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Sun Mo, the top teacher of No. 2 High School was transported to Tang Country of Central Province after falling into the water and became an intern teacher which just graduated. He actually has a fair and rich fiancee who is actually also the headmaster of a famous school. However, the reputation of this school has declined and the school was soon to be removed from the education list and abolished... Sun Mo's mission is to help his fiancee to sit on the headmaster's chair securely and make the school return the rankings of the nine greats (the top nine schools.) After he obtained the Absolute Great Teacher System, he could mold trash into gold, helping lousy students to become geniuses. Under Sun Mo's guidance, his disciples who used to be bad in school, could rule supreme in terms of their education in a year, become a 'study-emperor' in three years, and an academic god in five years. They would soon become big BOSSes in studying! You dare to say that I, as a great teacher, depends on false reputation? The Sword Hero, Spear Saint, Saber Devil, Holy Maiden, Peerless Country Leader, Devil Emperor, Two Saints, Three Paragons...all of them were taught by me! Are you scared or not? The thing I like most is to transform a bronze-grade salted fish into a king-grade BOSS. Sun Mo stated!

Since the beautiful sister next door became a teacher, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies!~！！

After the Gaokao ended, Lin Feng started working at a bar to earn tuition. Unexpectedly, he encountered a beautiful woman who was drowning her sorrows, insisting that Lin Feng drink with her. Both got drunk as skunks, unconscious. When Lin Feng woke up, the beautiful woman had already left, and the previous night seemed like a dream. Two years later, during the first semester of his sophomore year, a beautiful tutor suddenly joined his class. Lin Feng: Hm? This beautiful lady, why does she look a bit familiar? Zhang Yuxi: Lin Feng, do you still remember that night two years ago? Lin Feng: ??? When Lin Feng saw the four adorably clueless babies in Zhang Yuxi's home, he knew he couldn’t run away anymore…

She applied for a simple teaching job but she ended up raising a classroom full of supernatural toddlers and accidentally becoming the Demon Lord’s obsession. *** Struggling to pay rent and drowning in rejection emails, Alina Hart, 24, is desperate for a stable job. When she stumbles across a strange flyer offering a "live-in teaching position at a private academy," she signs the contract without reading the fine print. Big mistake. On her first day, she learns three things: 1...Her students are not human. 2...One breathes fire. Another howls at the moon. One floats through walls and another eats chalk like candy. 3...The school’s principal is Dante Nightshade, a seven-foot-tall Demon Lord with blood-red eyes and zero patience for mortals. And Alina? She just accidentally scolded the Demon Prince, Dante’s only son. Now, the students are clinging to her. The royal parents are demanding "private meetings." And the Demon Lord keeps appearing in her classroom with a gaze that’s far too intense for a casual visit. --- Alina: “Please stop throwing fireballs in the classroom!” Baby Dragon: “But Teacher! That’s how we play catch!” --- Alina: “Luna, you can’t bite people just because they sit next to me.” Luna (growling): “He was breathing near you. That’s MY air!” Alina: “…Please don’t make this a crime scene.” --- Sable (whispering from her shadow): “I bit the crayon... and it betrayed me.” Alina: “Sable… crayons are not food.” Sable: “…Then why are they so colorful?” --- Vlad Jr.: “Miss Alina, I have written my will.” Alina: “You’re four.” Vlad Jr.: “And yet, I have already loved and lost.” Alina: “…You lost a cookie.” •••• She wanted a quiet job with crayons and nap time. What she got was magical chaos, clingy monster cubs, and a demon principal who doesn’t understand why her smile affects him more than any weapon ever has... Tags: Fantasy | Comedy | Slow Burn Romance | Monster Babies | Found Family | Overpowered Male Lead | Soft Female Lead | Slice of Life [ Complete Goals to Unlock Bonus Chapters: 1,000 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 500 Golden Tickets = +1 Bonus Chapter 1 Magic Castle = +2 Bonus Chapters ]

Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 6 - Worlds Beyond [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #LGBTQ+

Alexa, cantik iya manja jangan ditanya. tapi satu dia jomblo dari lahir dan dia kini mempunyai misi bagaimana cara membatalkan perjodohan dengan teman kolega keluarganya yang wujudnya-pun Alexa tak tau. Axelio, guru ternyebelin yang selalu ngerusuhi hidup Alexa dimanapun itu. Axelio itu punya misi ngubah Alexa untuk ke jalan yang benar dan sedikit membuat gadis itu jatuh cinta padanya mungkin.

