funny hotel reception stories

Beneath the mundane, at the edge of reason, beyond the world you know—lies a landscape you have never imagined. When Yu Sheng first opened that door, the world he was familiar with collapsed instantly. And the 'truth' that directly touches the root of the world rushed towards him.

Su Xuan is a handsome deliveryman with little money. One day, just after being pestered by a rich woman, he awakens his system. DING! Host's mood detected as excessively melancholic. The Super Express Delivery System is initiating... Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!

Su Xuan é um entregador bonito com pouco dinheiro. Um dia, logo após ser importunado por uma mulher rica, ele desperta seu sistema. DING! O humor do Hospedeiro foi detectado como excessivamente melancólico. O Sistema de Entrega Super Expressa está iniciando... Ding, recompense o hospedeiro com um hotel cinco estrelas!

Su Xuan es un apuesto repartidor con poco dinero. Un día, justo después de ser acosado por una mujer rica, despierta su sistema. ¡DING! Se ha detectado que el estado de ánimo del Anfitrión es excesivamente melancólico. El Sistema de Entrega Super Express se está iniciando... ¡Ding, se recompensa al Anfitrión con un hotel de cinco estrellas!

Su Xuan ist ein gutaussehender Lieferant mit wenig Geld.\nEines Tages, kurz nachdem er von einer reichen Frau bedrängt wurde, erweckt er sein System.\nDING! Stimmung des Gastgebers als übermäßig melancholisch erkannt. Das Super Express Liefersystem wird gestartet...\nDing, der Gastgeber wird mit einem 5-Sterne-Hotel belohnt!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

After struggling to survive for three years in the apocalypse, Chu Jiangyue is betrayed and killed by her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself reborn—one day before the apocalypse begins. Her original plan is to stockpile supplies and lie low. However, fate has other ideas. Instead of hoarding goods, she’s bound to a hotel system. She's running a hotel at the end of the world. Her former best friend—the one who killed her—wants to freeload? Chu Jiangyue thought, "Sorry, please top up before shopping." A bizarre guest wants Chu Jiangyue to marry her son and take over the hotel? Chu Jiangyue thought, "If you don’t want to stay, you can say so directly. There's no need to beat around the bush." When meeting a clueless student looking for a free ride while trying to be kind on the road, Chu Jiangyue thought, "Little girl, I run a hotel, not a charity." … Zombies everywhere—no place is truly safe? Chu Jiangyue said, "Hotel rooms have zombie-shielding protection; guests can check in and stay secure." Extreme heat waves are causing constant heatstroke; stepping outside means instant sunburn? Chu Jiangyue said, "Want to try temperature-control suits and ice-cold drinks?" Extreme cold plunges to minus 100°C, freezing even zombies solid? Chu Jiangyue said, "You could enjoy cold-resistant thermal gear in our hotel!" … Someone covets the hotel and wants to seize it by force? Chu Jiangyue said, "Dear guest, you have received a hotel eviction package. Please sign for it." When people witness someone vanish into thin air, those harboring ulterior motives quietly abandon their plans. Chu Jiangyue declares, "If you want to stay here or buy supplies, no matter if you're dragon or tiger, you'll have to behave yourself on my turf!"

Nachdem sie drei Jahre lang in der Apokalypse ums Überleben gekämpft hat, wird Chu Jiangyue von ihrer besten Freundin verraten und getötet. Als sie ihre Augen wieder öffnet, findet sie sich wiedergeboren wieder – einen Tag vor Beginn der Apokalypse. Ihr ursprünglicher Plan ist es, Vorräte anzuhäufen und sich unauffällig zu verhalten. Das Schicksal hat jedoch andere Pläne. Anstatt Waren zu horten, ist sie an ein Hotelsystem gebunden. Sie betreibt ein Hotel am Ende der Welt. Ihre ehemalige beste Freundin – die, die sie getötet hat – will umsonst bei ihr leben? Chu Jiangyue dachte: „Tut mir leid, bitte vor dem Einkaufen aufladen.“ Ein bizarrer Gast will, dass Chu Jiangyue ihren Sohn heiratet und das Hotel übernimmt? Chu Jiangyue dachte: „Wenn du nicht bleiben willst, kannst du das direkt sagen. Du musst nicht um den heißen Brei herumreden.“ Als sie einer ahnungslosen Studentin begegnet, die einen Freifahrtschein sucht und dabei auf der Straße freundlich tut, dachte Chu Jiangyue: „Kleines Mädchen, ich führe ein Hotel, keine Wohltätigkeitsorganisation.“ … Überall Zombies – kein Ort ist wirklich sicher? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Hotelzimmer haben einen Schutzschild gegen Zombies; Gäste können einchecken und sicher bleiben.“ Extreme Hitzewellen verursachen ständig Hitzschläge; nach draußen zu gehen bedeutet sofortigen Sonnenbrand? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Möchten Sie temperaturregulierende Anzüge und eiskalte Getränke probieren?“ Extreme Kälte stürzt auf minus 100 °C, sodass selbst Zombies festfrieren? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „In unserem Hotel können Sie kälteresistente Thermoausrüstung genießen!“ … Jemand begehrt das Hotel und will es mit Gewalt an sich reißen? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Sehr geehrter Gast, Sie haben ein Hotel-Räumungspaket erhalten. Bitte unterschreiben Sie für den Empfang.“ Als die Leute sehen, wie jemand in Luft aufgelöst wird, geben diejenigen, die Hintergedanken hegen, leise ihre Pläne auf. Chu Jiangyue erklärt: „Wenn ihr hier bleiben oder Vorräte kaufen wollt, egal ob ihr Drache oder Tiger seid, müsst ihr euch auf meinem Territorium benehmen!“

Depois de lutar para sobreviver por três anos no apocalipse, Chu Jiangyue é traída e morta por sua melhor amiga. Quando ela abre os olhos novamente, ela se vê renascida — um dia antes do início do apocalipse. Seu plano original é estocar suprimentos e se manter discreta. No entanto, o destino tem outros planos. Em vez de acumular bens, ela é vinculada a um sistema de hotel. Ela está administrando um hotel no fim do mundo. Sua ex-melhor amiga — aquela que a matou — quer tudo de graça? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Desculpe, por favor, recarregue antes de comprar." Uma hóspede esquisita quer que Chu Jiangyue se case com seu filho e assuma o hotel? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Se você não quer ficar, pode dizer diretamente. Não há necessidade de rodeios." Ao encontrar uma estudante sem noção procurando uma carona de graça enquanto tenta ser gentil na estrada, Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Garotinha, eu administro um hotel, não uma instituição de caridade." … Zumbis por toda parte — nenhum lugar é verdadeiramente seguro? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Os quartos do hotel têm proteção anti-zumbis; os hóspedes podem fazer o check-in e ficar seguros." Ondas de calor extremo estão causando insolação constante; sair significa queimadura de sol instantânea? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Quer experimentar trajes com controle de temperatura e bebidas geladas?" Frio extremo despenca para 100°C negativos, congelando até mesmo zumbis? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Você pode desfrutar de equipamentos térmicos resistentes ao frio em nosso hotel!" … Alguém cobiça o hotel e quer tomá-lo à força? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Caro hóspede, você recebeu um pacote de despejo do hotel. Por favor, assine o recebimento." Quando as pessoas testemunham alguém desaparecer no ar, aqueles que abrigam segundas intenções abandonam silenciosamente seus planos. Chu Jiangyue declara: "Se você quer ficar aqui ou comprar suprimentos, não importa se você é dragão ou tigre, terá que se comportar no meu território!"

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...