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Framed for something she did not do which resulted in her only son’s death, she was abandoned by her husband. Reborn after an accident, the eighteen-year-old Ye Tianxin swore to reclaim her life. Then, due to an unexpected twist of fate, she saved the life of a powerful man and her new destiny was rewritten!

"Teacher Zhu, the retake student from your class has arrived." When the security guard brought Chen Nan to the entrance of Class One in the third grade, Zhu Keren's beautiful eyes instantly revealed a look of disbelief, but more than that, there was panic and unease. She hadn't expected that the young man she had encountered on the bus would turn out to be a student in her class. This made her scalp tingle, and she felt almost suffocated. After all, she was an advanced teacher at the school, whose reputation and teaching ability were well recognized. Yet previously, she had behaved like a slut, taking the initiative to grab Chen Nan's vital part, even seeking pleasure in her own private area.

Shock! The Eye-Candy of the Entertainment Industry is Reborn as a Top Student! The niece of the Zhang family is said to be the reincarnation of the God of Literature. From childhood to adulthood, she has never scored second place in any exam. Even on the day of a test, when she had a fever of 39.9 degrees, she still effortlessly wrote like a supernatural being—truly amazing. When neighbors talked about this girl, their envy and astonishment were indescribable. This girl was nothing short of a Tsinghua or Peking University candidate; the Zhang family’s ancestors must be smiling from their graves. “Have you heard? That Zhang family girl topped the citywide high school entrance exam again. City No. 1 High School and Experimental High School nearly fought at the Zhang family’s door to recruit her...” “What’s that? The principal of Lanya Noble High School even came with a million yuan to visit her…” The world of a top student is beyond our understanding! —— The world of a top student is very lonely! —— When one possesses unparalleled beauty but lacks status and power to match it, this becomes the root of all suffering. In her past life, Shen You'an refused to compromise with the hidden rules of the entertainment industry. Her life was one of hardship and destitution, ultimately ending in her dying alone on a snowy winter's night on the streets. Once celebrated as the stunning but talentless beauty of the entertainment world, she left quietly and tragically, without drawing attention from anyone. When Shen You'an opened her eyes again, her firefighter father had just passed away in the line of duty. “Ding.” Your System for Top Students has arrived. Please sign for it. She cut her long hair, put on glasses, and concealed her beauty. Thus, she began her journey to becoming a top student. Until she gains the strength to protect her unrivaled beauty, she would rather let her brilliance be hidden than become a target of envy and harm.

"Seek poetry within rigorous logic, understand the essence of existence in endless exploration." —Qiao Ze Welcome to a school prodigy novel without a system, where intelligence crushes all, for your appreciation! PS: This text is a light-hearted daily life story of a school prodigy. Readers who do not enjoy slice-of-life stories, please consume with caution.

A conspiracy brings unexpected gains to Lin Tian. He finds a golden orb in his stomach and gains the ability to see through things. However, the sudden departure of his girlfriend makes his heart broken and he swears: "Today you abandon me and leave, I will make you regretful in the future."

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

You might not believe it when I say this, but not all top students are the same! ------------------------------- No system, high intelligence, character-driven slice-of-life book!

A regular senior high school student accidentally obtained a Supernatural Ability System from three thousand years in the future. Lin Tian could exchange for all kinds of superpowers within the Supernatural Ability System. Exams? I have a photographic memory! You're amazing? I transform into a Saiyan! An awesome life doesn't need explanations!

Academy novels. If you take notice, most of them are about nameless characters, professors, and villains. And another aspect is that there is only one academy or that same academy is declared the strongest. However, Aestrea, a successful award-winning actor, actually gets transmigrated into one of those novels. Instead, he finds himself transmigrated into the body of the most powerful student at the Weakest Academy. Just at the time of the academy's competition... –––––––––––– Discord: https://discord.gg/dp865x8BfZ - Tags: Anti-Hero MC | Nonchalant MC | Gore | Virgins | Harem | Yandere | Milf | No-Sex Toys | No-Futanari | No-Yuri | No-Netorare | Kinky Heroines | Obsessed Heroines | Misunderstandings | Smart MC | Bipolar MC | Strength-based Social Hierarchy | Strong Love Interests | Teacher & Student Relationship | Sugar Mommies | Reincarnation | Devoted Love Interests | Cold Love Interest | Spirits | Sword & Magic | Strong Wealthy Characters | Special Abilities | Slice Of Life

38-year-old Shen Qiushan awakens a study system, awarding him a 660 thousand yuan education fund. Yet the first task makes Shen stunned for a while. Please take this year's college entrance examination and enter a top-tier university! Task Rewards: Skill Card*1. Advanced Blind Box*1. Education Fund of 100 million yuan!