Share some dnd funny bard stories.In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.
Tell me more about EverQuest funny bard stories that involve their musical abilities.2 answers
2024-11-06 10:04
In EverQuest, a bard once had a competition with another bard in a tavern. They were both trying to outdo each other with their musical skills. One bard played a song that made everyone in the tavern start jumping up and down uncontrollably. The other bard, not to be outdone, played a song that made people's clothes change colors randomly. It was a wild and hilarious scene with people running around in multicolored clothes while jumping like crazy.
Tell me more dnd funny bard stories.A bard once tried to disguise himself as a noble to get into a fancy ball. He thought he had the act down pat, but when he opened his mouth to introduce himself, he accidentally slipped into his bardic voice and started singing his name instead of saying it. Everyone stared at him in confusion and then burst out laughing.
Tell me some Bard love stories.In 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' by Shakespeare, there are multiple love stories. Hermia is in love with Lysander, but her father wants her to marry Demetrius. Meanwhile, Helena is in love with Demetrius. Through the magic of the fairies in the forest, the lovers' relationships are all jumbled up. Eventually, with the help of the fairy magic being undone, the right pairs end up together, showing the chaos and beauty of love.
Share some funny childbirth stories.One funny story is that a woman was in labor and she was so focused on the pain that she started reciting nursery rhymes backwards. It was so unexpected that the nurses and her husband couldn't help but laugh. Another one is about a woman who was so determined to have a natural birth that when she was pushing, she let out a battle cry like a warrior from an ancient movie, scaring the new doctor on duty a bit. And there was also a mom who, right after giving birth, asked for a huge burger and fries because she said all that pushing made her super hungry.
Share some funny alli stories.3 answers
2024-11-05 14:59
Once, my friend Ally tried to bake a cake. She accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When we tasted it, it was so horrible, but we couldn't stop laughing at her silly mistake.
Share some motherhood funny stories.My sister once told me that when her baby was teething, he bit her finger really hard. She yelped and the baby just stared at her and then started giggling uncontrollably. Babies can be so unpredictable and that's what makes these motherhood moments funny. She later found it really funny too, even though it hurt at that moment.
Share some Costco funny stories.There was this time at Costco when a little kid got lost. Instead of crying, he just climbed into one of those huge boxes that were for sale. When his parents finally found him, he was sitting in the box like it was his new little home, and he said he was just waiting for someone to buy him and take him home. Everyone around had a good laugh.
Share some 'funny 3 line stories'.Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.
Share some funny store stories.2 answers
2024-11-05 02:51
One funny store story is about a pet store. A little boy went in asking for a rabbit. The store owner showed him a cute white rabbit. But when the boy reached out to pet it, the rabbit suddenly hopped onto the counter and started nibbling on the cash register receipt. Everyone in the store was laughing.
