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The only thing standing between a dead-end job and football glory? A holographic interface and a lot of hungover plumbers. Danny Walsh is going nowhere. At twenty-six, his life is a monotonous cycle of night shifts at a Manchester convenience store and escaping into the digital world of Football Manager, where he is a tactical genius building championship-winning teams from nothing. In the real world, he is just another guy with a dead-end job and a dream that feels impossibly far away. A mysterious notebook gives him an impossible edge: the power to see the hidden attributes of football players. It’s a party trick no one else can see, a useless superpower for a man going nowhere. But in the broken, overlooked talent of Manchester's gritty leagues, data is destiny. Danny holds a winning ticket, if he can only learn how to read it. And if this cursed gift doesn't break him first. --- For fans of Player Manager, Football Manager, and system novels, this is a character-driven, tactically rich, and hilariously authentic journey from the bottom of the pyramid to the very top. The beautiful game is about to get a system upgrade. Sports Fiction | System Novel | Football Management | Progression Fantasy ---

Not only does he have to fangirl on behalf of the manager’s daughter, but now he has to debut as an idol himself? Assistant Manager Kim really hates idols.

There are chewing gums that can be chewed in your mouth and continuously provide energy, there are sodas that can bring you back to the life from verge of demise.There are warehouses full of sacred animals and powerful artifacts. Countless powerful people gathered to enter in the store, and the powerful ministers and emperors comes in line, but they can only wait outside. Because the store manager Qi Le will definitely open the door on time. "What? For these free guys, let me lose one minute of sleep? Impossible!" Qi Le said.. go support me on patreon https://www.patreon.com/Tempestpanda disclaimer I don't own the cover photo nor it's copy rights nor any other copy rights. Comment for credits or removal of the photo

"Who said i want to kill you...? work as a manager at my brothel" With that one sentence my life took a complete U turn. Hai, my name is Mohan Das and.... I'm just an ordinary student of city collage in Mumbai. Due to unexpected circumstances I became a manager at brothel house to deal with the foreign customers. But the day I visited my parents burial site, A mountain goat spirit entered inside my body from a hidden family heirloom and on the same day, a lady from the hidden family offered me hundred billion to protect her baby. Oh, you are asking me what did I achieve with that hundred billion.... haha, I ruled the under world, married a girl from hidden family. Collected all Hidden family heirlooms except one. Highest Contributor : @reggierea = Space Craft Book cover by : Trinity189 Discord : https://discord.gg/Dd9vxEpJ

My name is Leo Wallace, a history PhD student, and I'm $137,542.89 in debt. At the lowest point of my life, I lost my job. The reason? I flamed a tech giant called "Omni" online, and then I was "optimized" by them. I thought my life's script was "Rickshaw Boy," until an illegal intruder appeared in my mind. He said his name was Franklin Roosevelt. Yes, the one on the dime. "Kid, stop flaming people online. It's useless." "Want to get them? I'll teach you." "Our first step: we'll start by becoming a Mayor."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

I'm just me. An ordinary high school boy with no girlfriend, not too many friends, and no talent. What I enjoy doing after school is roaming around the halls, hoping that like in the cliche anime and manga, I'll bump into someone that'll change my life. Of course, nothing is going to happen. What do you expect? But, this APP on my phone is kind of weird. I don't remember installing it. If I click on it, it asks me to complete missions. But how the hell am I supposed to do these embarrassing tasks? Update Schedule: I will post new chapters usually once a day, but that is subjected to change depending on my schedule as I am a student in my final year of high school. During breaks, I will usually post multiple chapters per day.

Liu Yang is a young mage who managed to awaken his powers later. Because of this, he was considered trash by others who woke up earlier. On the day of the awakening of his powers, he summoned a beautiful girl who became his partner. She was beautiful and powerful, all she did was a hundred times as much as he did, but to her, everything he did was the most amazing thing in the world. She didn't have a name, so Liu Yang gave her that name, Liu Xia. Liu Xia became his master and taught all the principles of magic to Liu Yang, all he needed to know, she taught. And the most important thing in training was her most important principle. Her principle was: Be frugal when using magic. Because of this, Liu Yang has always used the least amount of magic power possible when casting his spells. Always using this principle in his training and life, Liu Yang has been nicknamed the Frugal Mage.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

When the threat of relegation looms over Mallorca, the team makes a shocking decision: hiring an unproven rookie as their head coach! Everyone doubts him, but the results defy all expectations. He’s José—a man who may look inexperienced but wields a mind capable of foreseeing the future. With unparalleled tactics and bold strategies, José rises to dominate the football world. Turning setbacks into opportunities, he slowly builds his legacy, leading Mallorca to unimaginable heights. In football, there’s God. And just below God... there’s me. I am José!