circulatory systems funny project story

Talent? Unnecessary! Wealth? Doesn’t matter! Brain? Eat it! Even if one was the greatest of gutter trashes with zero redeemable qualities, as long as they had a System, they are bound to reach the pinnacle of life. Compass Carburettor, a dirt-poor orphan with absolutely zero f**king qualities managed to reach the peak of the business world by the age of 35, all while relying on his Money-Making System like a blinded barnacle. But at the peak of his life, he was betrayed by his System. ------------------- [Sister novel released (Same Universe): "Post-Apocalyptic Dispatch Society"] ------------------- Check out all my projects here: http://bit.ly/wn_venus ------------------- Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/Q544Bxu Contact me through my Discord ID: Overlord_Venus#9364 Or through my email: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram @overlord_venus

*COMPLETED* In a world that is aware of other worlds and systems, a reality show was created to have participants receive a system and face challenges. All for the entertainment of the world's that cam view it. All participants have no idea about other worlds actually existing, let alone something like this going on. Elmo is a young man who had been shopping when he was chosen to take part in this challenge. Part of him is intrigued by the idea of the challenges, but most of him would rather just go home. If only that was an option. The following are the main challenges in order in the story: Challenge #1: defeating the starting dungeon Challenge #2: prevent the assassination of the king Challenge #3: defeat the fire dragon Challenge #4: locate and capture a firebird Challenge #5: bring the Book of Living to the starting dungeon There will be no graphic descriptions of any mature content. When such material will appear, it will either be lime or just glossed over. I'm writing this as I go along. If you have any suggestions or thoughts I'd be happy to hear them. Cover art is AI generated If anyone has any thoughts or comments about this book they'd like to say, but not leave a record of it here, I can be contacted at [email protected]

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Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Keith, a regular office worker from Earth, suddenly transmigrates to the world of the novel he had been reading for the past decade. The new world, which was also called Earth, was slightly different. People with various powers existed who were called awakeners, making this world comparatively dangerous and also mysterious. While he was thrown into the novel's world, he was also given a mystical ability to grant systems to other people. Armed with his special ability, he slowly climbs up the power ladder by taking "taxes" from the people he would give systems to. The only question that remained, was what would a realistic normal man, when faced with a similar minded protagonist, do when their goals opposed each other.

I'm just me. An ordinary high school boy with no girlfriend, not too many friends, and no talent. What I enjoy doing after school is roaming around the halls, hoping that like in the cliche anime and manga, I'll bump into someone that'll change my life. Of course, nothing is going to happen. What do you expect? But, this APP on my phone is kind of weird. I don't remember installing it. If I click on it, it asks me to complete missions. But how the hell am I supposed to do these embarrassing tasks? Update Schedule: I will post new chapters usually once a day, but that is subjected to change depending on my schedule as I am a student in my final year of high school. During breaks, I will usually post multiple chapters per day.

Liu Yang is a young mage who managed to awaken his powers later. Because of this, he was considered trash by others who woke up earlier. On the day of the awakening of his powers, he summoned a beautiful girl who became his partner. She was beautiful and powerful, all she did was a hundred times as much as he did, but to her, everything he did was the most amazing thing in the world. She didn't have a name, so Liu Yang gave her that name, Liu Xia. Liu Xia became his master and taught all the principles of magic to Liu Yang, all he needed to know, she taught. And the most important thing in training was her most important principle. Her principle was: Be frugal when using magic. Because of this, Liu Yang has always used the least amount of magic power possible when casting his spells. Always using this principle in his training and life, Liu Yang has been nicknamed the Frugal Mage.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

WARNUNG: DIESES BUCH IST AB 18 Heena streckte sich auf dem warmen Sand und nippte an ihrem Kokosnusswasser. Endlich, Frieden. Keine intriganten Heldinnen, keine grüblerischen männlichen Hauptrollen – nur sie und der Ozean. „HEENA! MUTTER! ICH HABE DICH GEFUNDEN!“ Ihr Augenlid zuckte. Nicht jetzt. Über dem Strand schwebte ein goldener Löwe mit funkelnden Flügeln. „System 547“, sagte sie mit zusammengebissenen Zähnen. „Ich bin im Urlaub.“ „Aber die Welten brechen zusammen! Die männlichen Hauptrollen drehen durch! Die Bösewichtinnen sterben! Weiße-Lotus-Heldinnen ruinieren alles!“ „Nicht mein Problem.“ „Du bist die Schwarze Lotusblüte! Nur du kannst das in Ordnung bringen!“ „Genau deshalb verdiene ich einen Urlaub.“ „Keine Regeln! Ohrfeige sie, verführe sie, verbünde dich mit der Bösewichtin – alles ist erlaubt!“ Heena nippte an ihrer Kokosnuss. „Wenn ich ja sage, dann dreifache Punkte, seltene Gegenstände aus jeder Welt und danach sechs Monate Urlaub.“ „Abgemacht! Alles!“, rief der Löwe und wedelte mit dem Schwanz. Heena stand auf und klopfte sich den Sand ab. „Schön. Zeig mir diese kaputten männlichen Hauptrollen.“ Ihr Grinsen war gefährlich. . . . Das Portal warf Heena auf kalten Marmorboden. Ihr wurde schwindelig, als fremde Erinnerungen sie überfluteten. Kaiserin Celeste Ravencourt. Fünf Ehemänner. Ein sterbendes Reich. „Großartig“, murmelte Heena. „Ich bin die Bösewichtin.“ Ein winziger goldener Löwe erschien neben ihr. „Willkommen in Welt 12! Du bist mit fünf mächtigen Männern verheiratet, die dich alle hassen. Sie treffen sich heute Abend, um dich zu vergiften und stattdessen die Heldin zu krönen.“ „Lass mich raten“, seufzte Heena. „Weiße Lotusblüte?“ „Lady Seraphina. Süß, freundlich, vom System unterstützt. Sie sind alle in sie verliebt.“ Heena rieb sich die Schläfen. Der Körper war schwach, ausgehungert, erschöpft. Kein Wunder, dass Celeste so leicht starb. „Schön“, sagte sie und legte den schweren Schmuck ab. „Diese Kaiserin ist tot. Ich nicht.“ Sie wählte ein schlichtes dunkles Kleid, band ihre Haare hoch und trat vor ihr Spiegelbild. Die Traurigkeit verschwand. Selbstvertrauen trat an ihre Stelle. Beim Abendessen warteten fünf Männer – kalt, mächtig, tödlich gut aussehend. Krieger, Priester, Generäle, Spione. Jeder von ihnen wollte sie loswerden. Wein wurde in ihr Glas gegossen. Vergiftet. Offensichtlich. Sie beobachteten sie genau. Heena hob das Glas und lächelte leicht. „Auf einen Neuanfang.“ Sie trank alles aus. Die Stille zerbrach. Nichts geschah. Ihre Gesichter veränderten sich – Schock, Angst, Unglaube. Heena lehnte sich zurück, ruhig und lächelnd. „Nun“, sagte sie sanft, „wer von euch dachte, es wäre so einfach, mich zu töten?“