funny student nurse stories

Well, there was this student nurse who was assisting in a pediatric ward. She was tasked with giving a little boy a shot. She tried to be all friendly and told the boy it would be like a little pinch. But when she went to do it, she was so shaky that she ended up missing the mark completely. The boy looked at her in confusion and said, 'Miss, you're not very good at this pinching thing!' Everyone in the room had a good chuckle.

A student nurse was on a night shift in a psychiatric ward. One of the patients became violent and started attacking other patients. The student nurse was terrified as she had never witnessed such a situation before. She tried to call for help but the communication system malfunctioned for a short while. Fortunately, other staff members arrived soon, but it was a truly horrifying experience for her.

One memorable story was when a student came to the nurse thinking he was having a heart attack because his heart was beating fast. After some questions, the nurse found out he had just run up three flights of stairs to get to class on time and then sprinted to the nurse's office. His over - reaction was quite funny.

A nurse once had a patient who was a bit hard of hearing. The nurse asked the patient if he needed anything and the patient misheard and thought the nurse said 'Do you need a nose job?'. The patient replied 'My nose is just fine, thank you!' which made the whole floor burst into laughter.

Sure. There was a nurse who accidentally wore two different shoes to work, one black and one blue. She didn't notice until a patient pointed it out and they all had a good laugh.

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Muscles Movie King, Author: Ya Wan Ju Shi 5:" Boss is Not Good ", Author: Rainy Day, Rainy Day 6: My Black Technology Glasses, Author: He Yike 7: Warring States Period, Enemy of Ten Thousand People, Author: Shark Zen Master 8:" Serene Pool ", Author: Zi Xiao Lianxi 9:" The Great Director of Various Styles ", Author: There's a Pit in the Moon 10:" Master of the Mixed Family ", Author: A Little Fatter Dajin Taizai, Author: Qingshan Tushan Prodigal Director, Author: Autumn Sword Fish Killer Desire Sea Medical Heart, Author: Cai Jin " Becoming Famous Begins from the Song of the Nation ", Author: A Dream of Mountains and Seas From Amateur Player to Grassi Tycoon, Author: The Watchman Who Sold His Fields Porcelain King, Author: Geyu Intertwined Relationship, Author: Ran YiyinnThe following is a detailed introduction of these novels:n1." Above the Mist ":" Above the Mist " was a high-quality supernatural book that everyone had been looking forward to. 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Sure. Once a little boy in the pediatric ward was so scared of getting a shot. The nurse told him that the syringe was a magic wand that would make his owie go away. He was so fascinated that he stopped crying and asked if he could keep the 'wand' after. It was really cute.

Sure. Once, a little boy came to the school nurse thinking he had a broken arm because he couldn't move it. After a careful check, the nurse found out that his sleeve was just stuck on a chair knob. The look on his face when he realized was hilarious.

Sure! Once, an OB nurse had a patient who was in labor. The patient was so nervous that she started singing nursery rhymes at the top of her lungs between contractions. It was hilarious and also helped her relax a bit.