funny hotel housekeeping stories

Beneath the mundane, at the edge of reason, beyond the world you know—lies a landscape you have never imagined. When Yu Sheng first opened that door, the world he was familiar with collapsed instantly. And the 'truth' that directly touches the root of the world rushed towards him.

Su Xuan é um entregador bonito com pouco dinheiro. Um dia, logo após ser importunado por uma mulher rica, ele desperta seu sistema. DING! O humor do Hospedeiro foi detectado como excessivamente melancólico. O Sistema de Entrega Super Expressa está iniciando... Ding, recompense o hospedeiro com um hotel cinco estrelas!

Su Xuan es un apuesto repartidor con poco dinero. Un día, justo después de ser acosado por una mujer rica, despierta su sistema. ¡DING! Se ha detectado que el estado de ánimo del Anfitrión es excesivamente melancólico. El Sistema de Entrega Super Express se está iniciando... ¡Ding, se recompensa al Anfitrión con un hotel de cinco estrellas!

Su Xuan is a handsome deliveryman with little money. One day, just after being pestered by a rich woman, he awakens his system. DING! Host's mood detected as excessively melancholic. The Super Express Delivery System is initiating... Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!

Su Xuan ist ein gutaussehender Lieferant mit wenig Geld.\nEines Tages, kurz nachdem er von einer reichen Frau bedrängt wurde, erweckt er sein System.\nDING! Stimmung des Gastgebers als übermäßig melancholisch erkannt. Das Super Express Liefersystem wird gestartet...\nDing, der Gastgeber wird mit einem 5-Sterne-Hotel belohnt!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Depois de lutar para sobreviver por três anos no apocalipse, Chu Jiangyue é traída e morta por sua melhor amiga. Quando ela abre os olhos novamente, ela se vê renascida — um dia antes do início do apocalipse. Seu plano original é estocar suprimentos e se manter discreta. No entanto, o destino tem outros planos. Em vez de acumular bens, ela é vinculada a um sistema de hotel. Ela está administrando um hotel no fim do mundo. Sua ex-melhor amiga — aquela que a matou — quer tudo de graça? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Desculpe, por favor, recarregue antes de comprar." Uma hóspede esquisita quer que Chu Jiangyue se case com seu filho e assuma o hotel? Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Se você não quer ficar, pode dizer diretamente. Não há necessidade de rodeios." Ao encontrar uma estudante sem noção procurando uma carona de graça enquanto tenta ser gentil na estrada, Chu Jiangyue pensou: "Garotinha, eu administro um hotel, não uma instituição de caridade." … Zumbis por toda parte — nenhum lugar é verdadeiramente seguro? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Os quartos do hotel têm proteção anti-zumbis; os hóspedes podem fazer o check-in e ficar seguros." Ondas de calor extremo estão causando insolação constante; sair significa queimadura de sol instantânea? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Quer experimentar trajes com controle de temperatura e bebidas geladas?" Frio extremo despenca para 100°C negativos, congelando até mesmo zumbis? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Você pode desfrutar de equipamentos térmicos resistentes ao frio em nosso hotel!" … Alguém cobiça o hotel e quer tomá-lo à força? Chu Jiangyue disse: "Caro hóspede, você recebeu um pacote de despejo do hotel. Por favor, assine o recebimento." Quando as pessoas testemunham alguém desaparecer no ar, aqueles que abrigam segundas intenções abandonam silenciosamente seus planos. Chu Jiangyue declara: "Se você quer ficar aqui ou comprar suprimentos, não importa se você é dragão ou tigre, terá que se comportar no meu território!"

