have. Tabitha is running from an ex-boyfriend, and I desperately want to help. As a former Navy SEAL I have the skills to deal with almost any idiot willing to give his girlfriend a black eye. Her lies, drama, and ex-boyfriend catch up with her and it may not be something I can handle on my own. I just hope if things turn violent, we both come out alive. #explicit #Suggested age 18+ Pelican Bay Security is created by Megan Matthews, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.