funny jokes that will make u cry

If you want to change your mood in a short period of time, I, a dog-headed man, can recommend a book to you. Its name is "Traversing the Wilderness: Abduct a Barbarian as a Husband." Not only was the plot of this book tight and the suspense attractive, but most importantly, there were countless funny plots that could make you laugh until you couldn't stop! Especially this wild husband. His autistic nature and the way he resisted reality were too funny. I hope I can bring you happiness and laughter. Muah ~

Of course, here are a few funny jokes: Why are good people always lonely while bad people often meet? Because they liked to torture each other. What kind of fish likes to sing the most? The answer is lip fish because they have lips. Why do lions always rob food and bears don't? Because they were too lazy. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. What kind of plane likes to "disappear" the most? The answer was helicopters because they could disappear in the air.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Alright, here's a funny joke: One day, a snail wanted to go to the movies, but he couldn't climb a tree, so he decided to go to a nearby pond to watch a movie. When the snail reached the pond, it saw a huge movie screen. It began to crawl slowly toward the screen but soon stopped. It began to think,"Where should I start climbing?" At this time, a frog walked by and saw the snail's question, so it said,"You don't have to crawl. You can jump directly to the screen!" The snail nodded and jumped onto the screen. However, when it looked up at the movie, it realized that there was no movie on the screen! It was very surprised and asked,"Why isn't the movie on the screen?" When the frog heard this question, it immediately replied,"Because the movie screen is a two-dimensional plane with no thickness, so the movie is not inside!" The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I know. I should crawl under it!" At this moment the frog came over again and said,"No, you should climb over it!" "I'm sorry," he said.

The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."

Humor, jokes and funny stories can make our life better in many ways. For example, when we are feeling down, a good joke can instantly lift our mood. Just like a simple one - 'Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.' It makes us laugh and forget our problems for a while.

Here is a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, this is a simple and silly joke. The funny part is the unexpected transformation which is like a mini - funny story. It plays on the double meaning of 'turned into' and can make people laugh because it's so absurd.

Let me recommend you a funny novel," Rogue Emperor's Teacher ". This book was about a madman who became Zhuge Liang's master and infiltrated Liu Bei's army. As a result, he gathered a group of fools who were very good at fighting, defeated Cao Cao's army, and ruined Sun Quan's plan to seize Jingzhou. The big shots were also very helpless. They all cursed him for being unreasonable and simply a scoundrel. However, the madman only wanted to finish the joke. I hope this funny plot can make you happy. I also recommend it to other viewers.😋

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.