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I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
Fantasy
2474 Chs
The Boss Lost His Memory and Only Remembers Me

The Boss Lost His Memory and Only Remembers Me

Fu Nanli, the flight captain and sole heir to the Fu Consortium, lost his memory in an accident. He could not remember anything about his family, identity, or status. He only remembered Wen Qiao, who had risked his life to save her before the accident. "You are?" Wen Qiao said shamelessly, "I'm your wife." Young Master Fu was confused, but he only remembered one person. If she said yes, then so be it. The cold and noble Prince Charming had been snatched away by a wild girl from nowhere. All the socialites in Harbor City were enraged. All the socialites gathered 100 million yuan. They had to tear off the fake mask of a certain vixen, Wen Qiao. However, all they got, in the end, was the marriage of the century. The wife he got after losing his memory, when he regained his memory, would still be the person he loved the most in his life. If everything was guided by fate, then he would be grateful for such an encounter, that was what Fu Nanli believed. yuan to rip off the vixen Wen Qiao’s mask and expose her lies. Yet, there is nothing they can do to stop the 'wedding of the century' from taking place. Just like that, one hundred million yuan is gone in a flash! Uttering cries of anguish, the socialites simply can’t fathom why this is happening. "Everyone says Young Master Fu is shrewd and adept at scheming. Why did he fall for the deceitful little vixen?!” With an arrogant gaze, the man muses dotingly, “If I didn’t play along, how was I to abduct the little fox and take her home?”
Urban
1477 Chs
Can you share some lost baby funny stories?
There was a baby who got lost in a big department store. He ended up in the women's clothing section. He grabbed a big hat and put it on his head and started dancing around, thinking it was a game. The store clerks found him having a grand old time.
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2024-11-09 10:56
Funny Lost in Translation Stories
There's a story about a sports brand. Their tagline 'Just Do It' was translated into a language where it became something like 'Just Do Evil' which was a huge blunder. Then, a food brand's 'Creamy Delight' got translated to mean 'Slimy Disgust' in another language. It was a disaster for their marketing efforts. Another funny instance was when a clothing brand's 'Hot Stuff' was translated in a way that it meant 'Stolen Goods' in a different language. It shows how important it is to get accurate translations to avoid these hilarious but also costly mistakes.
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2024-11-28 09:22
Funny Lost GPS Stories
Well, there was this time a delivery guy's GPS went haywire. He was supposed to deliver to an apartment complex but the GPS directed him to an abandoned factory on the outskirts of the city. He was so lost and frustrated. After several attempts to re - route, he finally gave up on the GPS and called the customer for the correct address. It was really a comical yet annoying situation for him.
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2024-12-07 04:33
Funny Baby Poop Stories
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
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2024-11-12 08:47
More Funny Baby Poop Stories
My cousin's baby pooped during a bath. It was floating in the water and the baby was just splashing around happily, completely unaware of what was in the water. When my cousin noticed, she quickly scooped the baby out and drained the water. It was a messy situation but also a really funny one. We still laugh about it when we get together.
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2024-11-11 21:21
Share Some More Funny Lost GPS Stories
A group of hikers followed their GPS to a so - called 'beautiful waterfall'. When they got there, it was just a small muddy puddle. Turns out the GPS coordinates were way off. They had a good laugh about it later.
3 answers
2024-12-07 05:04
How can funny baby bedtime stories help a baby sleep?
These stories also engage the baby's imagination in a gentle way. A funny story like 'The Dreamy Duckling' can take the baby's mind on a little journey. As they listen, their thoughts are focused on the story rather than any distractions. This mental focus, combined with the positive emotions from the humor, helps them wind down. Moreover, sharing a funny story is a bonding experience between the parent and the baby. The baby feels safe and secure, which is conducive to falling asleep.
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2024-11-21 01:54
Share some funny baby shower stories.
At one baby shower, we played a game where we had to guess the size of the mom - to - be's belly with a piece of string. One guest was so off, she thought the belly was as big as a beach ball! It was hilarious.
2 answers
2024-11-26 06:56
What are some funny baby bedtime stories?
One funny baby bedtime story is 'The Sleepy Little Bunny'. In this story, a little bunny is so excited about the day that it doesn't want to go to sleep at first. It jumps around the meadow, chasing butterflies and talking to its friends. But as the night falls and the moon comes out, the bunny starts to feel sleepy. It finally curls up in its little burrow and drifts off to dreamland.
3 answers
2024-11-20 22:20
What are some of the funniest lost baby stories you've heard?
I heard about a baby who lost his parents at the zoo. He found himself in front of the monkey enclosure. The monkeys were jumping around and the baby started imitating them, bouncing up and down and making monkey - like sounds. It was hilarious.
2 answers
2024-11-09 10:13
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