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I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
Fantasy
2474 Chs
Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
General
1589 Chs
Baby funny short story recommendations
Here are some recommended funny baby stories: 1. " Hilarious: The Sleeping Mother of the Magical Beast's Son ": A funny story about the adventures of mother and son. The plot is fascinating. 2. " My Mother Kills the Whole Scene after 100 Days of Mother's Birth: A high-energy story about mother and son working together to fight monsters. It's humorous and interesting. 3. The mother and son's relationship in the story was twisted and heartwarming. The mother took her son to practice medicine everywhere as a divine doctor. 4. " Super Cute Baby: Mommy, CEO Daddy Attacks ": The relationship between mother and son is warm, and the plot is compact. 5. The mother and son practice medicine and treat illnesses together. The plot is full of ups and downs, which is very attractive. These short mother and son stories are suitable for babies to read. They can bring them joy and a relaxing reading experience. I hope you and the baby will like these recommended novels!
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2024-12-27 09:33
Funny Baby Poop Stories
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
3 answers
2024-11-12 00:47
Baby photography, short and domineering sentences, funny
1. Baozi was taking photos. His little appearance was so cool that the camera almost fainted. 2. When my Little Treasure took a photo, his aura was 2.8 meters! 3. Look at my baby taking photos. She's so cute and domineering. 4. The baby was taking pictures. His expression seemed to say,"I am the master of the camera." 5. When the little darling took a photo, he posed like a little " photography emperor ". 6. When my baby took a photo, his gaze was as sharp as a small celebrity. 7. If he took a photo, the entire circle of friends would be "shocked" by this little one. 8. When the baby was taking photos, his expression seemed to say,"I'm here to conquer the photos." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-14 23:25
More Funny Baby Poop Stories
My cousin's baby pooped during a bath. It was floating in the water and the baby was just splashing around happily, completely unaware of what was in the water. When my cousin noticed, she quickly scooped the baby out and drained the water. It was a messy situation but also a really funny one. We still laugh about it when we get together.
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2024-11-11 13:21
Share some funny short stories from '101 funny short stories'
There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.
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2024-12-02 03:58
Baby photography, posting on WeChat Moments, short and funny.
1. I'm taking the baby for a photo shoot. This little darling has a lot of expressions when he takes photos. He's like a little comedy actor. 2. When she was taking pictures of the baby, the little guy would act cute and funny at the same time. He was simply a happy person in the studio. 3. The baby's appearance in front of the camera was ever-changing, like the birth of a little drama queen. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-14 02:44
Why are short baby stories important?
Short baby stories play an important role in a baby's development. They are a gentle introduction to the world of literature. These stories can soothe a baby and help them relax, especially at bedtime. Moreover, the repetition in short baby stories aids in memory development for babies. By hearing the same words and phrases over and over, they start to remember and recognize them, which is a crucial step in their cognitive development.
1 answer
2024-11-13 17:29
What are some funny short stories instead of funny dirty short stories?
One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'
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2024-11-28 06:13
How can funny baby bedtime stories help a baby sleep?
These stories also engage the baby's imagination in a gentle way. A funny story like 'The Dreamy Duckling' can take the baby's mind on a little journey. As they listen, their thoughts are focused on the story rather than any distractions. This mental focus, combined with the positive emotions from the humor, helps them wind down. Moreover, sharing a funny story is a bonding experience between the parent and the baby. The baby feels safe and secure, which is conducive to falling asleep.
2 answers
2024-11-20 17:54
Share some funny baby shower stories.
At one baby shower, we played a game where we had to guess the size of the mom - to - be's belly with a piece of string. One guest was so off, she thought the belly was as big as a beach ball! It was hilarious.
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2024-11-25 22:56
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