funny lizard story

A soul has been reincarnated into a world full of magical races, from elves to dwarfs and beastmen to powerful dragons. Sadly, the soul did not even have enough karma for the cheapest humanoid race, humans. So, the soul decides to become a lizard for some extra karma. Follow Scaly, a weird lizard in some god forsaken dungeon. Hoping to evolve enough to one day become a dragon! ~ Follow the adventures of the small lizard Scaly on her path towards becoming a great dragon in the future!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Lin Bai transmigrated to another world! It was a parallel world where the game and reality coexisted. Dungeons of the abysses appeared and countless monsters were rampant. In order to survive, all human beings needed to change their classes and practice superpowers in the academy. Some people became magicians, and others became paladins. Lin Bai became a beastmaster and obtained two divine talents. [Bloodline Awakening] After activating the bloodline in the pet beast, it evolved directly to its final form! "You contracted a lizard, and it successfully evolved into a Frost Dragon!" "You contracted a bat, and it successfully evolved into a Blood Duke!" "You contracted a flying bird, and it successfully evolved into the Nine Heavenly Divine Phoenix!" "You contracted a cherub, and it successfully evolved into a Twelve-winged Blazing Angel!" ... [Bloodline Extraction] Randomly copy one bloodline characteristic of the pet beasts. Frost Dragon: Destructive Element, Dragon God's Wrath, Cold Ice Spit. Blood Duke: Blood Lash, Cage of Blood, Dependency Transformation. ... On the transformation platform: Please choose to summon your initial pet beast. Lin Bai: I'll choose the little lizard. Crowd: You call this a small lizard? This is a Frost Dragon! And when the enemy thought the Beastmasters themselves were weak. "His pet beast is already invincible! He himself is even stronger than the pet beast!"

Do you know the one thing you should avoid at all costs? Pissing off the goddess in charge of your reincarnation. To bad no one ever told Jay. He broke the cardinal rule of look but don't touch, and now he has to survive in a fantasy world with a target on his back. Will Jay survive this world filled with dragons, demons, and the ineptitude of his party? Or will he just be vulture chow? Will have adult themes. Pic isn't mine, found it on Google.

Mira a young isolated otaku, tends to himself when he and the entirety of his classmates get exterminated under mysterious circumstances... Waking up he finds himself in the depths of a dungeon, not as a human... But as a lizard!! Can he survive? And what challenges will await him it this dark abyss? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shedule: Chapters will be uploaded on Thursday, Friday & Saturday resulting in around 3 a week for now. Lenght of the chapters: 1000 or more words. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Goals: First goal of reaching 600+ fans has been cleared. Meaning I will launch the Discord server dedicated to all my novels. And share the link with those who wish to join. As for the follow-up goal I would like to strive for 1000 fans. Allowing me to go for privilege. New goal 977/1000 fans. 》Privilege ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If you enjoy this story, please consider supporting my work by commenting, sharing, reviewing and throwing powerstones against it! Maybe even join the recently created Discord server through this link here: https://discord.gg/n7NgBxRpph Also if you enjoy my work, please give the other projects a try as well! For now the goal would be a minimum of 120+ chapters for each project. - Project 01: Arganthes: The Capital of Dungeons - Project 02: What?! I Reincarnated As A Lizard?! - Project 03: Arganthes: The World Tree Projects for in the future; - Project 04: Arganthes: The Grimoire of Darkness & Void - Project 05: Rejuvenation of Arcane & Metal - Project 06: Sacred Wolf Brigade - Project 07: Why Is Everyday Life As An Incubus So Awkward? - Project 08: Being A Dog in Another World, Can Be Quite Challenging! Not to mention that I do recommend beginning reading "Project 01" as all project will eventually be part of a grand ever expanding universe, meaning if you as the reader wouldn't read the recommended order, you could potentially spoil yourself or worse... deprave yourself of the ultimate experience these series provides. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Taken and edited image, if someone knows the owner let me know, then I can mention his/her work here. Copyright/Ownership: RaijinInu/Michel Keesman 01-06-2020 03:00

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.