airline funny stories

One funny story is about a passenger who fell asleep and started snoring really loudly. The person next to him recorded it and when the snorer woke up, they played it back for him. He was so embarrassed but everyone else was laughing.

There was a time when a pilot came on the intercom with a really thick accent. He said 'We will be landing soon' but it sounded so funny that most passengers thought it was a joke at first. And then he added 'I hope you enjoy your stay in our city, even if my English is not so good'. That made the whole flight more relaxed.

Sure. Once I was on a flight and there was a little kid who was so excited. He kept asking the flight attendant really cute questions like if the plane could go to the moon. The attendant played along and it was really funny to watch.

One funny story is about a pilot who got a request from a little boy on board to do a loop - de - loop. The pilot, in a very jovial tone, said 'Sorry, buddy, this isn't a fighter jet. But I'll make sure we have a really smooth ride!'. The boy's disappointed but cute face made everyone chuckle.

There was this pilot who accidentally pressed the wrong button and the plane made a really strange noise. He quickly realized his mistake and over the intercom, he said in a very humorous way, 'Well, folks, that was our plane's new impression of a spaceship. Don't worry, we're still on track!'. The passengers were a bit startled at first but then found it hilarious.

I heard about an attendant who had a passenger who fell asleep with his mouth wide open. As a joke, the attendant gently placed a little paper 'do not disturb' sign on the guy's mouth. When he woke up, everyone around was in stitches. He took it well though and had a good laugh himself.

There should not be any such inappropriate stories in a professional airline industry. Airlines have strict codes of conduct and ethics for their employees, including flight attendants. These professionals are trained to provide excellent service, ensure passenger safety, and maintain a respectful and proper working environment.

I'm not sure if there are really such so - called 'airline sex stories' in a proper sense. Airlines are mainly for transportation, and most of the events on airlines are related to travel, safety and service. It's inappropriate to focus on such improper topics.

Once, there was a gay airline steward named Mark. He always had the most colorful outfits and the friendliest demeanor. One day, during a long flight, a grumpy passenger was constantly complaining. Mark didn't get flustered. Instead, he used his humor. He started making jokes about the flight being like a roller coaster in the sky. His positive attitude was so infectious that by the end of the flight, the grumpy passenger was actually smiling and thanking him.

A gay airline steward I know had a passenger who was very shy. But he managed to break the ice by complimenting the passenger's choice of book in a really over - the - top and funny way. He said something like 'Your book is so fabulous, it's like the book version of a diva!' and it made the passenger laugh and start chatting.