bard funny stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

In the year 2741 Music has become a thing created solely via technology. The age of instruments had long since passed. Jericho grew up in a family who lived ‘outdated’ lives. From his grandfather, he learned how make, repair, and play a good amount of instruments. It was his life passion. If he lived in the early 2000s he would have become famous with the skill he possessed. The man worked hard on both his job at an antique shop and his failing musical career to take care of kid sister, the only family member he had left. Freedom online (A very generic MMO type of name) had recently been released. One of the many VRMMORPG’s created in this era. Jericho and his sister ignored the game as it was something well beyond what they could afford. After unknowingly experiencing both a disaster and a fortuitous encounter, Jericho and his sister are given the game with the hope this new world can bring his wonderful music to light. New! Discord Link to a fandom server: https://discord.gg/AAq7MMv Also help keep me afloat: ko-fi.com/eranoth

Krilo's first transmigration happens in the land of Terra. A world of monsters, strange machines, and magic where everyone is bestowed with a system from nature itself to make them stronger. He leads a peaceful life in a village of the west. Until one day, strange machines arrive and destroy everything in its path. His village is turned into war headquarters by the coalition in an effort to stand a chance against the behemoth. Until suddenly one of the major kingdoms in the coalition massacres all of the inhabitants including poor Krilo all of the sudden. Krilo then undergoes a second reincarnation that takes place in the same world as his first reincarnation. But the difference is, he is now a battlepet for a boy with a class of bard. A fighting partner for his human in the form of an animal-like creature. However, his second reincarnation results in him and his human being jailed for life for a strange reason. Doomed to death and can't seem to level up, Krilo must find a way to seek out revenge against his adversaries in his previous life. But the idea of companionship does not fit his lifestyle. Should he stick to his human companion or take extreme measures to sever the ties? Soon after his escape, Krilo comes into contact with the power of The Void. [You are destined to be the strongest] [To gain level exponentially, the host must do 3 things: a. Strike your opponent b. Absorb the natural essence of another battlepet c. Absorb the natural essence of a human] Absorbing natural essence is the equivalent of absorbing someone's life. So, Have Krilo decided what to do with his bard? Is Terra will be the same as it used to be? Meanwhile, his human companion also has a mysterious power granted to him by The Nature Creator, the one that opposes The Void. Which one will bring grace and which one will bring calamity? ================== the above synopsis mostly applies to 30+ chapter of the book. So readers should be patient reading the beginning part first. What to expect: 1. adventure 2. intense worldbuilding (western fantasy) 3. somewhat a system novel (only the stat, skill, etc) 4. weak MC 1 (krilo) in the beginning, later may be classified as overpowered. Antihero 5. smart MC 2 (Niva) 6. No harem (for now) 7. excellent but rather serious story *The novel cover does not belong to me. All credits goes to the artist.

"I have a confession: I may be king, but I fell in love with you the moment we met on the hill. Everything about the moment was pure magic." "My king," Oliver whispered. "The way you feel is mutual." Oliver tenderly rested his fingers under Fennel's chin, his eyes gazing into an emerald oasis looking back at him. "I can't hold back any longer." Their foreheads touched. Fennel flushed deep scarlet, wondering if he would be blessed with his first kiss from the sweet lips belonging to the handsome bard. *********** The largest kingdom of the faraway planet of Caelus, Charoux, is inhabited by a humanoid race of felines. The race is more human than cat. While they possess increased agility and better eyesight, their physical manifestations are only those of cat ears and tails, while all other features remain human. As the sun set one warm summer evening, the current feline king drew his last breath.  The weight of the world fell on Fennel Satnuro's chest, the sole son of the king and the rightful heir to the throne. When all hope felt lost, the feline heard an enchanting melody manifest from seemingly mid-air. He followed the music to find a lone, handsome young bard perched atop the highest hill in Charoux, strumming together the most beautiful music that had ever graced the prince's ears. At eighteen years old, the soon-to-be king falls in love at first sight and sound.

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.