After struggling to survive for three years in the apocalypse, Chu Jiangyue is betrayed and killed by her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself reborn—one day before the apocalypse begins. Her original plan is to stockpile supplies and lie low. However, fate has other ideas. Instead of hoarding goods, she’s bound to a hotel system. She's running a hotel at the end of the world. Her former best friend—the one who killed her—wants to freeload? Chu Jiangyue thought, "Sorry, please top up before shopping." A bizarre guest wants Chu Jiangyue to marry her son and take over the hotel? Chu Jiangyue thought, "If you don’t want to stay, you can say so directly. There's no need to beat around the bush." When meeting a clueless student looking for a free ride while trying to be kind on the road, Chu Jiangyue thought, "Little girl, I run a hotel, not a charity." … Zombies everywhere—no place is truly safe? Chu Jiangyue said, "Hotel rooms have zombie-shielding protection; guests can check in and stay secure." Extreme heat waves are causing constant heatstroke; stepping outside means instant sunburn? Chu Jiangyue said, "Want to try temperature-control suits and ice-cold drinks?" Extreme cold plunges to minus 100°C, freezing even zombies solid? Chu Jiangyue said, "You could enjoy cold-resistant thermal gear in our hotel!" … Someone covets the hotel and wants to seize it by force? Chu Jiangyue said, "Dear guest, you have received a hotel eviction package. Please sign for it." When people witness someone vanish into thin air, those harboring ulterior motives quietly abandon their plans. Chu Jiangyue declares, "If you want to stay here or buy supplies, no matter if you're dragon or tiger, you'll have to behave yourself on my turf!"

Nachdem sie drei Jahre lang in der Apokalypse ums Überleben gekämpft hat, wird Chu Jiangyue von ihrer besten Freundin verraten und getötet. Als sie ihre Augen wieder öffnet, findet sie sich wiedergeboren wieder – einen Tag vor Beginn der Apokalypse. Ihr ursprünglicher Plan ist es, Vorräte anzuhäufen und sich unauffällig zu verhalten. Das Schicksal hat jedoch andere Pläne. Anstatt Waren zu horten, ist sie an ein Hotelsystem gebunden. Sie betreibt ein Hotel am Ende der Welt. Ihre ehemalige beste Freundin – die, die sie getötet hat – will umsonst bei ihr leben? Chu Jiangyue dachte: „Tut mir leid, bitte vor dem Einkaufen aufladen.“ Ein bizarrer Gast will, dass Chu Jiangyue ihren Sohn heiratet und das Hotel übernimmt? Chu Jiangyue dachte: „Wenn du nicht bleiben willst, kannst du das direkt sagen. Du musst nicht um den heißen Brei herumreden.“ Als sie einer ahnungslosen Studentin begegnet, die einen Freifahrtschein sucht und dabei auf der Straße freundlich tut, dachte Chu Jiangyue: „Kleines Mädchen, ich führe ein Hotel, keine Wohltätigkeitsorganisation.“ … Überall Zombies – kein Ort ist wirklich sicher? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Hotelzimmer haben einen Schutzschild gegen Zombies; Gäste können einchecken und sicher bleiben.“ Extreme Hitzewellen verursachen ständig Hitzschläge; nach draußen zu gehen bedeutet sofortigen Sonnenbrand? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Möchten Sie temperaturregulierende Anzüge und eiskalte Getränke probieren?“ Extreme Kälte stürzt auf minus 100 °C, sodass selbst Zombies festfrieren? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „In unserem Hotel können Sie kälteresistente Thermoausrüstung genießen!“ … Jemand begehrt das Hotel und will es mit Gewalt an sich reißen? Chu Jiangyue sagte: „Sehr geehrter Gast, Sie haben ein Hotel-Räumungspaket erhalten. Bitte unterschreiben Sie für den Empfang.“ Als die Leute sehen, wie jemand in Luft aufgelöst wird, geben diejenigen, die Hintergedanken hegen, leise ihre Pläne auf. Chu Jiangyue erklärt: „Wenn ihr hier bleiben oder Vorräte kaufen wollt, egal ob ihr Drache oder Tiger seid, müsst ihr euch auf meinem Territorium benehmen!“

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"