funny turkey cooking stories

My mom was cooking a turkey and she got distracted by the phone. When she remembered the turkey in the oven, it was a bit overcooked. But we still ate it and joked about how it was 'extra crispy' and that it was a new 'cooking style'. We had a lot of fun with that tough turkey.

One funny Thanksgiving turkey story is about a family who had a pet turkey named Tom. Tom was always strutting around the yard and thought he was the king. On Thanksgiving day, the family decided to have a 'pretend' Thanksgiving dinner with Tom as the guest of honor instead of on the table. They made a special meal for him and Tom seemed to enjoy all the attention.

One funny turkey story is about a turkey that chased a cat. The cat was minding its own business when the turkey suddenly decided to run after it. The cat was so startled and climbed up a tree while the turkey strutted around the base of the tree as if it had won a great victory.

Once, my family was having a turkey dinner. My little cousin thought the turkey's leg was a drumstick from a real drum and started banging it on the table, making everyone laugh.

Oh, there are many funny stories. Sometimes people accidentally use way too much seasoning and the turkey turns out super spicy. Another time, someone thought they had enough time to cook it but ended up serving it half-raw. Crazy stuff!

A really funny incident was when someone was basting the turkey and the baster slipped out of their hand and the juice splashed all over their face. They were covered in turkey juice and we couldn't stop laughing. It took them a while to clean up and get back to cooking the turkey.

One funny story is when a hunter was trying to call in a turkey. He made all the right calls, but instead of a turkey, a curious squirrel came right up to him, chattering away as if asking what all the fuss was about. The hunter couldn't stop laughing at the unexpected visitor.

Once, a caller on the Butterball Turkey Hotline asked if they could stuff the turkey with a whole pumpkin instead of the traditional stuffing. It was so absurd and funny. The hotline operator patiently explained that it was not a good idea as it would not cook evenly and could cause a mess in the oven.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.

My cousin once tried to make a cake but accidentally added salt instead of sugar. The look on everyone's face when they tasted it was hilarious.