school nurse funny stories

One memorable story was when a student came to the nurse thinking he was having a heart attack because his heart was beating fast. After some questions, the nurse found out he had just run up three flights of stairs to get to class on time and then sprinted to the nurse's office. His over - reaction was quite funny.

Sure. Once, a little boy came to the school nurse thinking he had a broken arm because he couldn't move it. After a careful check, the nurse found out that his sleeve was just stuck on a chair knob. The look on his face when he realized was hilarious.

One day, a boy ran to the school nurse saying his tooth was falling out. The nurse prepared all the things to deal with a loose tooth. But when she looked, the tooth was actually a fake one from a Halloween costume that got stuck in his mouth. He was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.

There was this time when a student came in claiming to have been bitten by a'spider the size of a baseball'. The school nurse was a bit worried at first. But when she saw the tiny mark, she realized it was just a regular small spider. The student's wild exaggeration made it a really funny story. And the way he described the'spider attack' was hilarious, like it was some kind of monster from a horror movie.

Well, it could be stories of students coming in with minor injuries from the playground. Like a boy who scraped his knee while playing soccer. The school nurse not only cleaned and bandaged the wound but also gave him some advice on how to avoid getting hurt again. There might also be heart - warming stories of the nurse providing emotional support to students who were stressed out because of exams.

In one school, a nurse helped a bullied student. The bullied kid was always coming to the nurse's office with bruises that were not just from accidents. The nurse reported it to the school authorities and provided emotional support to the student. She made sure the student felt safe in school again.

One embarrassing school nurse story could be when a student faked being sick to get out of a test. The nurse quickly saw through it because the student's 'symptoms' were really over - the - top. Another might be when a kid accidentally ripped his pants while running to the nurse's office and had to wait for his parents to bring new clothes in a very awkward situation. And there was also the time when a student was so nervous about getting a shot that they passed out before the nurse even got the syringe ready.

There should not be any stories related to 'ballbusting' in the context of a school nurse. School nurses are there to ensure students' well - being, like taking care of students who feel sick, dealing with minor cuts or bruises, and giving advice on healthy living. Any form of violence or inappropriate behavior is not part of their job description.

One horror story is when a school nurse misdiagnosed a student's serious allergic reaction as just a minor rash. The student ended up in the hospital in a critical condition. It was really scary as the nurse should have known better with all the training.

Sure. There was this one time a kid came in saying he had a toothache. The nurse looked and saw that he had a piece of candy stuck between his teeth. It was so obvious that the kid was a bit red - faced when the nurse just plucked it out and the 'pain' went away.