funny student jokes stories

Sure. Here's one. A student was asked by the teacher what his father does for a living. He said, 'My dad is a magician. He can cut people in half and then put them back together again.' The teacher was shocked and said, 'That's a very dangerous job.' The student replied, 'It's okay. He only does it on Tuesdays.'

There was a student who really loved eating snacks in class. One day, he was secretly munching on some chips when the teacher called on him to answer a question. He quickly stuffed the whole handful of chips in his mouth and tried to talk. All that came out was a muffled jumble of words. The teacher said, 'I think you need to learn how to chew and talk at different times.' Also, in a math class, a student was trying so hard to solve a problem on the board. He got so frustrated that he finally said, 'This math problem is like a maze that I can't escape from. I think it's sent by aliens to confuse us!'

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.