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“My dear wife, just cut it out and be a good lamb, OK? How do you want to repay me for saving your life?” Xiao Jue’s newly-wedded wife, Xia Nuanxin, was an out-and-out thief but he was her only slip-up. In fact, it’s more than a slip-up since she also threw herself in. After a naughty twinkle in his eyes, he put her on one of his shoulders and left.

Xiu Rui, a suspense writer, personally involved in tracking suspect for writing materials and then found the truth of the murder was exactly same as his novel! The one plotted in the dark is lurking around him. Sin makes love become dangerous and discrimination is going to destroy trust. A tangled love triangle starts...

At the age of 20, she graduated from a top school in the United States with double major. At 23, she bought a new villa for her parents. She, Wei Yujin, had risen from the mud to the peak of fame in the 21st century, and she's going to do the same in ancient China.

In order to marry Shi Yao, Lin Jiage tried many methods but failed. In the end, he put his hope in Bunny. After listening to Lin Jiage's plan, Bunny hooked his finger with Lin Jiage and replied in a soft and cute voice, "I'm looking forward to working with you!" Then... That night Bunny received a robot toy, he tricked Shi Yao into a dining room, and said to Lin Jiage secretly, "Daddy, Mommy will have dinner with you." That night Bunny received an Ultraman figurine, he tricked Shi Yao into a swimming pool, and said to Lin Jiage secretly, "Daddy, Mommy will swim with you." That night Bunny received a toy train, he tricked Shi Yao into a hotel suite, gave Lin Jiage some condoms, and whispered in his ear, "Daddy, Mommy will sleep with you."

In the 16th year of Jiading in the Southern Song Dynasty, Shen Mo, an undercover agent from modern times begins to manipulate the whole country. Countless shemes and ferocious ideas erupt from his mind. With the help of his modersn criminal investigation and espionage skills, he cracks many mysterious cases in the Southern Song and scares the crap out of spies from Liao and Jin! When being invaded by the invincible Mongolian cavalry, the fierce troops he train smashed their enemy's uprising momentum! This is a war between a person and an era!

She gave up the chance of being an immortal because of love, only to find that her lover betrayed her. When she gets lucky to be reborn as a princess, she has to face the danger of being sacrificed by her father to save her younger brother. Can she change her own destiny?

Xia Zhi, a she-devil everyone feared in the apocalypse in her previous life, is connected to a time-travel system as a full-time empress. She comes to different alien worlds, fights vicious women and love rats to become the empresses, and flirts with men! She aims at stopping Helens of Troy from destroying the countries to clear the sins she committed in her previous life and to come back to life!

A soul from a different world was summoned to the world of cultivation. The female immortal gave her the inheritance of 10,000 years, so that she embarked on the cultivation unexpectedly! Hold on, how could there be such a good thing? The female fairy also gave her a task to save the “evil Lord”... How could she make up for the guilt from her previous life? How would she do when facing the love debts that she couldn’t avoid nor pay back?

With the sudden arrival of a bizarre black rain, more than two hundred servants in the home of Jau Qian, the world-renowned second-generation rich boy, instantly mutated into monsters. The whole planet was also plunged into an unprecedented crisis. Desperate and running out of food with no hope of getting rescued, Jau Qian accidentally activated a virtual mall that only he can see and interact with. In the post-apocalyptic world where the fittest survive, Jau Qian used his innate talent for business to its fullest potential to buy his way into forming a team. His ultimate goal is to rid the world of schemes and violence, so that peace can be restored.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?