Both were complete strangers. One wants to become powerful and domineering in life. While other wants a simple one... They don't have any differences in their status as both are powerful heirs in City A and become successful CEOs in their young age. However, on surface their lives seems so simple and cheerful.. They had no rivals at least in their relationship... but where it went wrong? How it became complicated? Their single decision...no matter whether its right or wrong... Turned Lu Cheng and Tang Xi's worlds upside down! And what was it? How its going to end? ------ She pats the man's face "Wake up!!". Her heart trembled as he didn't wake up.She recalled her family's accident and gets nervous. She pulls the man out yelling "Wake up!!wake..". She couldn't move him out and thought go call the emergency service at once. She turned to run but stopped.She turns and sees the man holding her wrist tightly, whispering and struggling to speak. She gets anxious seeing his weak state and leans to help him "You..don't worry let me take you hospital..you will be alright okay?". The man still held her wrist tight said "Help me...Save my kid". She frowned "Kid?" and looked into his car. She gets shocked seeing a small baby in backseat sleeping peacefully.How could ...this baby sleeping peacefully?. She checks if the baby fainted? And relaxes seeing a headphone over his ears. No wonder he is sleeping peacefully. She runs to the man "Baby is fine.Come lets move..". He pushes her away weakly "Take the kid and run". She stunned "What?!". ------ The book cover is taken from google and edited. Please read this original novel at your own risk. This novel isn't edited completely and this is my first ever novel wrote after got inspired randomly. If you can't handle it just leave it before you get headache of the grammatical errors! That's why it is not in premium. Stop complaining people! I warned you! Thank you for the support and love! My works: 1. The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher - Completed (Editing under progress) 2. The Commoner Consort : The Country's Respected Empress - ongoing. 3. Dear Me - Poetry (Only in wattpad as it was for some contest). 4. Withering Heart: Bracing My Broken Pieces (New) 5. The Queen of Swords: Transmigration of a legend (New) ----------- You can find me on Instagram @hateera_the_darkwhite Twitter @Hateera_Writer Facebook @Hateera

"I love you." "But I don’t." Well this should be awkward.Good thing Ace got transmigrated to another world not long after! But wait.... "Xiao Zhi, I can't love you. Go find someone else." Did he just wake up to a rejection? Coincidence? But not all hopes lost, maybe the gods above took pity on him because of this. [You have received the standard transmigration package: A system.] "Will it help me find love?" [Maybe hoes.] "Huh? Wha—?" [Go grab a hoe and start farming!] And so begins the beautiful story of Ace tackling anything the author will be throwing into the story. A story where even the author doesn’t quite know what’s going on? Sounds dangerous. "Mother says to marry the person who feeds you."– Liu Mei "Brother says never to accept food from strangers, including street stalls."– Shan Yifeng "Me? Uh... maybe just to live a long life? I'm raising two pigs."– Xiao Zhi (Ace) "Hey!"– Shan Yifeng & Liu Mei.

He had crossed into the dark, ruthless Wizard World. Lucien found his system somewhat different from the usual golden finger. System upgrade points? Chip activation? None of these, but rather becoming a role model, transforming into a nurturing breeze: Teaching students knowledge, receiving advanced knowledge in return. Caring for and maintaining students, earning generous rewards. [Your student has mastered the Magic Potion "Kuru's Cough," congratulations on acquiring the improved formula "Kuru's Cough - Enhanced"!] [Your student has mastered witchcraft "Fireball," congratulations on learning witchcraft "Greater Fireball"!] [Your student has successfully crafted the wizard's tool "Pale Mask," congratulations on acquiring the wizard tool’s manual "Revised Pale Mask"!] Initially, Lucien was resistant. But after experiencing what it was like to teach disciples and outdo them, Lucien felt he had completely transformed into the form of the master system. This thing, isn't it much more useful than something called Cheating Device?

Ethan Millers was just an ordinary man with an ordinary job — until one unplanned act reset his karma to zero. In a universe built on balance, this was not a miracle... it was an error. Erased from the world, Ethan awakens in a place without time or space — the No-Where. With nothing but his thoughts, he spirals into madness, invention, and eventually, creation itself. He imagines powers, technologies, divine systems, and worlds beyond comprehension — until the void bends to his will. Now, known as Zane Creed, the strongest existence in the cosmos, he descends into a new world with overwhelming knowledge and unimaginable power. And what does he choose to do with it? Become a teacher. After all, what better way to reshape a world… than to teach it? _____________ Hey everyone! I'm just a rookie author, but I’m passionate about telling this story. Please support me with votes, comments, or collection.....it really means a lot! Let’s see where this wild journey goes together....