Can you share some funny school nurse stories?
A girl ran to the school nurse saying she had swallowed a bug while running on the playground. She was crying and panicking. The nurse calmed her down and told her that it probably wouldn't do any harm. Later, the girl told all her friends about her 'adventure' of swallowing a bug in a very dramatic way. It became a funny story that everyone in the school talked about for a while.
There was this time when a student came in claiming to have been bitten by a'spider the size of a baseball'. The school nurse was a bit worried at first. But when she saw the tiny mark, she realized it was just a regular small spider. The student's wild exaggeration made it a really funny story. And the way he described the'spider attack' was hilarious, like it was some kind of monster from a horror movie.
Can you share some school nurse funny stories?
Sure. Once, a little boy came to the school nurse thinking he had a broken arm because he couldn't move it. After a careful check, the nurse found out that his sleeve was just stuck on a chair knob. The look on his face when he realized was hilarious.
Can you share some nurse funny stories?
A nurse once had a patient who was a bit hard of hearing. The nurse asked the patient if he needed anything and the patient misheard and thought the nurse said 'Do you need a nose job?'. The patient replied 'My nose is just fine, thank you!' which made the whole floor burst into laughter.
Can you share some funny nurse stories?
Sure. There was a nurse who accidentally wore two different shoes to work, one black and one blue. She didn't notice until a patient pointed it out and they all had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny pediatric nurse stories?
Sure. Once a little boy in the pediatric ward was so scared of getting a shot. The nurse told him that the syringe was a magic wand that would make his owie go away. He was so fascinated that he stopped crying and asked if he could keep the 'wand' after. It was really cute.
Can you share some funny ob nurse stories?
Sure! Once, an OB nurse had a patient who was in labor. The patient was so nervous that she started singing nursery rhymes at the top of her lungs between contractions. It was hilarious and also helped her relax a bit.
Can you share some funny student nurse stories?
Well, there was this student nurse who was assisting in a pediatric ward. She was tasked with giving a little boy a shot. She tried to be all friendly and told the boy it would be like a little pinch. But when she went to do it, she was so shaky that she ended up missing the mark completely. The boy looked at her in confusion and said, 'Miss, you're not very good at this pinching thing!' Everyone in the room had a good chuckle.
Can you share some funny nurse patient stories?
A patient had a bandage on his foot and was supposed to keep it dry. But he accidentally stepped into a puddle. When the nurse saw his shocked face, she burst out laughing. Then she had to change the bandage while the patient was apologizing profusely and they both ended up sharing a laugh about his clumsiness.
Can you share some funny true nurse stories?
Sure. Once, a nurse had a patient who was very grumpy. The nurse brought in his meal and he complained it was too cold. So, the nurse took it back to warm it up. When she returned, she found the patient had fallen asleep with his mouth wide open. She couldn't help but laugh and left the meal on the table for when he woke up.
Can you share some funny vet nurse stories?
Sure. One time a vet nurse was trying to give a big dog a bath. The dog hated water and kept trying to jump out of the tub. It managed to get one paw on the edge and started to pull itself out. The nurse was holding on to the dog's collar, and they ended up in a tug - of - war, with water splashing everywhere. It was quite a sight.
Can you share some funny postpartum nurse stories?
Well, there was this story. A postpartum nurse had a patient who was convinced that the hospital was trying to steal her baby's toes. Every time the nurse came to check the baby, the mom would count the toes out loud. The nurse had to keep reassuring her that no one was interested in baby toes. It was really hilarious.