Tell me more dnd funny bard stories.
A bard once tried to disguise himself as a noble to get into a fancy ball. He thought he had the act down pat, but when he opened his mouth to introduce himself, he accidentally slipped into his bardic voice and started singing his name instead of saying it. Everyone stared at him in confusion and then burst out laughing.
Share some dnd funny bard stories.
In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.
Tell me more dnd funny nat one stories.
There was a paladin in our DND game. He tried to smite an evil cultist and rolled a nat one. His smite missed completely and he accidentally hit a holy statue nearby, which then crumbled. The paladin was horrified as he thought he had committed a great sin. But the rest of us couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. This led to some interesting role - playing as he tried to atone for his 'accidental desecration'.
Tell me some funny bard stories.
One funny bard story is about a bard who tried to serenade a princess. But he got his lyrics all mixed up and ended up singing a song about his pet frog instead. The princess was so amused that she invited him to stay and tell more of his comical tales.
Tell me a funny bard story.
There was a bard in a small village. He had a pet squirrel that always sat on his shoulder when he performed. One day, while singing a very solemn ballad, the squirrel suddenly stole his hat and ran off with it. The bard had no choice but to chase the squirrel around the village square while still singing, which turned the whole performance into a hilarious farce.
Tell me more about EverQuest funny bard stories that involve their musical abilities.
In EverQuest, a bard once had a competition with another bard in a tavern. They were both trying to outdo each other with their musical skills. One bard played a song that made everyone in the tavern start jumping up and down uncontrollably. The other bard, not to be outdone, played a song that made people's clothes change colors randomly. It was a wild and hilarious scene with people running around in multicolored clothes while jumping like crazy.
Tell me a funny DND story.
In a DND session, we were facing a group of goblins. Our bard decided to charm them with his music. He started playing a jaunty tune, but the goblins thought it was a battle anthem. So, they started dancing around us in a very comical way, completely forgetting to attack. We just watched and had a good laugh before easily defeating them.
Tell me a funny DND fighter story.
Once there was a DND fighter named Grog. He was supposed to be sneaking up on a group of goblins. But instead of being quiet, he tripped over his own huge sword and made such a racket that the goblins came running towards him. Grog just stood there, blinking in confusion as the goblins stopped short, also confused by this big, clumsy fighter.
Tell Some Funny Nat 1 DND Stories
During a DND campaign, my character rolled a Nat 1 for a stealth check. I was trying to sneak past a group of guards. Instead of being quiet, my character tripped over their own feet and made a huge racket. The guards immediately noticed and started chasing me. My friends' characters had to quickly come up with a plan to either fight the guards or create a distraction so I could get away. It was so funny because it was supposed to be a simple sneaking mission but turned into a chaotic chase scene all because of that Nat 1.
Tell me some Bard love stories.
In 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' by Shakespeare, there are multiple love stories. Hermia is in love with Lysander, but her father wants her to marry Demetrius. Meanwhile, Helena is in love with Demetrius. Through the magic of the fairies in the forest, the lovers' relationships are all jumbled up. Eventually, with the help of the fairy magic being undone, the right pairs end up together, showing the chaos and beauty of love.
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My neighbor once tried to make pancakes. He poured the batter on the pan and went to get some coffee. When he came back, the pancake had spread all over the stove. He said it looked like a modern art piece. Then he tried to flip it with a spatula, but it just stuck everywhere and ended up looking like a gooey mess.